Wish Corruptor

[Zook]

Granted, but spanish is made illigal.

I wish I knew what the Revolution's controller looks like...

 

[/\/1/\/J4]

granted but itll be washed away form your memory

i wish i Had the revolution system

 

[Zook]

Granted, but Nintendo is bought by Sony, doesn't have any SSB3, and Sony makes it suck.

I wish I had tenticles...

 

[/\/1/\/J4]

granted but a fisherman finds you and says your a fish so he kills you and sells you to the fish market.

I wish i have a girlfriend

 

[Zook]

Granted, but your girlfreind is really a crossdreser.

I wish people respected noobs...

 

[/\/1/\/J4]

granted but then the noobs wont respect the pros

i wish that world hunger ended

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted, but world thirst is just beginning.

I wish i had a permananet homework pass.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but it's only good for PE.

I wish I knew some people who play SSBM near me in Texas.

 

[Bahamut]

Granted, but they're all too good for you and don't want to waste their time.

p.s. just ask in the Southwest regional room in the Texas thread if you're looking for anyone in Texas

I wish this bottle of Coke I have was refilled.

 

[TheRedneck]

Granted but it is a Pepsi which is vastly inferior to coke which is more vastly inferior to Sprite!


I wish I did not have lag in online Halo.


Pi I do play Smash it is one of my faveroite games and all I need to to to finish the game is get a couple more trophies stages and finish the last event match.

 

[LareNoel]

granted your graphics now look like the first apple computer

i wish that the goldeneye download for the revolution had online play

 

[Zook]

...Granted, but they took so much time working on the download and online play, they don't release the revolution for another 3 millenia.

I wish that the person that responds to this has a heart attack while writing it but still lives...

 

[/\/1/\/J4]

granted but when i come back from the hospital il kill you ^^

I wish that someone would hack maplestory and deleet all accounts.

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted, but there's a back up for each account....except yours.

I wish I had wings to fly....

 

[Zook]

Granted, but you are mistaken for a duck from Duck Hunt and are shot.

I wish I was an amebic mass of living goo.

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted, but....your an amoebic mass of living goo......eww

i wish i was the greatest Smasher, in ALLTHELAND!!!

 

[Heat X]

Granted, you now smash rocks for a living

i wish i am gonna be the best smash bros revolution player

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted, but you will only become this two minutes before you pass away.

i wish i was a REAL superhero.....*drool*

 

[/\/1/\/J4]

granted but then a real supervilian wil destroy you.

i wish everyone was dead and there was no way to revive us all

 

[Zook]

Granted, bu-AUGHHH!!!..........

I wish I was Peety Pirana...

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted, but...hey look ther's mario! is that a watering cna he has in his bookbag?

i wish that SHE would call me right now...*tear*

 

[Zook]

Granted, but "she" is Birdo and Yoshi beats you up from messin' with his gal!

I wish that Crazy Frog would be smashed, beated with a stick, shot 100 times, slamed into a wall of spikes, impailed with Meta Knight's sword, smashed by Master Hand, shot again, eaten by Yoshi, pooped out by Yoshi into a pit of hungry scarabs, squished by DeDeDe's mallet, shot by Duke Nuckum, torched by Bowser, put on a highway during rushhour, scraped off the road, and shoved into a blender and made into a smoothy...

 

[falcoX]

granted, but he'll still be alive to annoy you

I wish i had a sandwich that tasted good and didnt kill me and made me beautiful and made everyone like me and was almost impossible to corrupt

 

[Zook]

Granted, but you realize you ate a 'Wish Corupter' sandwich and you spontainiously cumbust and put into a coma, but you are still living.

I wish I knew what Crazy Frog would look like after I wished that Crazy Frog would be smashed, beated with a stick, shot 100 times, slamed into a wall of spikes, impailed with Meta Knight's sword, smashed by Master Hand, shot again, eaten by Yoshi, pooped out by Yoshi into a pit of hungry scarabs, squished by DeDeDe's mallet, shot by Duke Nuckum, torched by Bowser, put on a highway during rushhour, scraped off the road, and shoved into a blender and made into a smoothy...

 

[falcoX]

granted, but then you will go blind

i wish you would shut up about crazy frog

 

[Zook]

Granted, then I start talking about Hamtaro .

I wish that Hamtaro was shot, nuked, trampled, had his eyes ripped out and shoved down his througt, had his limbs cut off, molested by Micheal Jackson, steped on, spontaineously cumbusted, gnawed on by piranas, eated by Peety Pirana, spewed out by Peety and covered in sludge, and forced to live with Crazy Frog in a small room in the nuthouse for the rest of his misrerable life while Crazy Frog sings all of his annoying 'songs' until Crazy Frog eats Hamtaro...

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted, but...wait hold up, my cell is ringing..."DINGDINGDING bebaddleoppbeebbeee this joint is crazy FROG!!!"

i wish that iwas completely irresi

 

[Vir_Iratus]

Granted, but now all girls are utterly unattractive... no matter HOW much makeup or plastic surgery they get...

I wish all the girls were pretty again and that ^ that guy wasn't irresistable to them...

 

[Foxy and her box]

granted but now we aren't attracted to you either

I wish i could rule the world with rabid squirrels

 

[Vir_Iratus]

*OUCH* (wait... was never that way anyway... HAH! Sucker... )

Granted, but now you're forced into the front lines of the War between Rabid Squirrels and Neurotic Chipmunks, and quite frankly, thinks aren't lookin' too good for the squirrels...

I wish I could make peoples heads explode by staring at them REALLY hard...

 

[Foxy and her box]

granted but you stare at your self in the mirror and make your own head explode


i wish that i could turn into a fox whenever i wanted ^-^

 

[Vir_Iratus]

(Can't say I didn't see that coming...)

Granted, but every time you turn into a fox a trapper goes after you and you end up with your leg in a bear trap and have to chew it off... your leg that is...

I wish I didn't have such a boring job and made more money...

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted......but your new job is....well, i can't say it on the boards, but it's illegal and not allowed in the Church.


i wish i was in a rock band...a fmaous one...with groupies.....hott, loving groupies......

 

[falcoX]

granted, but u got "a disease" and died

I wish i could fly

 

[Foxy and her box]

granted but someone clips your wings

i wish i could think of a good wish right now

 

[falcoX]

granted but the wish itself wont come true

I wish i wish i was a fish

 

[Foxy and her box]

granted but i feed ya to my cat ^-^

I wish my mom's dog wasn't so annoying

 

[falcoX]

granted but yur cat starts annoying u

I wish i was the best ssb player ever

 

[Vir_Iratus]

Granted but you have short term memory loss... so it goes away real quick...

I wish I didn't have so many chores to do...

 

[Foxy and her box]

granted but now you have one big chore that takes forever to do


i wish more of my friends were on yahoo messenger right now