Wish Corruptor

[sonicshift]

Granted, but then a lion and penguin eat you.

I wish for a tub of glue.
(What the heck are my wishes coming to?)

 

[Death]

Granted but you fall in and never come out.
I wish for a fish

 

[James Cruise]

Ok then, I, being a penguin, I eat the fish.

I wish I was fed.

 

[sonicshift]

Granted, but then you are fed to somethin else.

I wish I was an Ant.

 

[Death]

Granted but you get stepped on and ppl burn you with maginfing glasses.
I wish I was everything.

 

[James Cruise]

Wish granted. Then you explode.

I wish for cheese...

 

[Death]

Granted but mice attack you.
I wish I was an atomic bomb.

 

[James Cruise]

Granted, but it was a dud.

I wish that the was a penguin equivalent to Bowser and Mowser.

 

[Death]

Granted but they kill each other.
I wish I didnt have to type.

 

[James Cruise]

Fine, but now you can't type, you must find a microphone. Mwa ha ha!

I wish his mouth feel off.

 

[Death]

Granted yurs falls off instead!
I wish I could typr faster.

 

[sonicshift]

Granted, but due to your hyperspeed, your hands wear out and are no longer useable.

I wish I was on the Radio.

 

[James Cruise]

Granted, you just crushed your radio.

I wish I had a Radio.

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but from the 1920's.

i wish i could write short stories.

 

[Cheez Mastah]

Granted, but you write so many stories you get carpel tunnel syndrome.

I wish I could be more annoying.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, but you are so annoying people are always getting back at you. sticking gum in your hair, slashing your car tires(that happened to me once), and beating you up for pleasure.

I wish people didnt want my bros fake gunblade. (its plastic ofr christ sake)

 

[Death]

Granted but they are relentless nonetheless.
I wish that I could ive forever.

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Granted, but you get killed in the apocolypse.

I wish I had an elephant.

 

[Death]

Granted but it sits on you.
I wish the world could be peaceful.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but it becomes soo boring since theres no danger

I wish to see what my heart looks like

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted, but you die when you realize you pull it out with a spork and a dull plastic knife

I wish for a computer that does my homework for me and always does A+ work

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but your teacher finds out and keeps the computer for her own work.

i wish my hand would stop bleeding.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but both your feet are cut off.

I wish nothing bad could happen for the next 10'000 years.

 

[sonicshift]

Granted, but at the end of the 10,000 years, Earth explodes, ending all life on it (let's get those spaceships ready!).

I wish I could live in a Yellow Submarine.

 

[Fourside]

Wish granted, but the Beatles will also be with you, playing the Yellow Submarine song over and over...

I wish I could speak all languages.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, but they all come out at once. liek

you parle bueno!

I wish i could have a third hand os i can do trigger happy on FFX-2 much easier and still be able to pucnh in commands.

 

[Death]

Granted but everything else gets complicated.
I wish I had a Desert Eagle.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but it kills you with its talons(too easy, but why msut i always end my posts iwth death?)

I wish i would find a way to corrupt peoples wishes without it endeing up with them dying.

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Granted, but then people burn you at the stake for witch-craft.

I wish I knew everything.

 

[Bahamut]

Granted, but since you know everything it dawns on you that the human race is doomed and you are driven to commit suicide.

I wish I had a Kleenex.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but then you want toilet paper to wipe, not kleenex.

I wish I had a fast tricked out car.

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted but it has naked pictures of men all over it that won't come off.

I wish I knew how to play the guitar

P.S. a Desert Eagle is a gun

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but you play it very badly and no one comes to see you anymore.

i wish the pop-ups would stop popping up randomly.

 

[Dale]

Granted, but the next random popup that would have come up could have been YOUR VERY OWN CHANCE TO WIN $1,000,000 INSTANTLY!
Just click here.

I wish I could find a good online game game to waste away hours on.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, it's called Command & Conquer Red Alert2 Yuris Revenge and you soon realise that everyone cheats all the time.

I wish I had more than 1 buddy at Counter Strike.

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted, but they only become your buddies to hack you computer. oooh!

I wish that i had the power of premonition

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, but people call you a freak and outcast you for this.

I wish Madden was hard.

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Granted, but then you can't beat it because it is so hard.

I wish I had a horse.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but u try filling it up wit gas...well u know what would happen.lol

I wish to go back to the past

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted but you get stuck there.

I wish I had my own copmuter.