Wish Corruptor

[Resting_Fox]

Granted, due to the unseen grammar of your wish, you succeed in wishing that you hadn't killed that fish, but since only one wish per post is allowed and merely wishing does nothing, the fish remains dead and leaves the awful odor of plagiarism on this board.

I wish the world were flat and it were common practice to jettison unwanted citizens off the edge.

 

[ArcticFalcon]

Like you said only 1 wish per post is allowed, so your wish that the world is flat is granted. Here's a map. *hands Resting_Fox a drawing of an asian girl's chest* So your other wish just fizzles.

I wish for sex to be free with anyone without having to give gifts (regular girl) or pay =P

 

[nfsjunkie91]

wish granted, but because u said "or" you still have to pay them

I wish that the all PSP's in the world would blow up when played, thus rendering their owners scarred for life

 

[Heat X]

wish granted, but you are the only owner of the psp.

i wish i had a smoresbar

 

[3.14159]

granted, but someone steals it.

I wish for pudding to rise up and destroy all who hate it.

 

[Cyris_P]

Sure, but it's banana pudding that rises up, so eveybody dies.

I wish for the ultimate showdown between good and evil to happen tomorrow at noon at the bottom of a landfill in Arizona.

 

[Heat X]

granted, but then they join forces to kill you

i wish i could buy more pc games

 

[nfsjunkie91]

wish granted, but they are all cracked copies, and the police beat you and your computer to tiny bits.

I wish i had a piece of cherry pie

 

[TheRedneck]

Granted but the cherries were tainted and gave you VD now it HURTS WHEN YOU PEE HAHAHAHAHAHA!.....................I suck .



I wish public nudity for hot girls was alowed because im horny.

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted, but you are selected by the government as the first test subject for chemical castration. Enjoy.

I wish that all straight women had higher sex drives than men.

 

[Cyris_P]

They alrady do, you just don't know it.

I wish for cheese.

 

[link masher]

Granted, but it's moldy cheese and wayyy past its esperatian date.

I wish my hamster dident bite.

 

[Cyris_P]

Sure, but now it murders the merriest of old ladies and finds intricate methods of proving you guilty.

I wish I had a mega-ionized metamorphousized-plasmic redundancy machine to call my very own.

 

[TheRedneck]

Granted but since no one knew what that is you got a toy light saber.

I wish my alien baby wont come out of my *****.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but your ***** doesn't work anymore.

I wish people would stop cursing so much. Stars are stupid.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, instead of cursing we'll insult you.

Why is RoyPikachuMario so stupid?

 

[Tipo mastr]

Okay, you find out why roypikachumario is so stupid, then you realize he actually isnt stupid. So your wish was USELESS!!!!

I wish I could get $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but those dollar signs are just censors, so you're getting something else.

I wish I had a puppy.

 

[Cyris_P]

You get the idea...

I wish for an infinite amount of wishes.

 

[Heat X]

you get it, but then i wish you had no wishes at all

i wish i was admin on smashboards

 

[TheRedneck]

Granted but you are kicked off after a sex scandal with a fat broad.



I wish I had that dog in the picture a couple posts up.

 

[link masher]

Granted but it always bites, couldent you see that it coldent bite him the way he was holding it?

I wish I knew what website it was from(no sereisly were did you get that picture).

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but then you get hit on the head with a large brick, thus causing amnesia so you forget.

I wish for world peace with me as the supreme overlord and dictator of all people.

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted, but the peace only lasts for three days, you get AIDS, and after that there are a thousand years of war.

I wish my cat would bring me a monarch butterfly in its mouth.

 

[Tipo mastr]

Granted but the monarch is dead, and all mangled up. And twitching slightly.


I wish I could have a wish that couldn't be corrupted.

 

[Cyris_P]

Granted, but that would be a wish for nothing.

I wish the Joker hadn't figured out that I'm Batman...

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but now you're weak and powerless.

I wish I knew why the caged bird sings.

 

[link masher]

Granted, but now your a caged bird.

I wish I was rich.

 

[Tipo mastr]

granted, but major inflation occurs and the money you got in the wish is now meaningless.

I wish I had someting better than dial up!!

 

[link masher]

Wish granted. congratalations(SP?) you have won a new, slower than dial-up computer. Your computer will be destroyed after reading this and a new one will be at your house in a matter of days.

I wish that they will never make a coumputer that slow.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but now you are slow.

I wish you were fast.

 

[link masher]

Granted, but now your fast.

I wish we were both normal speed.

 

[nfsjunkie91]

wish granted but when you say normal, the speeds you were at were the normal, therefore, there is no speed change.

I wish i knew what to wish for

 

[link masher]

Granted, but now you cant make anny more wishes.

I wish I knew evry thing

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but there's no such thing as "evry".

I wish for a wish that you wish to wish my wish.

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted, I wish your wish.

i wish for a wish that you wish my wish, but since it would last forever...I'm ending it here.

I wish that my heart were shimmering orange under lime green stars at night.

 

[3.14159]

Granted. You have just been transported to the dimension of rainbow gelatin (#167)

I wish for a golden kiwi, quartered and completely edible. No, on second thought I wish to be broken of my strange obsession with food.

 

[TheRedneck]

Granted but you are obsesed with your hand and got carpel tunnel syndrome since no one could match the beauty of your hand.


I wish I had a budweiser.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but then that gay ref from the miller light commercial calls a penalty and you are suspended from your life for ten days.

I wish I didn't have carpal tunnel syndrome.

 

[LareNoel]

granted, now you have no hand
i wish for a cardboard cut out of myself