Wish Corruptor

[Cubed64]

Granted, but you must drink every liquid you see.

I wish Nintendo of Australia organised an Australia wide Super smash bros melee tourney. (perth rules).

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but you can't come.

I wish I could stop making typos.

 

[choknater]

Granted. The only way to take away human flaw in typing is to take away your keyboard.

I wish I was cast in The Simple Life 2.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but unless your a hot chick like Paris Hilton, nobody is going to watch it.

I wish I could crip walk.

 

[Wolfkin]

Your wish is granted, but since everyone found out you think Paris Hilton is hot you got shot in the face. Several times.

I wish the sky was red.

 

[SNTRL]

grantted,but it will rain blood,thus polluting our already polluted waterways.

I wish i had spider senses

 

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, now you have an incredible urge to spin web out of your *** and eat flys.

I wish I had some sort of world record.

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but it's for being the lamest person.

I wish there were better shows on tv

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted but they are all blocked on you tv by parental control.

I wish that I knew how to make fireworks.

 

[sonicshift]

Granted, but in the fireworks making process, you accidently shoot one off and burn down your whole garage, save the house.

I wish for an astronomically correct clock in my house.

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, but its set on Venus time, so one day goes for 238 hours.

I wish my maths teacher would die

 

[Helpful1]

Granted, but the school will sue you! You better had wished for schools to not exist!

I wish that I could beat Raem from FF:CC and see the ending completly without this wish being corrupted.

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted, but after you see the ending you forgot it and you save file is erased

I wish that I had a A in all of my classes.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, but its an only one A on a test. the rest are F's and you fail.

I wish Phoenix University would stop beckoning me to go to their college. (its getting pretty annoying )

 

[apocslypse13579]

Granted, but it's because you go.

I wish that this was not my 100th post (it is just to let everyone know:D ).

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, all your posts are deleted and so are your nick, and I take your wallet just for fun.

I wish I had more posts that where in no way SPAM.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but they're fence posts.

I wish i could eat more....

 

[Helpful1]

Granted, but you can now only eat wood!

I wish that I had a cookie!

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but it's a burned cookie.

I wish I had a Persocon. ( Kinda like a robot cyborg thingy... for those who don't know...)

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, but its defective

I wish i had my own website that wasnt anythning bad or defective.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but ur the only member...ever

I wish to be ruler of the land forever.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but people lose interest of the game and you don't have to fight for the spot, and all the people who live on your land leave, so you rule no one!

I wish I had the Shadow Replication skill.

 

[Death]

Granted but you have no use of it and thus waste two years of your life.
I wish I had a pencil in my hand.

 

[Iamdead7]

you get in but it breaks


i wish i had a 3 muskteers bar

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted, but there is no fluffy chocolate inside.

I wish that my life was animated.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but its like HAMTARO and you turn into a HAMSTER.

I wish i could drive at 15.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted but you cant drink, gamble, or legally have sex till your 85.

I wish I could make a wish that could have no bad outcome.

 

[Marthby87]

Granted but the wish will have to be about a green pencil.

I wish I found my long-lost game....PKMN Crystal.

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted, but the game is corrupted.

I wish that I knew how to program video games.

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, but you can only program 2D basic games like solitare and minesweeper.

I wish that i could manipulate all metals.

 

[Wolfkin]

Granted but due to new equal rights legislation you're only allowed to program gay butt-sex simulation games.

I wish I would find a bag of diamonds in my backyard.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but they're cubic circonium.(i think thats how you spell it )

I wish for NO MORE POP UPS (without premium membership...pretty soon i will resort to that)

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Originally posted by Marthby87
Granted but the wish will have to be about a green pencil..

Granted CK but without the popups SWF crashes due to lack of funds.( You do know that the pop-ups allow free membership, right)

Since Marthby87 said I had to make a wish about a green pencil in order to have no bad outcome, I wish for a green pencil, therefore there can be no bad outcome!

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but nobody cares. (there i found a way)

I wish that i could donate open multiple accounts and then donate to this Screenname and NOT get in trouble. (dont worry I WONT. im not a SPAMMER)

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but after all that, the rpg starts and they reset the gil

I wish to be the happy

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted you can be happy......... times up!!!!!

I wish CK would stop being such a jerk! LOL.

 

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, but you are now castrated for using the phrase "LOL."

I wish I had infinite knowledge.

 

[Jasona]

granted, but tracking infinity keeps you too busy to think about it

I wish I knew what was ment by "the world is just" (as in justice)

 

[RockCrock]

You are told what it means, and you are very moved by it. You then storm off on a never-ending fight against crime until you die...

Why is there only French Vanilla ice cream, and not American Vanilla?

 

[Wolfkin]

Originally posted by RockCrock
Why is there only French Vanilla ice cream, and not American Vanilla?

For phrasing your wish in the form of a question which by the way negates it's existance as a wish. You have doomed yourself to an eternal torment of triple wager for pain Jeapody with the category of "Taste of a Woman's Period"

I wish there weren't so many flubs this week in the boards