Wish Corruptor

[Death]

Granted but he is just a harmless smiley and I just delete him.
I wish the devil was king of the earth.

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

Granted, But i lead the Palidins of Hyrule into The Horned One's lair and banish him to the fires from whence he came


i wish for another wish

 

[Death]

Granted but you get more than you bargained for.
I wish to wish...

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but u decide to put ur wish in ur pocket and save it for later...but doing that time u play football and in up losing it

I wish to be a rock star

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

Long Live Nirvana

Granted, but you wind up getting seriously depressed and put a 12 gauge in your mouth..... long live K. cobang


i wish he wasn't a wus that took his own life, aND CONTINUED to make cool songs

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted, but they are all about his dislike of you

I wish that I had magic powers

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

granted but u don't have ANY mana pots

i wish for infinate wishes

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted but they all get ruined.

I wish hte Denver Nuggets would win the NBA finals. (i bet 100 bucks at hte beginning of the season they would go all the way as a joke but if they win he will HAVE to pay me 100 bucsk heh heh :D)

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

Granted, but then the IRS swoops down on you and takes 90% of it for income tax, so you only get $10.


I wish that my watch had a laser in it.

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted, but the laser comes out of the button you press to activate it

I wish that I was infallible

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

granted and your wish shall not be corrupted

i wish someone else was as nice as i am

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

Granted, but when you meet him/her you realize that the only thing they hate is the kind of cheese in your sandwich so that person attacks you. AHAHAHAHAHA! I laugh at you! lol HAHAHA.....HA.... *sigh* 'nuff said.


I wish my money would double every day.

 

[apocslypse13579]

Granted, but all your money dissapars, and as we all know 0*2=0.

I wish I am the best at sports.

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

granted but u break both or your arms and legs

i wish i was immune to injury

 

[Marthby87]

Granted, but I must painfully stab you to death before your wish is approved by the Department of Magic Wishes.

I wish for world peace...and a bottle of vodka.

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

Granted, amen to that

I wish to be a CEO of a herelm with 1000 girls, however all of them can not transfer or recieve STDs and they are all willing and lets not forget Infertal
($100.00 admition fee for non members, per .5 hours)

 

[Marthby87]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay granted!!! :D

I wish to be an automatic member of of ^that^ herelm!!! :D

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but since you did not corrupt the last person's wish so that yours might be granted, both of you're wishes must be corrupted by ME! MWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111oneoneoneoneeleven

then i keep typing to infinity (or at least for a really long time) to the point where the numbers fall off the screen and fill up the herelm 'till everyone is crushed. MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111ONEONEONEONEONEONEONoneoneoneoneoenoneoneeleven



I wish for 411 73|-| 5|<1llz 1|\| 73|-| \/\/012L|)!!!!!!!!111111oneoneoneoneoneoneoneelev3n\/\/07-\/\/0TT!!

 

[Marthby87]

Granted, but you are crushed and killed by your own typed numbers!!!111!1!one11!1Shift+one!!!eleventy!!1!!1

I wish to know the meaning of life.

 

[Death]

The meaning or purpose of life is to end-Smith
I wish to know who made up /_337.

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but the person who you ask doesn't know.

i wish i knew how to be sarcastic and not offend people in the process.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, so do I.

I wish I you would shut up.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, allthough I don't know if I shall silence you, me or SakuraPichu. I will just cast Silence on you.

I wish I had some materia from FF7.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but it is a clear. (SUCKY)

I wish I challeged you to duel. (Giant glove comes out of nowhere and smacks next person)

 

[Marthby87]

*dodges glove slap* Granted but you shall die now! *launches a nuke at Ace(Fox) that instantly kills him in a great explosion* Mwahahahaha!

I wish I knew what the **** I'm doing.

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted,but what you doing is sacreligous

I wish that I had a plasma screen tv 100"

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but it doesnt work.

I wish that there were no more SPAM in my e-mails. (for hte last tiem i DO NOT WANT TO WORK FOR WAL-MART!!!!)

 

[Jasona]

granted, but instead of being IN your e-mails it comes WITH them

I wish thevgames site had a venue for baltimore

 

[Death]

Granted but it doesn't work after a day...
I wish servers didn't go down...

 

[Creature_85]

Granted, but the whole Internet just crashed.

I wish I were a faster writer.

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, but no-one can read your writing

I wish the next person would not corrupt my wish

 

[Death]

Granted but the point of the game is to corrupt hence the name Wish Corruptor. *Nelson comes and points* HAHA!
I wish we didn't have rules in the world.

 

[Creature_85]

Granted, but then you step outside and get run over because some guy was driving over the nonexistant speed limit.

I wish I had something to wish for.

 

[Jasona]

granted, but your hopelessness, due to knowing what to wish for and knowing that you just wasted a wish that could have been used to fullfil that desire, consumes you and thrusts you into depression

I wish for a pony

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but the pony dies when it sees you.

i wish i had the new lap top.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted ,but its literally a top(the toy) that sits on your lap and thats all it does.

I wish we were allowed to use our sigs in the the forum games.

 

[Jasona]

granted, but your sig takes forever and a day to load and you never get to see it or post on these boards ever again

I wish for a pony that didn't die when it sees me

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but it dies when it stops seeing you. Therefore whenever it blinks.

I wish I could ride an ostrich.

 

[Jasona]

granted, but the corpse of my dead pony keeps it away from you

I wish for a pony that wouldn't die (eff all of you...stop killing off my pony)

 

[Marthby87]

Granted, but I just gave the last one away.

I wish for a AK-47 with an infinite amount of ammo.