Wish Corruptor

[thedocsalive]

Granted, but you don't know Doc Emmett L. Brown, so you can't go back and post it.

I wish I knew more movies to refer to other than Team America and Back to the Future.

 

[Flarefox]

*implants barney's great christmas into his head*

I wish that there was a recently upcoming Louisiana smash tourney.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Wish granted but you won't be in it.

I wish for some chocolate.

 

[Icecap]

Ok, but it's INCREDIBLY CLICHE! I mean POISONED!

I wish for a pet SNAKE.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but it's extremely poisonous and will chase you around.

I wish animals weren't so carefree.

 

[flamingfalcon]

Granted, they no longer care for free, they now charge for $5 for caring, and you go broke.... and starve to death.

I wish I had knew how to spell omelott.

 

[Flarefox]

You learn how to spell omelette, but then forget how to pronounce it.

I wish I new the GS2 results right now.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Wish granted but they are the incorrect results!

I wish for a pony.

 

[Thomas Tipman]

wish granted, but the pony kicks you in the face as it runs off to see the gs2 results.

i wish i had a female human to make love too who wasnt related to me and i had a huge wenier and i wasnt gay or married and she was my age and was sexually pleased with me and we were both inmortal and inseperable. oh and she could never get pregnant or fat/ugly and neither could i, nor can she see any other male/female/rock attractive.

figured id give you guys somthing to work for.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but she'll find Mewtwo, who doesn't have a gender, attractive.

I wish you wouldn't do something like that again.

 

[Thomas Tipman]

wish granted...but after this post.

i wish i could....READ! *cries violently*

 

[Icecap]

OK, but you can only read the contents of SmashBoards, nothing else.

I wish I had more toilet paper.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but it's leaves.

I wish the next person to post couldn't make another wish.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Wish granted but another geine will reverse the effects, so now it doesn't work.

I wish for a pot.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but it will be the kind you smoke.

I wish Punisher would come down to earth.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Wish granted but only for two seconds. Then she goes back into space.

I wish RoyPikachuMario had a smaller name.

 

[Icecap]

OK, but your name is now Punisher 200000000000000000000000000000000002.

I wish my back wasn't itchy anymore.

 

[Heat X]

Wish granted by flame bats crashing into your back then it burns. you have no back.

I wish I wouldn't be grounded.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Wish granted but you'll be grounded more often.

I wish for a pink heart.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but you now have nobody to love

I wish there were more girls here.

 

[thedocsalive]

Granted, but they will all hate you.

I wish for a klondike bar.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Granted but it will disappear before you eat it.

I wish for a new key board.

 

[Heat X]

you get it, but it's from the future and works only on alien laptops

I wish i could have a shine like fox

 

[Flarefox]

Wish granted, but you don't know how to use it.

I wish that I could play smash with joo guys.

 

[Blunted_object10]

wish granteed but u dont have any fun

I wish DK wasent slow

 

[Heat X]

wish granted, but you wasted your wish because dk was never slow, just slow when walking, fast when dashing

I wish i was a fox master

 

[thedocsalive]

Granted, but he is toned down to bottom tier in SSB3.

I wish I was a good pitcher.

 

[Heat X]

wish granted, but your arms get chopped of in a chainsaw falling from space accident.

I wish i could fly!

 

[Punisher 2002]

Wish granted but now you can't walk.

I wish for a new bike.

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, but the bike is a toddlers bike that is bright pink.

I wish for pie.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Gratned but you now always eat pie.

I wish for a chocolate cake! Yum...

 

[Mewtwo&Roy OWN]

wish granted, but it's poisonous

I wish people would be beaten with hammers if they said something stupid to me

 

[Thomas Tipman]

granted, though you end up murdering yourself due to a case of schizophrenia.

i wish everyone in the world would lose the ablity to read for all eternity in this dimension starting as soon as my wish gets granted.

 

[Dapenda]

too bad someone undid your wish 1 sec before it was granted, granted

i wish it was cooler during the summer

 

[Godamus]

Granted, how about extremely cold?

I wish I could win the saphhire membership for the survey

 

[Punisher 2002]

Wish granted but after the 6 monthes you ae banned for here, forever.

I wish for a bowl of cherries!

 

[Godamus]

Granted, but you forget to spit out the seeds, give yourself diarreha

I wish ALL the episodes of simpsons were funny

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but the parental block will prevent you from watching it

I wish this $50 shirt I want to buy was cheaper.

 

[Dapenda]

Granted, it is cheaper, you just didnt know and bought it for $50

I wish life was easier

 

[TheOtherGuy]

Granted, life is easy compared to people who have harder lives

I wish human bodies didnt age