Wish Corruptor

[ac_anon]

granted but it eats you

i wish i had a wish in real life

 

[dragonlink]

granted but you can only wish for incorpreal things

i wish i could find out what the controler is for the nintendo revolution

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but the people at Nintendo wipe your memory so you forget about it.

I wish for the answer to my question.

 

[TheRedneck]

Ungranted!


I wish that my game wasnt bumped.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but no one posts on it and people laugh at your pathetic post count FOREVER!!

I wish for immunity from being banned from this website.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Granted but you computer doesn't let you login forever!

I wish for a dollar.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but it's a Canadian dollar!! No offense to people who may be from Canada and are looking at this post and readying their futuristic death machines to invade my home country (which is NOT the United States. Definitely not. Don't even think about destroying oh, say San Antonio, Texas).

I wish to know the entire value of Pi (yeah, I know it's infinitely large).

 

[Raven]

Granted, but it's so long you're going to spend the rest of your life trying to read the whole thing.

I wish either Magneto's or Gambit's powers.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, you get the powers of or and spend the rest of your life in indecision.

I wish I ruled the universe and you were all my minions in my quest to conquer all 354 1/3 dimensions.

 

[Raven]

Granted, but you will eventually get what is known as the Tyrant phobia and become paranoid and obsessed with the fact that someone is going to overthrow you and you will eventually become so obsessed you die somehow ,because of it.

I wish I had a life.

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted, but you waste it on yucky forum games and internet porn. (well that's not funny...no that's not funny at all) *INSERT LOUD FART NOISE HERE*

I wish I could swim in interstellar space,(granted that I would not be torn to shreds by explosion), and explore the galaxy

 

[TheRedneck]

Granted but you get the bend's on the way back [if you are to ******** to understanded look at a medical terms site].


I wish I could freze time whenever I wanted and could un freze whenever I wanted [and can still move while time is frozen].


CORUPT THAT SUCKAS!

 

[Punisher 2002]

Granted, but everytime you froze time you quickly age, and then you unfrozed time you stayed at the age you where when you got out of the time freeze. Hello eaily death!

I wish for all ninjas to protect me from all the corupt wish granters!

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, but they over protect you, making your life suck.

I wish for money.

 

[Raven]

Granted, but you have to blow it all on something stupid and wasteful.

I wish I hate a good, perfect pet monkey.

 

[Bulbasaurus Rex]

Granted, but animal rights activists make your life miserable for hating monkeys.

I wish that I am never again legally required to pay for GameCube games.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but it causes Nintendo to go out of business and you are lynched by a mob of angry gamers.

I wish for a world without meat.

 

[Raven]

Granted but then humans cease to exist, because we're made of meat.

I wish I *had* a good, perfect pet monkey.

 

[TheRedneck]

Granted but you had sex with it.


I wish I had a bottomless beer keg.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Wish Granted but it tastes horrible and rotten.

I wish for a life full of fun and pleasure.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but your life lasts for 1 more year and then you go to hell.

I wish for a side salad with every hamburger.

 

[Bulbasaurus Rex]

Granted, but your burgers and salads are always made from cows' unemptied (salad) stomachs (burger).

I wish for unlimited Domino's pepperoni pizza.

 

[Bulbasaurus Rex]

Sorry, but I had a naughty connection that wouldn't take me back to the thread after I pressed "Submit," so I couldn't tell if the message had been received or not, so I wound up posting twice after trying to refresh the page a bunch of times.

 

[3.14159]

I don't even need to corrupt that. Domino's sucks. But just in case... Granted, but they are all crapped on by a sumo wrestler before you eat them.

I wish this thread would never die.

 

[Cyris_P]

Granted, but the Thread God demands you drink a pint of someone else's blood eveyday in order for this immortality to go through.

I wish Postoculis (Thread God) wasn't so steep in his demands.

 

[TheRedneck]

Granted then you die.


I wish I was dead.

 

[Bulbasaurus Rex]

Granted, but you go to heck for using a form of suicide.

I wish that the Blues will win the Stanley Cup next spring.

 

[thedocsalive]

granted, but then all the players start demanding more money and no salary cap, and hockey dies forever.

i wish old people weren't such bad drivers.

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted, but instead, they blast old Frank Sinatra albums and hold street races all night...also they are cannibals.

I wish I could write the world's best novel.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but all of it burns in a terrible chicken grease fire before anyone else reads it.

I wish someone cared about the people that no one cares about.

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted but he/she lectures you continually about their misfortunes and poverty, like a constant guilt-trip commercial with all the starving children in foreign countries.

I wish non-gay porn was posted up all over the city like superfluous flyers.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but all of the "featured" people are ugly and fat.

I wish someone didn't care about the people people care about.

 

[link masher]

Granted, but then you get a heart attack and no one bothers to take you do a hospital.

I wish that diseases never existed

 

[Coen]

Granted, but too many people have lost their job because of that (pharmacy etc.)

I wish Playstation never existed.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but this causes Microsoft to never make the Xbox and Nintendo's stranglehold on the industry causes prices of video games to rise into the $100 per game level.

I wish the person who grants this would be made into a meatloaf.

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted, but a wizard force-feeds it to you and it gives you food poisoning.

I wish cockroaches were made of chocolate.

 

[link masher]

Granted, but now, instead of cockroaches, your allergic to choclate and the same wizard force-feeds you thus, making you constantly sick.

 

[3.14159]

I wish Link masher had made a wish.

 

[link masher]

Opps sorry
Granted but its a bad one.
I wish that i rememberd to make a wish.

 

[Cyris_P]

Not granted! What do you think I am, a genie?

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.