Wish Corruptor

[Dapenda]

Granted, you live your entire life as an infant

I wish diamonds didnt cost so much money

 

[Punisher 2002]

Granted, but gold is now expensive.

I wish for people to be happier.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but somebody named People is happier.

I wish TheOtherGuy had a different username.

 

[angel_babe]

Granted, but his different user IS TheOtherGuy

I wish furniture were easier to disassemble

 

[Punisher 2002]

Wish granted, but to reassembile it will be murder.

I wish for different writing colour.

 

[Dapenda]

Granted, you just didnt know about it

I wish stem-cell research would hurry and progress to the point where they can be used

 

[sevenup007]

Your wish is granted, but it will turn everyone it's used on into mutants.

I wish I was a sex god.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Granted but the people you have it with are butt ugly.

I wish that cats are blue.

 

[Dapenda]

Granted, but the blue ones die from dye poisoning

I wish gas wasnt so expensive

 

[Godamus]

Granted, but now cars run on Hydrogen, and that is really expensive

I wish cars ran on solar power

 

[sevenup007]

Granted but now there's no sun

I wish that i was really hot

 

[Punisher 2002]

Granted but it only lasts for three seconds.

I wish teachers didn't care about spelling so much.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but now they can't spell and you have no idea what they're writing.

I wish electronics didn't need batteries or to be plugged in.

 

[sevenup007]

Granted, but now it's a free agent, (such as cocaine) resulting in horrible power struggles and total anarchy.

I wish I was 18.

 

[Mewtwo&Roy OWN]

Granted, but you die of alcohol-related reasons after a frat party.

I wish I knew what'd be in the next SSB game and I could buy and play it

 

[JiggersSmash]

Granted, but ur revolution would blow up b4 you could play it and then would be sold out
I wish that i owned sum kind of arcade machine

 

[ChRed2AKrisp]

granted but it's a pinball machine that still takes quarters to play and has hardened gum stuck in the slot.

I wish I had every volume of Naruto that exists and will exist fully translated to English.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but it will be sold out shortly after you get it and a crazy vagabond will burn them.

I wish there were more Smash tournies in the Dallas/Fort Worth area.

 

[Dragoon13]

granted, but you are the only one who participates in them

i wish pokemon were real

 

[JiggersSmash]

granted but my jigglypuff would make u sleep and draw crap all over ur face

I wish i could get an extreme makeover: home edition

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but you won't be satisfied.

I wish Yoshi had a third jump.

 

[sevenup007]

Granted, but that ability alone will be all he possesses.

I wish I was a lot better at Smash.

 

[Heat X]

wish granted, but all of your friends that has smash moved a way and yours broke, and smash costs anout $100000000 now.

I wish i had a labraghini super car

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but the slowest speed it can go is 100 mph and you'll get 100 speeding tickets a day.

I wish everyone's favorite color was blue.

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but everyone have a favorite shade of blue.

i wish that i had a car to drive to work.

 

[Heat X]

granted, but it's my lambardi that has a minimum speed of 100mph and you get 100 tickets to your own personal jail cell a day.

I wish i had cheese wiz

 

[Wolfe]

Granted, but now your house is pilled to the roof with cheeze wish. Smooth Move.

I wish, I had a... Pickachu. (Don't ask)

 

[Heat X]

You get one, but it's a toy

I wish i had my own macdonalds in my house

 

[Wolfe]

Granted, but now your house smells like @$$. Isn't That great?

I wish I could cast Magick.

 

[Wolfe]

DELETED!!!

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but it's sloppy Magick and you'll eventually be imprisoned in Area 51.

I wish I wish.

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, so what the **** do you wish for?

I wish for stereo headphones.

 

[Wolfe]

Granted, however due to a lack of intellegence on your side. Both your ear rums have blown up, because you turned the muc up to loud.Tisk Tisk Tisk.

I wish that I had a grim eaper as a slave.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Granted, Grim Eaper is now your slave but Girm Reaper isn't.

I wish for a new life.

 

[Axem Smash]

Granted, but u stay as an embreo forever.

I wish MR would STFU. XP

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but now everyone else yells whenever they're around you.

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Granted but suddenly you die.

I wish for a puppy.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but it bites if you're within two yards of it.

I wish Punisher 2002 would become a Smash Journeyman right now.

 

[Axem Smash]

Granted, but he gets banned soon after.

I wish RPM would join meh site.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but you accidentally ban my IP.

I wish I thought your avatar was cooler than mine.