Wish Corruptor

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, but you turn gay.

I wish I had the power to regenerate limbs.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted but humans start to be born without any limbs, making your powers usless.

I wish I could have my own PC, with my own DSL. (Latest PC)

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted but it never turns on.

i wish i i had a maid for my siblings room to clean.

 

[Death]

Granted but she makes it messier.
I wish I was a camel.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, but you cant go for more than 1 minute without water. the complete opposite of a camel.

I wish i could get a cutsom avatar on ehre without having to be premium membership.

 

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, but the server is down....forever!

I wish gas prices would go down.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but cars then run on electricity. The prices for that skyrocket.

I wish I knew if Sukurapichu was a chick or not... he/she never gives a fricken answer. Maybe its a shman.

 

[Death]

Granted but Sakura is a guy! No offense Sakura.
I wish I could type fast.

 

[James Cruise]

Granted, but you spill honey on your keyboard.
I wish I were dead.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but you dont go to heaven.

I wish computers didnt have remort procedure calls.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, nut I don't kow what that is, so I am sure my computer doesn't have it, nya nya!

I wish my car had a V8 instead of a V6!

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted, but to pay for the upgrade you car is stripped and sold for parts.

I wish I had my own A.W.E.S.O.M-O. Robot from Japan.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but it is D.I.S.F.U.N.C.T.I.O.N.A.L.!

I wish for a flat screen TV.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but it was made by a hobo and is only a piece of paper with a picture on it.

I wish I had a kitten.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but its violent and evenutally kills you ibn your sleep.

I wish it was quiet forevor like a silent movie and everybody could read well in every language.

 

[Helpful1]

Granted, but how can you read words if there are NO words!

I wish for the T.V to blow up. That causes the house to blow up, causing the planet to explode. The explosions destroy the topic.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, ubt i get in time machine before it happens go then go foward..to let it happen...then go back and stop you before it happens. so this thread still lives!

I wish i had a penny that was real...

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but what penny isn't real.

I wish I had Naruto on DVD in english.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but the DVD is a jigsaw puzzle, that has lost a few pices.

I wish people could check they're posts for spelling errors before posting.

 

[Red Dragon]

Granted, but they never passed english class.

I wish i was a Dragon spirit of the Earth

 

[Death]

Granted but then the monkey spirit takes over.
I wish I had a pencil.

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, but its a cheap one and it snaps

I wish that Mic_128 would stop kicking me off the throne

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but a n00b kicks you off instead. Ouch getting kicked off by a n00b is a lot worse.

I wish I could be ruler of the land indefinatley. (And they are not spelling errors, they are typos. but you weren't referring to me were you UltimaIQ2)

 

[Red Dragon]

Granted but the land crumbles cause a meteor hits it


i wish i had 3333 posts in smashboards

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted but they are spam so you are banned forever,

I wish I had a Gameboy Advance SP that worked.

 

[Marthby87]

Granted, but I'll keep it instead! I always wanted one! :D

I wish I had perfect eyes instead of these stupid stigmatized eyes of mine.

 

[Jasona]

granted, but now, instead of compareing yourself to people who have perfect eyes, you start compareing yourself to people who have always had perfect eyes...

I wish I weren't extremely light sensitive (keep that one in mind if you ever see me...)

 

[James Cruise]

Fine then, I rip out your eyes with an ice-cream scooper.

I wish I will find good comp today at the V-Games Practice Day Today.

 

[Jasona]

granted, but they beat you into depression and you realize that what you really wanted was competition that you would beat...

I wish I could meet a better samus than me at the vgames

 

[James Cruise]

Granted... But He Is ME!!!!

I wish Jason was wrong about my wish before this one.

 

[Jasona]

granted, but JASONA is still right

I wish you remembered that I almost always beat you in samus dittos

 

[James Cruise]

Crap I remembered but quickly forgot.

I wish that you would stop picking on me!

 

[Jasona]

granted, but now I'm picking AT you

I wish you weren't waiting so impatiently for me to make this wish

 

[James Cruise]

Granted but I don't take you to the V-Games.

I wish that you would cut your freaking nails!

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but i cut off the nails from another person and not Jasona.

i wish someone else would post.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but its me.

I wish i knew waht was going on.

 

[Wolfkin]

Your wish is granted, but what's going on is your imminent death.

I wish for Bianca Lawson to be in my bedroom when I go home.

 

[Jasona]

granted, but she brutally ***** you and you come out of the ordeal with serious injuries and a phobia of women...

I wish there were a better answer

 

[Wolfkin]

You're wish is granted but it's only better in the real world not your fantasy Bianca Rapist land.

I wish Berserk had a better ending.

 

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, but its so good all copies of Berserk explode because of its awesome power.

I wish I could drink stuff really fast.