Wish Corruptor

[SNTRL]

granted, but you stay off for a week.

I wish to be always correct

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, but the human race exploits you for your coorrectness, you dont know who your friends are, you slump into depression and commit suicide.

I wish could manipulate time

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted but............... (you accidentally stop time at the same time as I was going to post this.... now what?).

I wish I had a Yoko.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

Granted, but because I don't know what a Yoko is i just give you a Yo-Yo. Have fun!

I wish a meteor shower would happen and smash my school on the last day of school (the Thursday after next, May 27). Oh ya, WITHOUT me or my friends or family in the school, and the friends section includes the one nice teacher in that school.

 

[Marthby87]

Granted but the all the meteors will burn up in Earth' atmosphere.

I wish I had some Chinese food....specificaly fried rice.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but the freid rice came from a Rice Burner. Ewww, its all oily.

I wish I had a Samurai sword.

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, but as you are swinging it around, trying to look cool, you de-capitate yourself

I wish i had free satalite internet connection

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, but its 2 Kbs speed.

I wish i had a Free internet connection at 900 kbs speed and no popups, virus, banner ads, spam, and it wouldnt take up that much space on my computer.

 

[Wolfkin]

granted but it's a new breed of internet. Internet 3.4 and you're the only one on it.

I wish I was a little bit taller

 

[Marthby87]

Granted, but you will get your legs blown of in a freak cough syrup and bagels accident.

I wish I was immune to all diseases.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but you get shot by shotgun.

I wish i had an Ipod! (not really....pop-up)

 

[Jasona]

granted, but one day you regret wasteing a wish on such a toy

"Evil is beside itself with anger aimed at thee, but if you step aside with _____, the truth will set you free"
This is a riddle from Landstalker, a game off of the sega...
I wish I knew what the word missing was (seriously...tell me!) (I think it is stealth, but that seems gay)

 

[Jasona]

granted, but now I regret wasteing a wish only to find out that it was stealth....(loud sobbing)

I wish I knew the riddle for the room just before the last riddle (this time I won't look it up on the internet)

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, but because of your double post, you are banned from all forum games

I wish i could stay on the net for longer

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted you can stay on a fishing net all you want.

I wish I knew how to use Paintshop/Photoshop.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, but hten in a freak accident ALL the programs are destroyed and none are ever made again and the internet goes wacky and will never work.

I wish ESPN didnt show Viagra and Enzyte commercials one after another. (i mean its like 5 in a row!)

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, they now show the Tellitybby and other children freak shows instead.

I wish YOUR head diden't hurt.

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted, but now yours does.

I wish that I had a money tree that grew $100 dollar bills.

 

[Lightning Snake]

Granted, but they disintergrate when you touch them.
I wish these wishes would make sense.

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, but then this game becomes really boring and someone else starts a thread where the wishes dont have to make sense

I wish i could speak latin

 

[Jasona]

granted, now you can SAY "latin"

I wish that small animals would stop getting stuck in greenhouses and destroying all the plants in their futile attempts to push through the plastic (bugs aren't so bad...they die faster)

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

STUPID caps lock!!!!!!

granted but aLL OF THE PLANts DiE Becuasue of no fertilization (ewww)

I wish for a narf

 

[ultimaiq2]

Dunno what a narf is.

Granted, but it just fell of cliff, into a bottomless hole.

I wish I had a chopper.

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, but you dont know how to fly it, so it sits in a hanger somewhere, rusts away and can work anymore

I wish to be able to speak the launguage latin, not the word 'latin' but the language latin.

 

[Stopsign]

Granted but you can not read the Latin launguage.

I wish I had a really big house and a good job.

 

[RockCrock]

You find a really big house and good job on the side of the road, but a robber runs buy and steals them!

I wish I didnt have finals next week...

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

You and me both man

Granted, you now have the choice to NOT take them, but if you don't you have to reapete your grade, unless you maintain a 4.0 average ALLL YEAR LONG



I wish we can get a new governer in Florida, cuz I HATE F-CAT!!!!!

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, but this new governer increases taxes, cuts funding to hospitals and police, cuts family assitance and BANS ALL GAME CONSOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish to be able to speak and read the language latin, not the word 'latin' but the language latin.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but your the only one.

I wish SBC didnt suck at phone, calbe, and internet services.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but now they take 40 times the price.

I wish I where more skilled in smash (allready am, but can improve ya)

 

[RockCrock]

You spend all of yor time playing smash, determined to become the best. You lose all contact with the out side world, eveyone forgets who you are. You then fall down the stairs, and break both of your arms and both of your legs. Your toilet then breaks, and your house begins to flood.... Good Luck....

I wish my computer was faster....

 

[Shadow Slave]

You get a faster computer but your monintor breaks later that day...

 

[Jasona]

A wish is granted, but thats all that you know about it

I wish I knew how many times someone corrupted a wish without making one of there own

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, but thats just lame trivia and so you wasted perfectly good wish and made then next poster, me, corrupt it in a lame and unfunny way

I wish i could come up with insightful, witty comebacks to the Ruler of the Land game. ( take a look for me torturing several members like Chaoser and Mic_128:D :D )

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but seconds later someone is going too dethrone you anyway.

I wish I had a world record in smash. (any record, dosent matter wich)

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but tho not a real record, you have the most falls in histoy of smash.

I wish to be able to fly in smash

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

granted, but only if you play as the sandbag

I wish, for nothing (try dem pants on fer size)

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, but then you get 10 cents.

I wish for a money tree

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but it makes 'future' money wich are worthless now, but they might be worth something in 2000 years.

I wish I had all the wishes in this thread, uncorrupted (try dem pants on fer size).

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

Granted,but because they where currupted BEFORE you made this wish you get the currupted versions


I wish for The Dagger Of Time (lets see who where da big pants, mon)