Wish Corruptor

[SNTRL]

granted, so we skip u.lol

I wish to get beat up by a nugget

 

[Death]

Granted but you get killed and the nugget takes over your personality.
I wish to become a chicken.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, so i hire some some guys to intimidate you.lol

I wish i had a huge amount of space on my cpu that it could handle

 

[Death]

Handle what? Granted but it doesn't.
I wish ppl could be less illiterate.

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted, but then you become illiterate

I wish I had a super computer

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted but you get this guy who's brain is a super computer and detroys anything he touches.

i wish i didn't have alergies.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Originally posted by Chaoser
granted, so we skip u.lol

heh intersting. no more ones like that i swear. :D )

I wish that my computer had enough rom to play FFXI without lag.

 

[sonicshift]

Granted, but the controls are hard to get down because of the confusing keyboard that comes with the computer. Then the computer crashes.

I wish my school didn't have Bess (SWF from school!).

 

[Death]

Granted but there is nothing you can do...
I wish I didnt have to always bend down and turn my gamecube on...

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

NOT Granted!

MWahahahahahaha

i wish i won't get in trouble for doing that

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted, but no one likes you anymore

I wish that I had alot of money

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

granted but its used to get people to like me again

i wish i had a wee bit more respect around here

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but they are after your money.

I wish I had a fan group.

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but they are actual fans that come from SSBM and they chase you while beating the crap out of you.

i wish i had $1.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but its in pennys.

I wish there were no more banner ads.

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Sorry

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted, but then the site goes down from no money from advertising

I wish that I knew something better to wish for

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

granted but in wishing for a better wish i can't give you a bereter wise because your worse wish cancelled out the betterness and so your out of luck wishing (HUH!?

(sorry sp all over)

i wish i could CORRECTLY key 60 GWAM

 

[apocslypse13579]

Granted, but you forgot what GWAM is

I wish i am awesome

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

graNTED, but you spend the next 18 years fileing papers to get you name changed to Awesome

i wish the BATTLE AREANA was working now

 

[Terminator]

your wish is granted but youll lose everytime

i wish i could eat glass without getting hurt

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

Granted, but then i go back in time to terminate you


i wish for the Dagger Of Time

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted, but you accidently stab yourself to death

I wish I had a guild of Shadow Kahn to do my bidding

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but u cant summon them

I wish i had the real soul calibur sword

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted, but I take it

I wish that I had the power to jump into works of fiction

 

[Dale]

Granted, but you jump into Days of Thunder and get run over by a car.

I wish I had more soda at my desk

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but its diet and caffine free.

i wish i could drink whole milk.

 

[Jasona]

granted, but the amount you get is insignificant.

I wish I had more free time.

 

[sonicshift]

Granted, but you have nothing to do in that time, therefore, you bore yourself to death.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted. (how's this gonna turn out?)

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but since its granted it isnt really corrupted so your getting your wish....but you really arent? thats a good one.

I wish i had a GB Pocket.

 

[sonicshift]

Granted, but you don't ever get batteries for it.

I wish I knew how MageDot (a game made by one of my fellow classmates) got on my Favorites at school.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but a bully at school shove you into a garbagecan because he got something against you asking questions.

I wish for 300 £ so that I can go too the next tournament in England.

 

[Stopsign]

Your wish has been granted but a big thug comes up and robs you before you got the tickets.
I wish I could have all the Next Generation consoles right now.

 

[Death]

Granted but you get and they suck donkey balls.
I wish I could eat all I could eat.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, but all the food in the world goes rotten.

I wish summer vacation lasted 12 months every year.

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

Granted, but now every kid gets real stoopis b-caZe ThEy Don'T Go tO SChooL

i wish someone could give me 100 gil (hey not much to ask for)

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but in exchange you give them your soul.

I wish that pigs could fly.

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

granted, but only on the sun

i wish more people would post in za topic i made

 

[Death]

Granted but there are already enough good games and Kirby King(Master Lameoid) closes it.
I wish KK wasn't so lame.

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

Granted, but then gid becomes lame (OMGO_O O_O O_O )

i wish < is coming after u