Wish Corruptor

[Heat X]

granted, but it got cut in half in a car mishap

i wish my wish wouldn't get corupted

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but you can't make anymore wishes.

I wish to make a wish.

 

[TheRedneck]

Ungranted


I wish I had a 20 in *****

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but they're half a millimeter long.

I wish TheRedneck would quit making so many sexual wishes in this thread.

 

[LareNoel]

granted, sex now blinks out of existence

i wish i hadnt gotten rid of sex...

 

[nfsjunkie91]

granted, but now every one you are with gives you a VD

I wish that ppl would realize mocachinos cost $80 a gallon

 

[fluffy-sama]

People realize this... but then.. .nothing happens.


I wish more people would visit my webpage.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but you have to put inappropriate pictures on it first, causing government officials to drag you away in the night.

I wish evil trenchcoats wouldn't come for unsuspecting young virgins.

 

[3.14159]

**** computer

 

[TheRedneck]

Okay they take you away.


I wish I could make a post that didn't involve vulgarity!!!11one

I wonder how many more of these little gems I can find? -Bahamut

 

[Cyris_P]

OMFG. Redneck stop posting. I almost am rolling on the floor from laughing.

I hope you didn't offend pi though...

Mmm. Pie.

You're wish is granted but you can't ask for women.

I wish I had some pie.

 

[LareNoel]

granted, but the circumferance of your stomach becomes 3.14 times the diameter, making you, very, very fat

i wish i had my old water bottle back

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but it's filled with poison now and you can't empty it out.

I wish that was possible.

 

[RJ Fighter]

_____________________

 

[Resting_Fox]

granted, but he takes over the world and makes you his love slave.

I wish Tool would put out a new album soon.

 

[TheRedneck]

Granted but it is the K&B construction tool band from "Home Improvment" which is better than tool so I upgraded your wish.....my god whats happening to me.


I wish my mind wasnt so profane. [tierd of screwing up and geting warned].

 

[Foxy and her box]

granted but not before you get booted

i wish i wasn't such a smidget

 

[3.14159]

Granted. Now you are a ******.

I wish for the allmighty overlord to descend from the mighty columns of Dergalspak and wreak his terrible vengance across the land.

 

[3.14159]

omg my computer sucks

 

[Foxy and her box]

granted but he kills you also

i wish i could read minds

 

[TheRedneck]

Granted but when you read Miachel Jacksons mind....


I wish I could control the Zerg [Starcraft rocks!]

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but you control a super nerdy guy known on forums as "The Zerg"

I wish to know if TheRedneck actually plays Smash or if he's just a freaky guy who hangs around random forums.

 

[TheRedneck]

Granted but you find out that I only use the camera feature to take pictures of Peach and Zelda's underwear.


I wish Pichu didnt suck *** in SSBM.

 

[Coen]

Granted, but now he's top tier and no one picks Fox anymore.

I wish birds couldn't fly.

 

[Foxy and her box]

granted , they are now too fat but still try and fall on you

i wish i had a new mic for my comp

 

[CuckooOfTime]

Granted, but your computer will become evil and use the mic to record obscene messages and send them to your mother via e-mail.

I wish I could go to sleep (it's 5:35 AM )

 

[TheRedneck]

Granted but you miss Jessica Simpson's top falling off on live tv


I wish my girlfriend diddnt need me to spend money on her.

 

[/\/1/\/J4]

Wish granted ut then she'll leave you forever

I wish that i was dead

 

[3.14159]

I was serious, TheRedneck.

Granted, but you ar reborn as a person who looks and thinks exactly the same.

I wish someone would answer the previous question's response.

 

[fluffy-sama]

granted but this causes fluffy's head to hurt even worse from trying to figure out what question to answer so fluffy just says "Avocado" and you're left to make something out of it on your own.


I wish my head would stop hurting now x.x;

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but now your arm hurts very badly.

I wish that I knew what fluffy meant by avocado.

 

[nin10do]

Granted, but by "avocado" fluffy meant "If you grant my wish you are going to die... IN 7 DAYS!!!".

I wish that no one will grant my wish.

 

[LareNoel]

gran...??? oh you silly paradox


i wish for nas to remaster illmatic so i can buy a supper pretty new one

 

[Heat X]

granted, but since you said pretty, it's pink, with barbie *shivers* accesories

i wish my webcam would work

 

[Coen]

Granted, but now you can't turn it off anymore.

I wish bornfidelity didn't brag about his ownage with Falco.

 

[Heat X]

granted, but now he brags about how he could own you with marth

i wish my webcam would turn off

 

[Coen]

Granted, but while it was being turned off, it fell on the ground and broke.

I wish I had acces to the backroom.

 

[Heat X]

granted, but in a trance, you posted spam and your band from smashboards forever

i wish i had faster internet

 

[/\/1/\/J4]

granted you now have T3 but your computer is thrown out the window by your father

i wish that i would die happy

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted, but it means you'll turn INTO Happy, the dog from Seventh Heaven!

I wish I knew Spanish...