Wish Corruptor

[RockCrock]

You recieve a package in the mail. You then begin to open it as your walking up the staris... You trip, fall, and the Dagger of Time is planted into your chest... Ouch!

I wish I never felt full...

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

You where always hungry, your stumach never shuts up, and you ALWAYS had to eat

I wish people would make nicer curruptions

 

[RockCrock]

Granted, but since everyone is now soo nice and goody goody, this topic becomes extremely sickening, and dies off!

I wish my room was bigger...

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, It's now sooooo big that you will use 2 days to walk from the left wall too the right.

I wish (lets see who where da big pants, mon) I had those pants.

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, but the pants are made out of sandpaper and every step you take scratches your skin and eventually your legs are all bloody and you die from blood loss

I wish for the next poster to have a good and fulfilling life.

 

[rmusgrave]

HAH! That's funny Cubed...
Granted. Now, all that's hindering this person's life is the fact that he knows you!!! All you have to do is stop playing SSBM, and the wish will be completely true.

I wish that there weren't so many idiots in the world...

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but then Fast-food companies go out of business cuz they cant take advantage of minumum wages for these idiots. (and not ALL FF workers are idiots )

I wish there will never be any more Viagra or Enzyte commericals. (i swear i cant get the Freakin tune outta my head!)

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but due too the fact that I have allready answered this wish in the past I will herby corrupt it so that it will be 2 times the ammount of commercials, and it will be on every channel you watch.

I wish I knew the 1337 language. (also called leet, or Elite)

 

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, but you are shot for using the annoying "language" so often.

I wish that the there would be no more wishes.

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, but im going to make a wish anyway, so your wish is now CORRUPTED!!!

I wish that the next poster had one hundred million dollars

 

[i_am_a_fish]

Granted, but the corruption is that there is no corruption. I take the money and live the high life in Rome.

I wish it didn't rain constantly in England.

 

[RockCrock]

Granted, but since there is no rain, the entire country dries up. The economy falls, people refuse to live there, and move away. The queen, wanting to get away with as much as she can, sells England to Bill Gates for 45 Billion Dollars.

I wish I didnt have to playthe game.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but now you cannot EVER play the game (the term 'game' can mean many things:D)

I wish people would play monopoly with me.

 

[Wolfkin]

your wish is granted but you play monopoly for your LIFE.

I wish my friend-girl's cat would stop licking my facial hair when I'm sleeping at her place.

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, but your girlfriend hates you discriminating her cat and she breaks up with you, but not before burning all of your material possetions.

I wish that the next poster had one hundred million dollars wihout anything affecting me.

 

[i_am_a_fish]

Originally posted by RockCrock
Granted, but since there is no rain, the entire country dries up. The economy falls, people refuse to live there, and move away. The queen, wanting to get away with as much as she can, sells England to Bill Gates for 45 Billion Dollars.

Fine by me, I'm in Rome now, remember!

Wish granted, that's more money for me! You didn't want anything effecting you, so that means you can't get any of the money you gave me back!

I wish my sister would SHUT THE **** UP!!!!

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but the only way this can be achieved is if you make yourself go deaf. so you do and one day you're crossing the street and fail to hear the honking of an approaching 18-wheeler.......


I wish I wish I had a dish of mish-mashed fish.

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, you are served a dish of mish-mashed fish, however, this mish mashed fish tastes like tish, and so you say pish and throw away that dish of fish.

I wish that my fellow Australian smashers would stop verbally abusing me

 

[rmusgrave]

Granted, but they now start physically abusing you (NO! Don't think that!)

I wish that I had more time for SSBM

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, you are thrown into a dark room, wich only has a 8inch TV and a NGC with SSBM and NO memorycard.

I wish I could earn some more money before the tournament.

 

[tissue]

You find the only possible way to make money before the tournament is to go on a massive spam-fest. You're banned.

I wish I could figure out all this new smashboards stuff.

 

[Kyoober]

You're wish is granted but your comp os now extremly slow.

I wish I had Kingdm Hearts2.

 

[tissue]

You get Kingdom Hearts 2. All scratched up.

I wish my next wish would get corrupted.

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

Granted, but you get 1 wish UnCorrupted

i wish the next poster had $10

 

[tissue]

I get another yellow $10 dollar Monopoly piece of paper.

I wish someone would come over here and put this piece of paper away. I'm too lazy.

 

[Kyoober]

YOure wish is granted but he brkoe his legs.

I wish my kh2 cd wasnt scaratched.

 

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, but you spill chocolate pudding all over it, rendering it useless.

I wish I had access to Fort Knox.

 

[tissue]

You get access to my backyard tree fort, which I called Fort Knocks.

I wish I couldn't spell.

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

granted, now all you have to do is type REAAALLLY fast

I wish Tic was my friend

 

[Dapenda]

no problem, but in doing so u become a tick (who's Tic?)

I wish i knew who Tic was

 

[tissue]

You find out, but you realize you were better left unknowing.

I wish Boy Meets World would come on more often.

OFF-TOPIC: What the heck is a tic anyway?

 

[Mic_128]

Tic's the mod.

Granted, but he then beats the ***** out of you.

I wish I didn't have to leave the computer.....

 

[tissue]

You don't have to leave you computer, cuz you instantly die in your seat.

I wish my TV would blow up.

OFF-TOPIC: Boy Meets World isn't a person, it's a show.

 

[rmusgrave]

Granted, but you are strapped to it first.

I wish the last poster hadn't beaten me to corrupting mic's wish.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but mic gets mad at you and somehow manages to steal all your money.

I wish that the brownies that my mom is making is done soon.

 

[Dapenda]

They're done, all hot and ready to eat,
But suddenly u realize that the smell of brownies u had been waitin for all along weren't commin from ur kitchen, they were comming from ur neighbors'

I wish we'd all just get along n get good wishes

 

[Rehabilitator1V3]

Wish granted but everyone found out that you secretly wished that theyre wishes didnt come true, so everyone kills you.


I wish that DragonBall never ended

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but it is permamentaly(sp?) translated to Swedish.

I wish people could stop calling Norway capital of Sweden.

 

[Kyoober]

Wish granted but the capital is now ohio

I wish my kh2 disc was clean

 

[tissue]

Granted, but it's got one huge scratch running from center to the outside, completely void of dirt.

I wish my ears were fat.