Wish Corruptor

[(Snes)]

granted but you get a killer virus that destroys your computer

I with that ssbr came out for the cube tomarrow

 

[ac_anon]

granted but your cube is stolen during the night

I wish i had chocolate

 

[(Snes)]

granted but its riegndeer chocolate

I wish I was a mod

 

[tissue]

Granted. You transform into a "Rabid Bunny Lotto" mod for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Nobody downloads you, preferring a good cup of "Hot Coffee" instead.

I wish for more musical talent.

 

[Toranaga]

Granted. You're the best musician in the world.... at the triangle.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

 

[tissue]

Your wish is granted, you don't have to go to work tomorrow. Work comes to you.

I wish Albert Brooks did more comedic routines.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but his routines insult your weight and intelligence.

I wish the person who grants my wish would be eaten by a panda.

 

[ac_anon]

granted but that panda will also eat you

I wish I could think of a wish that does not start with the words "I wish"

 

[tissue]

You do, but with everything comes its price. You lose all thought processes in the left pat of your brain.

I wish for another wish.

 

[(Snes)]

Granted but the next wish doesnt like you and goes away.

I wish I had 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 revoulotions,controlers and ssbr games so I could share with the world.

 

[ac_anon]

granted but all the worlds tv's explode

I wish I had a job

 

[3.14159]

Granted, you are the official Elephant Butt Wiper of the zoo.

I wish my computer sucked less.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Granted, but everything else in your life will suck.

I wish for a long holiday.

 

[3.14159]

Granted. The whole year becomes the holiday of "throw random objects at Punisher 2002 day"

I wish I could have made my corruption more evil and twisted.

 

[ChRed2AKrisp]

granted, but you get reported the the FBI for suspicious behavior.

I wish I an automail arm like in FUll Metal Alchemist.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but it is posessed by an evil spirit and punches you in the stomach constantly.

I wish for an exploding potato that reforms when it blows up.

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted but a hobo breaks into your house and steals it, eats it, and explodes from it turning your house into the worlds most disgusting crime scene ever... and when the cops come to arrest you you're all like, "Hey it wasn't me. It was the potato." and the potato just smiles idly as you go off to prison for murder....woohoo.

I wish my candles would burn forever.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but your house will be burned crisp to the floor.

I wish you would make a wish.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Wish granted, but now you can't make any more wishes forever!!!!!

I wish for a btter life.

 

[ac_anon]

granted but everybody you know wil hate you

i wish mariokart DS would hurry up and come out

 

[3.14159]

Granted, it comes out in every country but Scotland and you get arrested for trying to smuggle a copy across the border.

I wish for a magical onion.

 

[ac_anon]

Granted but its so strong it makes your eyes water constantly

I wish smashboards would stop freezing up on me

 

[tissue]

Wish granted, it does stop freezing on you. Now, it erupts in flames.

I wish my guitar would tune itself.

 

[3.14159]

Granted. It tunes itself so it plays the worst music known to mankind.

I wish my soldiers could take over the 12th dimension.

 

[tissue]

You soldiers do take over the 12th dimension. Unfortunately, since they live in the 3rd (or 4th?) dimension, neither of you ever realize it, and therefore can not take advantage of it. You simply think your wish was never granted.

I wish these mosquito bites would just disappear.

 

[ChRed2AKrisp]

Granted, but you are left with holes in your skin where the bites were.

I wish I played SSBM better than Ken.

 

[TheRedneck]

Granted then Ken has sex with you.


I wish I knew how many wishes a wishmaker could wish if a wishmaked could wish.........**** im tired.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Grated but now you can never say the answer to everyone. If you try too, you'll only swear.

I wish for a bigger house.

 

[tissue]

Your house grows by a millimeter on all sides. Yippee.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of orange soda.

 

[3.14159]

You soldiers do take over the 12th dimension. Unfortunately, since they live in the 3rd (or 4th?) dimension, neither of you ever realize it, and therefore can not take advantage of it. You simply think your wish was never granted.

Note that I live in the 11th dimension. I can see all dimensions, puny 3D creature!

Anyway, granted, but it's the only thing you can drink and it makes you thirstier and thirstier!

I wish the 12th dimension was less stupid than it is.

 

[ac_anon]

granted but all the otehr dimensions become more stupid

I wish I never got tired

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but it's a movie called Tired that will be released on DVD soon.

I wish wish corrupting wasn't that silly.

 

[ac_anon]

granted but you are forced to find another use for your time which turns out to be more silly

I wish the person afterm me would wish for the same thing I did

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but the wish is immediately cancelled because you didn't wish for anything.

I wish the person below me would wish to give up their wish corrupting powers.

 

[3.14159]

Granted. The person below you is Satan, and the second part of his wish is for you to burn in his eternal torment in ****.

I wish for an army of hobos.

 

[ac_anon]

granted but they all catch cold and die

i wish i was slightly less tall

 

[nfsjunkie91]

wish granted, now u have no feet

I wish i could find my copy of SSBM again

 

[Bulbasaurus Rex]

Granted, but the data has been corrupted so that only Pichu is playable.

I wish that the Cardinals will win the World Series this year.

 

[nfsjunkie91]

wish granted, but they have too much booze at the after-party and get alcohol poisoning and die....a veeeeery sloooooow death of paaaaaain I wish that Pokemon were real (who doesn't, sooo cute)

 

[dragonlink]

granted, but now hunting pokemon is a legal sport
i wish i had a pet dragon