Wish Corruptor

[Death]

Granted but everything else isnt.
I wish there were no parents after you turned 13.

 

[Dale]

I'm sorry Death, but
"I wish some things in life were free"
"Granted, but then everything else isnt"
?!?! X(

It hurts too much to think about so...

Granted (Ace(Fox)), but the only free things are condoms and needles for drugs

I wish certain people (ahem) would just stop living, stop breathing and save some air for those of us who care about not looking stupid

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but some poelpe make mistakes, it is inevitable.

I wish I were a smash senator.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, but then...er...must corrupt that good wish... crap.... the decrease in use of oxygen and production of CO2 leaves plants with too little CO2 and then they die and leave us with no oxygen... **** you for making a wish that's hard to corrupt and make me reply foolishly!

I wish I could create Easy Mac with my mind.

 

[Dale]

Granted, but for some reason the Easy Mac comes out blue, not yellow. You are somewhat puzzled but it tastes great none the less.

I wish the internet connection to my room would work again so I don't have to use the crappy one downstaris anymore

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but it becomes crappier then the one down stairs

I wish for a trinkie

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but what the **** is a trinkie?

I wish I knew what a trinkie was.

 

[sonicshift]

Granted, but you wish you hadn't.

I wish I was in a clan.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, YOUR IN THE HYLIAN HEROES! Have you forgotten or something.(I may be wrong about this)

I wish I had my banner already.

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted, but it sucks because Ultima hates you

I wish that I was a character in South Park

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but since im in such a good mood today you get too be Kyles mother.

I wish Dale could come back too ROTL.

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but he goes back only once.

I wish RedYoshiOfDeath came back period.

 

[ShadowAssassin]

He comes back but only because it is one of his relatives that signed on with his name

I wish that getting into college was easier

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Granted, but then everybody gets into college and you can't get a job because they are all already taken.

I wish I had a pet moose.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, but it bites you, gives you rabies, and you die.

I wish everybody, including me, got 200 gil every time they posted in a forum game.

 

[Death]

Granted but it would be the same cuz everyone would get 200. And choaser would have 425,000 gil.
I wish I was the top gil guy.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but everyone gets jealous and starts to constantly flame you.

I wish nobody hated me.

 

[Death]

Granted but ONE person still does.
I wish I could get Everything or Nothing.

P.S: We love you!
P.P.S: Not!
P.P.P.: WE LOVE YOU!

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but you get only things given to you.

I wish everyone hated me but did'nt want to harm me

 

[sonicshift]

Granted, but everyone still hates you . They point and mock and laugh at you .

I wish I could get 50 free dollars for reelecting Bush.

(okay, I run out of ideas, that was from an ad)

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted, but they are Bush dollars which have no use

I wish that only good video games were made

 

[Death]

Granted but then critics disappear.
I wish that I could own nintendo.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but the company crashes.

I wish that games were free.

 

[James Cruise]

Wish granted, they are free... But they still cost money... fou you.

I wish Link was Nintendo's new mascot.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but he will dress and talk like Mario.

I wish that HAL could tell us 'if' they are making a new Smash game.

 

[James Cruise]

Wish Granted, Answer... No.

I Wish I Could Kill All The Humans. - "Bender"

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

Granted but you can't find anyone to repar you because you killed everyone so you waiste away

I wish mods would befriend me

 

[sonicshift]

Granted, but the other members turn against you.

I wish I had some weird phobia.

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

granted you are now scared of the opposite sex permanatly (will switch if you do)

Narf waS THE COOLEST word ever


-narf

 

[Death]

Granted but some nerd grammararians say its not a word and its not cool anymore.
I wish I could become a pilot.

 

[sonicshift]

Granted, but you fly, drop, and crash.

I wish for an "altered" chicken.

 

[James Cruise]

Yes, then you crash and burn.

I wish It was time to go home from college.

 

[Death]

Granted but along the way you are ***** by some pervs.
I wish ppl werent perverted.

 

[James Cruise]

Granted, then I get home safely.

I wish you got attacked by carnies.

 

[Death]

Granted but I escape also.
I wish you couldnt escape from anyone.

 

[James Cruise]

Granted, But I get taken in by a nice family of penguins.

I wish I was a Penguin too...

 

[Death]

Granted but you live in Africa.
I wish I was a lion.

 

[James Cruise]

Granted, However you were trained to eat only Tofu, not little penguins.

Then I wish that Africa was cooler.

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

granted but the new chicken with kill anyuthing named shift of says it


i want to be happy

 

[Death]

Granted but the world cracks.
I wish I could visit africa.