Wish Corruptor

[Ultima Nightmare]

Granted, but everyone would be confused and have to live with severe migranes.

I wish people weren't so stupid.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but they won't be smart, either.

I wish there were more smilies.

 

[Dapenda]

Granted, but wouldnt you have wished those smiles at you werent because you did something embrassing?

I wish yoda didnt speak backwards

 

[Godamus]

Granted, Backwards speaks else everyone instead, now

I wish heaven and hell changed places, now we'll all be closer to heaven

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but everyone will go to hell.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Axem Smash]

Granted, but its the hippie kind of peace.

I wish I had a million dollars(dont we all).

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, but it's in pennies.

I wish I wasn't sick.

 

[TheOtherGuy]

Granted, just you are about to get sick

I wish i had more times to study finals

 

[Dapenda]

Grant, but you already wasted it

I wish people lived longer

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

No sigs, GoldShadow!

Granted, but it will only be a year longer.

I wish people would follow the rules.

 

[Colorful Mage]

Granted, but the rules all suddenly change.

I wish I was omnipotent.

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, but then you become omnigamer

I wish for a new pair of socks

 

[Axem Smash]

Granted, but they were made like swiss cheese.

I wish I had some gum.

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, but you blow a bubble so big you fly away

I wish I wasn't a smash Apprentice... ...TOO LATE!!!1

 

[thedocsalive]

granted, but you can no longer access smashboards and are banished to gamefaqs.

i wish i had a stopwatch that actually stopped time

 

[Dapenda]

It's yours, but it breaks and you're lost in a perpetual standstill in time

I wish, traveling was quicker and didnt involve such long plane rides

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but you lose your license and your passport

I wish you were here.

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, but who?

I wish for a hat that is blue

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but it will be covered in yellow flowers

I wish there were more smilies.

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, but there is smiley faces


I wish for dinner.

 

[Icecap]

Okay. Enjoy your dinner of scrap metal!

I wish for a pencil.

 

[ArcticFalcon]

Your wish is granted, but the pencil isn't sharpened and pencil sharpeners are now priceless.

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.

 

[Creature_85]

Granted. Your wish is now that you get to skydive without a parachute in a giant water tank full of sharks and you have a hunk of raw meat strapped to your head. And you are over the broken glass and pointy objects factory. Corrupt that!

I wish I could fly.

 

[ArcticFalcon]

Granted, but you end up having insect wings which limit you to only hovering above the ground.

I wish for an infinite amount of wishes.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Wish granted but they all end up horrible done.

I wish for happyness.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but it only lasts a second.

I wish everyone who posted on the last page has a better avatar.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Wish Granted, but yours is really lame now.

I wish for a better life.

 

[Icecap]

OK; you're a millionaire and attractive, but your family and friends die.
Sometimes you just have to "start over" I guess.

I wish my eyes were different colors.

 

[thedocsalive]

Granted, you now have pinkeye.

I wish the New York Yankees would miss the playoffs.

EDIT: sig

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but the Red Sox will miss the playoffs even more humiliatingly.

I wish Icecap would change their avatar to Jigglypuff.

 

[Exovel]

I won't grant it because it's none of your concern!

I wish I had a hot pocket...hmm, hmm

 

[Punisher 2002]

Wish granted but it will be cold as ice!

I wish for more blue colours in the world!

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but there will be even more green colors.

I wish more people liked green.

 

[Icecap]

OK, more people like green, but more people dislike you.

I wish my pinkeye was cured.

 

[thedocsalive]

Granted, but everyone has AIDS. Your father, your sister, your uncle, and your cousin, and her best friend...AIDS AIDS AIDS!

I wish I had Team America on DVD.

 

[Icecap]

1. You win for the Team America reference.

2. You get it, but you also get AIDS. After all, you did cure my pinkeye...

3. I wish I had a pet chibi ninja.

 

[Axem Smash]

Granted, but it has forgot about its ninja skills

I wish for some melons XD i know what ur thinking u pervs XP

 

[Icecap]

OK, you're crushed by a giant watermelon.

I wish for a coconut.

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, but you bang them togetherand make horse noises and ride to camelot...

I wish for full power

 

[Flarefox]

...of your catapult-device. You shoot your spear all the way around the earth (but w/o enough force to put it into orbit) and it hits you.

I wish that I could have thought of a less-corny response to meleeruler.