Wish Corruptor

[Cubed64]

Granted, but since you dont have a gun license the police arrest you for possetion of a lethal weapon and you serve 10 years.

I wish i get 100% on all my end of school exams ( yr 12 sucks!!)

 

[Jasona]

granted, but you would 100% fail

I wish someone would clean up my two dead ponys and get me the last one that was given away

 

[James Cruise]

Granted, but we mop up your two dead ponys with the corpse of your new one.

I wish I had a new penguin!

 

[Jasona]

granted, but it is actually my pony (a penguin to you translates into a pony for me----I have crossed the language barrier)

I wish I could have found a better way to get my pony

 

[James Cruise]

Granted but you forgot.

I wish for all the ponys to die in a freak septic accident.

 

[Marthby87]

Granted but you must give me fi'ty bucks first! $$$ !!!cha-ching!!! $$$

I wish I had a gun license.

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, but its a water gun license

I wish that i can't die no matter what

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but everyone around you dies and you get lonely and start to cry

i wish i had a CD player.

 

[James Cruise]

Granted but I break all of your Cds!

I wish I wish I were a fish.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but you have no gils and die.

I wish I were a fish with gils.

 

[James Cruise]

Granted but your smashed by my corpse!

I wish I were a Jedi!

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, but you slice your arms off practicing your skills.

I wish i could think of wish and it is a good one.

 

[James Cruise]

Granted, but nobody else thought it was any good.

I wish for a pony assimulator.

 

[Death]

Granted but ppl laugh at you and are considered a girl.
I wish that when I double post, the server lets me delete.

 

[Vinnie275]

Your wish has been granted! But you're going to be banned for deleting poasts.

I wish for a wish that has a bad side to it.

(mwa ha ha)

 

[Death]

Granted. Every wish in this thread has a bad side.
I wish battling would start.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, but its teh Complete opposite of FF tactics in terms of fun.

I wish that i could beat Ken at SSBM. (meanwhile back in the real world.....)

 

[Marthby87]

Granted but you will lose your hands in a freak chicken accident.

I wish I had some KFC Boneless Honey BBQ Chicken Wings! *drools*

 

[SNTRL]

But u have a cavity which prevents u from eating, so u are tortured by looking at the KFC chicken.mwahahahahah!!

I wish there were cures for everthing.

 

[Marthby87]

Granted, but you will acquire a lethal virus that will kill you 1 second before the wish is put into effect.

I wish I didn't have this stupid cavity so I can eat my KFC chicken wings.

 

[Death]

Granted but then the KFC tastes bad. I wish I could do eveything by mind. Like turning on the t.v.

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted, but then your muscle tissue turns to silly putty.

I wish that artistic skills were no longer deplorable

 

[Vinnie275]

YOU WISH HAS BEEN GRATED!!!! boom boom boom

But then you are to copulate contingently continously concerning complex camels.

whee

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted but... you forgot a wish! Bwahahaha.

I wish he made a wish.

 

[Total Chaos]

wish granted, but now your credibility of making wishes has now been wished away

I wish that natalie portman would make love to me and that nothing bad could come from it.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but nothing bad comes from it and you have ruined the game. WAY TO GO!!!!

I wish I got 1600 on the SAT.

 

[Death]

Granted but you get 16 instead. I wish I could have all the cool clothes out there.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted,but then they go out of style.

I wish I was Clan member of the month. (Inside joke... kinda)

 

[Death]

Granted but Ultima already won and you've done nothing. *HAHA*
I wish I was the richest person in the SWF. How come you are?

 

[Marthby87]

Granted, but all that money will be taken away by the IRS. Oh, and I'm the richest person because I can wish myself some mo' money! $$$CHA-CHING$$$

I wish I was Marth.

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted, but you don't get his sword. Ha HA

I wish that I had Marth's real sword not a replica.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted but roys sword is better! That one has JEWELS and stuff on it, at least more that Marths. Speaking of Jewels, I would tell you why I am the richest person, but it would take too long. Summary: I won Cookie Monsters riddle contest = 600, donations= i don't keep track, and some threads= ditto.

I wish I had somedthing to do with my money!

 

[Total Chaos]

Wish Granted!! Hands you a lighter, have fun!!!


I wish that i could fly like a butterfly in the sky

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but butterflies only hover maybe a few feet off the ground, too bad....

I wish making these wishes was easier.

 

[Death]

Granted but they just get harder.
I wish that some wishes could actually come true.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but the "WishMaster" grants them(For those who seem WishMaster 1, 2, 3, etc..u'll know what i mean)

I wish i could grant ya'll wishes

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted, but the wishes are all corrupted except for me.

I wish that I could clone real 100 dollars bills with my gamecube.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but your little brother/sister/dog? somehow knocks it off the table and it breaks.

I wish I could mindcontroll people .

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, but then someone mind controls you ot mind control them so nobody knows its them mindcontrolling the people.

I wish i had 1 million bucks that werent counterfeit or stolen or anything else that could get me killed, thrown in prison, injured, or humilated.

 

[Total Chaos]

granted, but it is present in your house, and it just burtn down for some aakward reason that the firefighters make up


i wish i could have any woman i wanted