Wish Corruptor

[Dapenda]

Granted, but the fat ears make ur head droop n eventually ur head is 90 degrees from ur body

I wish more ppl would go play the Haiku game on this forum, so i can make some more Haiku's


(btw, what's the kh2 disc for?)

 

[Wolfkin]

Your wish is granted but people here suck at poetry so it looks the same.

I wish Kool Moe Dee would do an double album with LL Cool J.

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P.S. there is going to be a new Dragonball series AZ i think or AT or A-Something. All i know is that Goku should be taking his rightful place below the prince of all Saiyans. Saw a flier for it at Dragon*Con.

KH2 - Kingdom Hearts 2 for anyone who wasn't following.

 

[tissue]

He makes the album but, you never are able to listen to it since it's at the frequency of a dog whistle.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Rehabilitator1V3]

Wish granted. but while you were flying the U.S. Army mistook you for a UFO and shot you down

I wish that pokemon can fight against digimon.

 

[tissue]

Granted, but the digimon wipe out all the pokemon in the world. Super Smash Brothers Melee no longer has a Pikachu, Pichu, or a Jigglypuff in their line-up. Players around the world are mad at you and, three days later after your wish, you are found assassinated. Pity.

I wish the guy above me didn't have to die.

 

[Dapenda]

Granted, he lives forever and 4 billions yrs later, after our sun has become a white dwarf, and the earth is just a lifeless, frozen rock a floating aimessly in space, he wishes he could die

I wish nintendo would make and release a sequel to SSBM already

 

[tissue]

They release it, and you pop it into your GameCube with such excitement only to find...it was rushed. It is an exact duplicate of SSBM, except for the fact that Mr. Game and Watch comes in Yellow.

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land afar.

 

[rmusgrave]

Granted, but a dragon eats you. Yet, he has weak stomach acids, so you die a slow, painful death.

I wish I could wavedash as well as kupo, sabre etc

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, but you forget how to jump, roll, side-step dodge and meteor smash

I wish bill gates would orgainse a worldwide Super Smash Brothers Melee tournament and i was allowed to go no matter what

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, buuut you forget your controller and every shop nearby don't have any, also nobody will borrow you his controller.

I wish I had a Crystal membership.

 

[tissue]

You get one, right after you pay however much is costs.

I wish the Battle Arena would open up sometime soon.

 

[rmusgrave]

Granted, but now you have to spend all your time tending to it, as Giygas noticed u wanted it so badly.

I wish I could sidestep dodge Falco's fsmash

 

[tissue]

Granted, but that makes you even more open for attacks from all other characters.

I wish I would never forget to take off my sig.

 

[Dapenda]

U can, just never have ur sig on in the first place

I wish someone would goto the Computer Cafe forum n check out my game

 

[tissue]

They do, but the flame and spam up the topic, telling you it was worthless from the start.

I wish l33t was outlawed.

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, but you catch 1337-itis, a disease that makes the victim type in 1337 talk forever!!!!!

I wish i had a never-ending supply of caramel slice

 

[Dapenda]

(Wow, me too, but ya, i hate to currupt the wish, but)
Somehow, it doesnt happen

I wish I didnt have to currupt Cubed64's wish

 

[tissue]

You didn't have to. You could've just not posted.

I wish people would stop spamming on other boards.

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, but now they start spamming on these boards. THANKS ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wish there was never any spam ever again on these boards

 

[Wolfkin]

Your wish is granted, but instead of spam you now recieve cans of super pasturized atomic meat at your doorstep.

I wish I was a teapot.

 

[Dapenda]

No problem, but u get funny looking bags, and tons of stuffed down ur throat, then ppl drink ur barf

I wish we didnt need sleep

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but instead of needing sleep you desperately WANT sleep dispite your ability to get on without it, making you sleep forever anyway.

I wish for an advance copy of the new Zelda game that's coming out.

 

[tissue]

You get it, but it's in development still, and you're stuck with a blank disc.

I wish Jiminy Cricket was real...

 

[Wolfkin]

Your wish is granted. J-man is real but he's a real butthole.

I wish for a ball.

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

Granted

First God created balls,
Then men played with them :******: ,

This Came to be known as PIE, no, SPORTS

I wish i had a cheese cake, perfectly good 2" thick with a 12" diameter. Right here in front of me ( but i know my wish is gonna get currupted )

 

[Dapenda]

too bad u cant eat a photo on ur computer screen

i wish good jobs werent so hard to get

 

[tissue]

They aren't so hard to get anymore, but hence, they're not so good anymore...

I wish I could be a janitor.

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, but you get fired on your first day for stealing cleaning supplies

I wish for a digital video camera that isnt faulty, works well, has no imperfections, cant break and has everything included with it

 

[Wolfkin]

You wish is granted but two hours later you wake up.

I wish for the almighty power of the Mastadon Zord.

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, but you cant summon it cos your not a power ranger!!!!

I wish for the next poster to have one hundred million dollars

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

Granted, and since your true wish, the one that was implied by your wish, was for me to have the hundred million dollars corrupted, i shall not corrupt it, leaving your true wish incomplete, or in other words, corrupted. MWAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! (That means I get $100,000,000 free)



oh yah. I almost forgot my wish.

I wish for........ a piece of cheese. yah, that works... heh heh heh.....

 

[Creature_85]

Granted, but the cheese is so big it crushes the world.

I wish I had a magic chicken.

 

[Wolfkin]

Your wish is granted, but your chicken's magic is self destruction.

I wish for the lamp of Aladdin.

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, but Aladdin set the Genie free, so its just a useless lamp

i wish for a piece of A4 paper

 

[Shadowwarrior88]

Your wish is granted,but there isn't a genie in it so it sucks you in to be it.

I wish my computer moved at light speeds and without popups.

 

[ShadowNinjaGuy]

Your wish is granted, but it has so many viruses that it becomes unusable in a day.

I wish Jigglypuff's Rollout charged up instantly.

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, but it now inflicts 1% damage and has no knockback.

I wish for 100% on all of my exams this week.

 

[Shadowwarrior88]

Granted,but you will flunk everything else in the future.

I wish I had the ability to stop time and everything in it.No more
"We have to go in 10 minutes."

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, its a shame you forgot to wish for the ability to start time as well, because now you are stuck in stopped time for the rest of your life

I wish for a pen, i dont care what type it is, whether it works or not, what colour it is, i just wish for a pen.

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

This is kinda sick.....


Granted a man with a Gigantic ***** now apears in front of you nude (ewww)


I wish some posting in "Ruler of the Land"