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Wish Corruptor

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Meowth

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Your post offends everyone, and you are banned.

I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a hot chick, and, and I don't want any zombie women, I don't want to turn into a woman myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises.
 
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urarenge

Smash Cadet
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granted. you find the mp3 online at a super awesome miracle type web site, (yes there are several copies out there), but when downloading it, you find that a trojan was integrated into it. your computer overloads and blows up violently.

I wish I had a magic lasso.
 
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Creature_85

Smash Lord
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Granted, but as they are celebrating, a meteor comes out of the sky and smashes them all.

I wish I owned a 100 dollar mint.
 
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Dapenda

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No problem, a 100 dollar chocolate, that's accidently eaten

It'd be nice if Microsoft made us a good version of Windows for once where we dont hafta buy a new version to upgrade every 2 years
 
Zootematix

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Artist formally known as ToadBanjoConker
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Well good news is that such a thing does exist, but Bill Gates is keeping it all for himself.

I wish Microsoft would acquire Nintendo.
 
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tissue

Smash Ace
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It does, but Nintendo gets the monopoly, and ends up creating buggy software, and delays everything just like MS.

I wish for a Volkswagon Bug.
 
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Shadowwarrior88

Smash Ace
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My House
Your wish is granted,but it falls apart the minute you step into it.

I wish I had a huge new mansion complete with a swimming pool,diving board,indoor gym,and a huge HD TV.
 
Magic Jesus

Magic Jesus

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Turkish Prison
Granted, but it's a huge new mansion complete with a swimming pool, diving board, indoor gym, and a huge HD TV in Iraq, and US and UK troops just firebombed it.


I wish to be a lawyer.
 
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-=Marth_n_Roy=-

Smash Ace
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Granted, but bucause you didn't goto Law school one of your Ex-Clients Sues you for 96545% of YOUR net worth.

(try these pants on for size)

I wish for
 
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MassChaos

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Granted, but since you got nothing, God pities you and erupts a volcano next to your house giving you volcanic ash.

I wish that ^ wasn't so dumb
 
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rroobbiieee

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fine your now skinny... but even though you loose the fat the extra skin is still there

i wish i had my very own army of loyal flying monkeys to do my bidding.
 
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FoX_KiLLz

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Somewhere in Nowhere.
Originally posted by Chaoser
granted, so all ur GC's games break

I wish to be honest for a whole day
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That makes absolutely no sense at all.

Granted but your monkeys presume that your bidding is killing yourself, so they more than happily aid you in that task.

I wish that Chaoser's post had made sense so I could have understood it.
 
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Eral

Smash Journeyman
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Jun 21, 2004
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408
granted but it still has all the floor crap on it

i wish i was a little bit talluh, wish i was a balluh, wish i had a car and umm...i forgot the rest of the song
thats it
i wish i remembered the words to that song
 
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Eral

Smash Journeyman
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granted your wish is now not granted by being granted without granting it, this strange cath 22 of a paradox has made the entire universe and its infinite demensions implode and then turn into a peice of banana nut bread

i wish i had a peice of banana nut bread
 
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Jell-o-Wriggler

Smash Cadet
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Jun 17, 2004
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60
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Poughkeepsie, NY
Dun dun dun!

Done. And now you feel like you should have wished for world peace or an end to starvation. Woe is you Zapdos, for you will never win Miss America and all the knishes in the world won't be able to fix the bad talent shows that you involve yourself in. Miss Universe. . . I can't believe you or your crabcakes.

I wish my milkshake brought all the boys to the yard and then they choked on it and softserve came out of their noses. I've always wanted a yogurt machine. . . Mmm. . . go-gurt
 
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Big Andy

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Jun 18, 2003
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@home
granted but for the rest of your life you are slaves to those alieans, later you drive them out with boards with nails though.

I wish I was a member of swf and didnt have to pay a fee
 
choknater

choknater

Smash Obsessed
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Granted, but all the mods become goatse professionals.

I wish I could go to the University of Phoenix, murder a teacher, then go to jail for vagrancy.
 
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Eral

Smash Journeyman
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Jun 21, 2004
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granted
a cute kitten
awwwwwwwwww
sadly it draws hordes oh male cats toward it, taking over your home

i wish i was big!
 
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