Wish Corruptor

[Ultima Nightmare]

Granted, but we only get one thing and have to share, so I kill you.

I wish people would stop wishing about the next persons wish.

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, now they start wishing about the last person's wish.

I wish i could be a better wish corruptor.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but you get kicked out of FG room for being better then us

I wish i had the highest IQ in the world

 

[SS4Ricky]

granted, but since you're so smart the government takes you away for tests and experiments and probing.

I wish Nacho's at the Movies didn't cost so much.

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Granted, but then they never have any nachoes because they are so cheap.

I wish I had every video game ever made.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but everytime you pick one up it breaks, so out of fear of breaking them u never touch them again.

I wish there were no punishments

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Granted, but everyone does as they please.

I wish I was the best person in the world at Super Smash Bros. Melee.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but every have forgot about SSBM and focus on the next one.

I wish to go to the moon

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but there isn't much gravity and you jump too high, sending you spiraling into the abyss.

I wish I had my dream car.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but only for half a day

I wish i was a very good actor

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but you are only GOOD not THE BEST. So you don't win any awards.

I wish I was the hier to the playboy mansion.

 

[K.B.Lakers 8]

granted...but then you fail and the empire falls and you lose money and all the girls go away

I wish for 3 bottles of Camby's soup

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but you have to eat it before this minute ends.

I wish I had a realy big sword.

 

[K.B.Lakers 8]

granted...but then it breaks

I wish for 50 boxes of chocolate

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but you get sick trying to eat all of them

I wish i had 24's and a BMW

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but the BMW's a lemon and breaks down after a few hours.

I wish i could control my siblings.

 

[DarKShadow 8]

granted but then you have to do it from not speaking to them

I wish Homework never existed

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but only for everyone except for you

I wish that we had to go to school forever!!!:D

 

[DarKShadow 8]

(AHHHHHH NO! .LoL)

Granted...but we all get to get off of school and you remain there for the rest of your life!

I wish i had 6000 posts on Smashboards.

 

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, but you get banned for being a loser, HA!

I wish for an everlasting supply of wrapping paper.

 

[Revolutions]

Granted, but you have no gifts to wrap and no friends that you would give them to in the first place.

I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

 

[Death]

Granted but then the fish kills you!
I wish for the earth to be a cooler place.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but then it gets too cool and there is a new ice age.
or
Granted but then there is no fighting and life becomes incrediable boring and repeatative.

Maybe I wasn't clear, I wish I could get it on with some playboy bunnies!

 

[Death]

Granted but the playboys dont want you sckrewing their bunnies and they knife you.
I wish I was able to **** one of the playboys.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but its excatly what you said...play"BOYS"

I Wish i owned every business

 

[DarKShadow 8]

granted...but they all do really bad.

I wish for 3 plates of honey.

 

[Dale]

Granted, but when you try to inhale all the oney at once it gets into your lungs and because most humans lack the ability to breathe honey, you die...official cause of death is "drown'd in honey"

I wish I had sandwich in front of me so I could laugh at it and make it feel bad

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but it mutates and eats you and laughs.

I wish I could wish for something evil.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but it sees u and destroys you first

I wish to be 80 ft tall

 

[s0c*]

Granted, but your cack is still only 4 inches long. *OHH BURN* .. j/k man.

I wish that I wasn't sitting in BMA12 class being bored outa my mind.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, but to get out of it you agree to babysit 30 2-year olds and they all seem to have a death wish. such as trying to stick a fork in an outlet..etc. And you have to WATCH all of them by yourself.

I wish i could make clones of myself and always be able to control what they do and they would never rebel against me.

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but then you and your clones are all captured by scientists and studied for you uniqueness.

I wish i was warned for things ahead of time.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, but you ignore them cuz you dont believe em.

I wish there was 100 bucks in my wallet right NOW.

 

[Death]

Granted but then I tax them.
I wish I could own all the owrlds money.

 

[DarKShadow 8]

granted...but then someone steals it from you

I wish i lived in a mansion.

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Granted, but it gets smashed by a meteor.

I wish everyone would stop wishing.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, then we start to say our wants

I wish i did'nt want anything

 

[Death]

Granted but wont happen.
I wish I could live on pluto.

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Granted, and while you are about to freeze to death, you get hit by a meteor.

I wish people weren't so stupid on the internet.

 

[sonicshift]

Granted, but you put Moderators out of the job...

I wish for a plethora of lemons!