Wish Corruptor

[Punisher 2002]

Wish granted but yours is much more horrible.

I wish for a new game.

 

[typh]

Wish granted, but it's another Pokemon game.

I wish old Temple was in SSBR, but with no tornadoes.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Wish granted but the a real tornado hits your house and distories the game.

I wish for a banana.

 

[sevenup007]

Granted, but it won't stop poking you in places you don't normally put bananas... or do you...?

I wish I had lots of friends.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but they're pen pals.

I wish we were both happy.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Granted but your parents are always upset with you.

I wish for the whole world to stop fighting.

 

[Cubed64]

granted, but the whole world starts killing instead.

i wish that the next poster wins a million dollars.

 

[Meleeruler]

Man, that was cold... ...wait a minute...

Granted, but It somehow gets mailed to a bank, and when the bank mails it back, there is 2 million dollars there go figure.

I wish that the only way to post was to spam.

 

[tsetse]

Granted but me being the last one alive wishes this thread was closed and in my wish there is a Clause that does not allow the thread to be reopened or unwish. My wish does not allow time travel either. oh well

 

[Cubed64]

granted, but the thread gets deleted instead and then someone starts a new one!

i wish the next poster has a fulfilling and happy life, full of joy and sucess.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but I earn alot of money and I buy your house.

I wish the next person had one million dollars worth of video games.

 

[Heat X]

granted, but i'm the next person and i get a millions worth of games.

I wish i could kill spongebob

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but he's made of sponge, so it's impossible to kill him.

I wish Squidward wasn't such a boob.

 

[Heat X]

granted, but now he's a butt.

i wish i knew how to reload my cap shot gun

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but you do it in the -ahem- wrong direction.

I wish the next person to post can't make anymore wishes.

 

[Heat X]

wish granted, but your're the next person.

i wish i had a guitar to smash on people's heads like that juicy fruit commercial

 

[fluffy-sama]

Granted. Now you have a guitar, and Juicy Fruit sues you for some mysterious reason and you're broke. and in debt. So you have to sell the guitar....


I wish a lot of people would come ot my monthly tournament. :D

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted, but they all mysteriously give you herpes, though your tournament i presume is online.

I wish I had herpes

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but it's now curable and you get the cure as soon as you get the disease.

I wish you would wish for something blue.

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted, but it turns out to be the sky and thus makes the wish completely worthless.

I wish more pandas would have sex.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but the panda population gets too large and you, Resting_Fox, have to go through the trouble of fixing all of them.

I wish you would get out of my subconscious mind.

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted, but my retraction turns out to be fatal to you because I was assuming a symbiod role with your subconscious mind and...wel now you'll just have to do without me. Enjoy freedom from all your repressed emotions you loser...wait...that sounds great

I wish I had no subconscious mind.

 

[Links destiniy]

Your wish is granted but you shall live on without any feelings

I wish i had psychic powers

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but the only thing you can do is lift anything weighing under 100 pounds without your hands.

I wish the next person to post wasn't the next person to post.

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted, but such a mind-bending Catch-22 creates a rip in space-time and accidentally collapses the entire universe.

I wish people would stop trying to end this game, and post more in the never-ending story 3...

 

[dr.d]

granted but never ending story 3 we be really boring and they start posting again in wish corruptor

i with my friend matt didn't use peach against Dr. mario.

 

[Resting_Fox]

i with my friend matt didn't use peach against Dr. mario.

this should be written, "I, with my friend Matt, didn't use Peach against Dr. Mario."

I wish people could spell and punctuate their sentences correctly.

 

[Shalox]

Your wish is granted, but, you don't have a keyboard.



I wish I had a million bucks.

 

[Resting_Fox]

That wish, sir, cannot be granted. You have my sincere apologies.

I wish for more world hunger.

 

[dr.d]

wish granted but your nation is struck with it and you are the first one to die

i'll try this again I wish that my friend matt didn't use peach against my dr. mario.

 

[Toranaga]

Fine, granted. Matt stops using Peach, but starts using crack. Congratulations, you're the reason your best friend is an addict.

I wish my cell phone had service.

 

[(Snes)]

Granted but youre cell phone breaks and you get shocked by lightning

I wish I didnt have slow sleep insomnia.

 

[ac_anon]

Granted but now you sleep all the time

I wish I could use another character besides samus

 

[Shalox]

Wish granted, but your every copy of Super Smash Bros. Melee disappears and is never found, and you are tortured beyond belief because everybody says it is your fault.

I wish Xbox 360 will come out tomorrow.

 

[ac_anon]

Granted but no games are ever releases

I wish I could find a wish that cannot be corrupted

 

[tissue]

Granted, you find an uncorruptible wish. Unfortunately, it just sits there, and won't let itself be transferred onto the screen. Effectively, you have a rather useless nonexistent paperweight.

I wish for DDR EXTREME 2.

 

[ac_anon]

granted but you lose your legs in a freak hurricane before you can play it.

I wish good DS games would hurry up and come out

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted, but Nintendo requires that you buy five different attachment pieces for the DS to play each game, and the games all suck anyway (wait, that' not much different from reality....huh)

Anyway, I wish I could find true love somewhere other than on the street corner.

 

[(Snes)]

Granted but its a 300000000000 ton... guy

I wish I had a revoloution and ssbr

 

[ac_anon]

granted but controllers are not included

I wish my pc was better