Wish Corruptor

[Ultima Nightmare]

Granted, but you get the lemon juice in your eyes.

I wish for a wish.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but your wish is granted and it turns out very crappy.

I wish people wouls stop trying to stump everyone else.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but it only last for 30 seconds.

I wish I had more rpg money.

 

[Creature_85]

Granted, but you get banned.

I wish I had an advance copy of the N5

 

[Death]

Granted but youlose it right away.
Iw ish I could be prefect.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but everyone hates you

I wish i could visit Hawaii

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Grnted, but while you are there it gets obliterated by a meteor.

I wish the next person won't say anything.

 

[sonicshift]

Granted, but the thread dies...

I wish I had a Marine sworde.

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Granted, but you break it.

I wish I was a billionaire.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but you die young. And without a will, so the government takes all your money.

I wish I had angel wings.

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted, but they fall off so you fall into a acid lake

I wish that i had the power of invisiblity and omnipotence

 

[sonicshift]

Granted, but you live and die in complete solitude.

I wish I had pink curtains.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but you spill some yellow paint on them.

I wish I was Ultima IQ (my comic character)

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but then you are stuck in a comic book for the rest of your life.

I wish I knew what was going on.

 

[sonicshift]

Granted, but you decide to kill yourself for it.

I wish for unlimited knowledge!

 

[s0c*]

Granted but the overwhelming amount of unlimited knowledge causes you to go completely insane. Your brain pops...like somone popping a bubble....from bubble gum....cherry flavour....

I wish 9 o'clock would come sooner.

For the privacy of this user, this exact details of whats happening at 9 o'clock Saturday April the 3rd, will not be disclosed.

 

[Death]

Granted but it passes.
I wish I was the smartest person in the world.

 

[sonicshift]

Granted, but you get stepped on.

I wish I was a computer.

 

[Death]

Granted but then you crash.
I wish I could fly like an eagle.

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Granted, but the government thinks you are an alien and you get destroyed by a missile.

I wish my dog wasn't so stupid.

 

[sonicshift]

Granted, but then it gets smart and takes over the human race.

I wish for endless coffee (not that I really need it, but the profits are good).

 

[DarKShadow 8]

granted...but yo can never go to sleep.

I wish for a large bottle of orange soda and ketchup

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but u try selling a mixture of orange soda and ketchup as a new drink and get arrested for being dumb

I wish i there was a vitural online game

 

[Death]

Granted but it blows up right away.
I wish I could be a professional soccer player.

 

[sonicshift]

Granted, but you are bombarded by poparatzi. (sp?)

I wish I was a robot.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but your battery dies.

I wish I had DSL. (Oh yeah... I do)

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but you are not able to connect to the internet anymore.

I wish I could not be trapped in the comicbook and still be Ultima IQ.

 

[sonicshift]

Granted, but I am ruler of the land...

I wish for a flamethrower.

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Granted, but it blows up and kills you.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

 

[soroush123]

Granted, but you Alzimers kicks in and you forget.


I wish for a pet chicken.

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Granted, but it pecks your eyes out.

I wish I had a pet Donkey Kong.

 

[soroush123]

Granted, but it steals your girlfriend

 

[sonicshift]

..................Granted, but nothing happens.

I wish for a tree.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but I chop it down.
I wish for 1000 posts.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but everyone else got 10'000+ posts.

I wish I had Dimond membership.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but the day after you pay the site crashes. Anf there are no refunds!

I wish my dog was still alive!

 

[Death]

Granted but he kills everyone that knew him.
I wish I had an eagle as a pet.

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Granted, but it pecks your eyes out.

I wish my skin was armor-like.

 

[Death]

Granted but then ppl think you are a dragon and kill you.
I wish I could fly to pluto.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Graned but you freeze your *** off.

I wish I had a cookie.