Wish Corruptor

[SNTRL]

granted, but for ur soul

I wish the next SSB's would come out

 

[Death]

Granted but you will have to wait till then.
I wish the next ssb has a harder BTT.

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted, but it is too hard
I wish that i had a dollar everytime someone said L33t,R0xx0r, Haxx0r or Suxx0r

 

[Death]

Granted but now no one will say it.
I wish you a merry christmas.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted but my on new years my gf dumps for another guy and then i jumped my an italian maffia. so i have a bad new year.

I wish there werent stuck up or rude people in the world.

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Granted, but then everyone will be too nice and give everything to charity.

I wish I could live forever.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but since you never die there is nobody left on earth after everybody dies, save you.

I wish i was allowed to take out the catcher in baseball(they are SO small in my league )

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted but after you take out the catcher they all start taking steroids and beat the crap out of you

I wish that i had the power the control minds of others

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, but while doing this u lose control of yourself. And someone kills you while you are controling someone.

I wish i could be a Smash Apprentice.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but by the time you reach Smash Aprentice, everyone else has become a Smash Lord.

I wish I was level 99.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, but your stats dont raise at all and since ur level 99 they cant raise anymore anway cuz the max is 100.

I wish I had every video game ever made.

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted but all the games are defective pirated copies

I wish that i owned a Pet leopard that would never attack someone unless told to do so by me and only me

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but my pet puppy pawns ur leapord!:D

I wish i had a puppy

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but its a rottweiler and it attacks you and paralyzes you from the waste down. ( im not sure if rottweiler is spelled right )

i wish the they would Remake Super Mario RPG

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted, but I get the only copy hahahaha I ownz J00

I wish i was Master Shake

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but lil kids start to drink you


I wish for a sheet of paper.lol

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted but it gives you a paper cut on your eye

I wish that all the best tournaments were in maryland and 5 minutes from my house

 

[Death]

Granted but it wont happen.
I wsih that I could play Ken.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but u play 10 men stock and don't get a hit off of him

I wish for a virtual SSBM

 

[Death]

Granted but that wont be happening. I wish to wish...

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but u for eternal pain

I wish i was the best Link around

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Granted, but then you lose to the worst Link player because of your giant ego.

I wish I never got another piece of spam e-mail again.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but all you ever recieve is spam, therefore you never recieve e-mail agian.

I wish I had 1,000,000,000 gil for an item shop.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but you never get any costumers.

I wish I had Golden Sun 2 (playing GS1 right now)

 

[Death]

Granted but it isnt as good.
I wish I washed wishes...

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but u fall in a comma while doing so(thats the best i could come up wit)

I wish for eternal happiness

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but it will only happen if you sacrifice yourself.

I wish I had the auto-life ring that I abuse in ruler of the land.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, but since u abuse it so much it no longer works. ( i dont know if that works either..oh well)

I wish people didnt say "Fo shizzle".

 

[paperboy]

Your wish is granted, but people still type it. Fo shizzle, shortay

I wish Ace(fox) didn't suck so much and that nobody will counter this by saying that I suck.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, so he rules and you stink

I wish for my own candy store

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Granted, but you will never get any customers.

I wish I had a pet monkey.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but he always fings poop at you.

I wish that people would quite flamming me.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but then only mods flame you

I wish for my own private jet.

 

[Death]

Granted but its just a model.
I wish I had a personnal limo.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but you have to drive also

I wish i could fly like a eagle

 

[Dale]

Granted, you fly like an eagle. But soon you are shot down like an eagle...by a Grizzly Bear. Where he got the gun? It doesn't matter.

I wish I could go play Hockey with my friends, but all my hockey friends are asleep...and it's only 8:45
=(

 

[Death]

Granted but your friends are angry that you woke them and they **** you.
I wish that I could own the Jules Rimez trophy.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but thats the only trophy you'll have

I wish to get banned

 

[Death]

Granted but yur a mod and most likely wont.
I wish I didnt have to check my show sig every time I post.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, so u get banned from the games section

I wish what the next poster wish