Wish Corruptor

[choknater]

Granted, then it eats you. =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ -_- =\ =\ =\ :l =\ =\ =/ =\ 3==D =\ =\ =\ =\

I wish my face looked like =\.

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted, but because you face looks like that you can't have a brain
I wish the battle system was working

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but it sucks and is very glitchy.

I wish I was already on spring break.

 

[s0c*]

Granted but not only does it rain the whole time, but there is no parties, no people, and the power is knocked out for the whole week, and is restored just in time for school to start.

I wish that I wasn't just punched in the stomach. ughhhh

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, but then ur stabbed immediatley after.

I wish i was could repeat life over.

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but you dont know that you are repeating so you make the same mistakes again in life.

I wish i could type faster.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, but they you get your fingers cut off a week later in a woodshop class freak accident.

I wish there would never be any popups.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, Internet nerds recall them popOps and you get lots of them instead.

I wish I knew what to wish everytime.

 

[Death]

Granted but you get amnesia.
I wish I didnt have to make a wish everytime I post.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, now your 'new' little brother types for you, but he writes bad things wich puts you in a bad light.

I wish there where more avatars too choose from.

 

[Death]

Granted but you will have to wait a while.

 

[SNTRL]

uhhhhhh....I wish i was the coolest

 

[Death]

Ganted but then you become too cool and ppl dont like you.
I wish I could own a counter-feit money machine.

 

[SNTRL]

grante, but u get caught after u make ur first counterfeit

I wish for all of you all smarts

 

[soroush123]

Granted, but they are all scytrophranic. (I can't spell it, the disease from "A Beautiful Mind")

I wish for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000...
Wishes.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but every wish gets corrupted hmmmm what a concept.....

I wish they actually had a NBA street game that had depth. (dont gemme wronge fellas a i love the game, but they need a franchise mode or somethin.

 

[soroush123]

Granted, but then all the game companies Nuke each other due to competition.

I wish that my wishes won't be corrupted.

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but everyone gets jealous they come after you so you can make all their wishes.

I wish i didn't have to type a Research Paper.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but after your mom did it for you your dog eats it.

I wish I had a Metal Gear Rex.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, but its crappy.

I wish French wasnt boring. (class is soooo boring )

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted but it is so fun that it becomes illegal

wish that information was implanted into your brain instead of going to school to learn it

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but the government can read ur thoughts

I wish for immortality for everyone

 

[soroush123]

Granted but you get old and ugly.

I wish for a peperioni pizza that won't kill me, or have any zombie ingredients, or make me sick or have mold and won't fall and will stay clean forever and bugs won't get in a mile of it.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but the quality og the pizza sucks. There is way too much sauce and hardly any cheese. It has only four peparonis.

I wish for every game system out there.

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted, but the are all defective replicas

I wish for a Quizno Sub because they are good to us...

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but it was made by a kid that really hates you and he added something too it.

I wish... I wish I had more off these :D

 

[s0c*]

Granted, but you don't understand what "these" are.

I wish that it was summer...right now....

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but an error in the timeline forces you too stay in the winter time FOR EVER in north Canada (im evil today).

I wish I could be less evil today.

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Granted, but then you go crazy from being ice and you kill yourself.

I wish my school had a Taco Bell in it.

 

[sonicshift]

Granted, but all the food is soy-product.

I wish to be a rock.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but you fall into the ocean and sink to the bottom, where the pressure eventually cruches you.

I wish I had one of those pet rocks they used to sell, back in the eighties or something like that.

 

[Death]

Granted but its so retro that you throw it out.
I wish I could see what life was like in 184A.d.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but ur the first one ever to be eaten by it

I wish for a pet goldfish

 

[Death]

Granted but it eats you.
I wish for a radio.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but u act like radio also

I wish to be the greatest actor

 

[Death]

Granted but your maximum salary is 2$ a decade.
I wish to be a cheetah.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but your the slowest Cheetah in the world.

I wish I had a money tree that always gre money. And only I could take the money off the tree.

 

[Dale]

Granted, but it's Monopoly money and nobody will accept it.

I wish ,y printer would stop running out of ink

 

[Death]

Granted but then I steal all your ink.
I wish I had neverending ink.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but then you don't get the pleasure of speding 50 freakin dollars on an ink cartrige.

I wish that some things in life were free.