Wish Corruptor

[Atsbe787]

Granted, but then no one marries anyone and the Earth's population becomes so small that we can easily be invaded.

I wish I had three monkeys named Bob, Joe and Eliophintexadapatgoranmaphionioneopiliphication.

 

[choknater]

Granted, but Bob and Joe totally massacre all the letters in the third monkey's pitiful name and then eat his soul. Now you will have to get a better monkey with a cool 3-letter name.

I wish I could play a whole orchestra piece by myself and it would sound the same as any old orchestra.

 

[Pyro Climbers]

granted, but you cannot play any SSBM music, because you are not worthy.

I wish I had super speed.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but you run so fast you hit something and die.

i wish i won the lottery.

 

[RichBrown]

youve won the lottery, but it was at $0.

i wish i had awsome shoes.

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

Granted, but then the soles of the shoes ware off because the earth becomes to hot to live on, and you burn alive.

I wish I had uber sunglasses..

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but they're so uber that you are not worthy of them, so they run away.

I wish that my fish could talk to me.

 

[NCAAKirby]

Granted, but you had to learn a different language, the language of the fish. During you education, you forgot English, so now you can only speak fish.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

cuz that guy didnt make a wish, here's one:

I wish that i was as smart as Eintsien, so i could never be defeated.

 

[RichBrown]

youre as smart as einstein, but your hair sucks like einstein so you will never get a lady for the rest of your life.... in fact, everyone hates your hair.

i wish i was more powerful than gideon!

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but then Gideon left a self destruction bomb on the boards throne, so when u go sit there u blow up.

I wish that i had all the money in the world and everyone else only had the poop in their toilets.

 

[aewjn]

Granted, but all the money is in the poop in our toilets and you eat it but get sick and die. Then we get all the money.

I wish barbecued chicken would fly so I can eat it on the run.

 

[Samus-Metroid]

Granted, but the chicken causes you to run into many poles.

I wish the intrest rate of the bank was 50% better.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted. but now the economy's in an inflation.

i wish for more gas in my car.

 

[Falcon4344]

Granted but you have to pay double the price.

I wish I had a Laser.

 

[aewjn]

Granted but you shoot yourself with it.

I wish Mario was a man.

 

[Roy1013]

your wish is granted....but you have to date his future self...


I wish I could make a 4.0 in school.....

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but then you get suspended for all the plagarism and cheating you went through to get that 4.0

i wish for something delicious to eat to appear in front of me now.

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but it's your dog. Hey, it might be good!

I wish my sister hadn't wasted over $400 by leaving band camp after ONE DAY.

 

[Falcon4344]

Granted but you have to fill in for your sister at band camp.

I wish that I had superhuman powers.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but they all suck, like the power to predict the shapes of the clouds that will appear tomarrow, or the abbility to eat glass ducks.

I wish that i was the ultamit gamer, and no one could beat me at anything.

 

[Pyro Climbers]

granted, but SSBM becomes a real sport, and you suck at it.

I wish homework would complete itself.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but that means it's sentient, and it doesn't like you, so it eats you.

I wish my shoes had springs on the bottom so i could jump realy high.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but you jump so high you hit an airplane.

i wish for money.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but it's fake money.

I wish i was a Shark that no one could kill.

 

[kupo]

Granted, but you lose the ability to kill.

I wish i had more smash competition...

 

[aewjn]

Granted. Now everybody smashes you with eggs.

I wish I had more tennis balls.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but they are cursed so that you will always miss them and then they will bounce back and hit you in the back of your head.

I wish that my cow would jump over the moon.

 

[kupo]

granted, but the cow breaks its legs upon landing.

I wish I was a devil...

 

[aewjn]

Granted, but Moses Joses whaps you with his magic wand and you die.

I wish the sun would come out and play and the rain won't stay so it's a happy gay day. yay.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but the sun never leaves and it never becomes night ever again!

i wish i had a headphone adapter for my gameboy sp

 

[aewjn]

Granted, but you turn it up too loud and you become deaf, and then you don't hear the train. You're dead.

I wish trains could fly.

 

[cheeseguy]

Granted, but they all crash into each other.

I wish I had the new G5.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but no one knows what a G5 is, so too bad!

I wish i had psychic powers.

 

[Atsbe787]

Granted, but you have no arms or legs and you don't have the ability to float.

I wish I had every game in the world.

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Granted, you have every game in the world, but you are now forbidden of your game systems, and you may never get a new one ever again, or a used one, or ever use someone elses game system.

I wish i had a hot girl friend who wasnt a **** to so it with, disregarding that nothing happens to me, or my private area. (I KNOW something is going to happen)

 

[aewjn]

Granted. You get AIDS and herpes and all the other usual stuff. Happy Birthday!

I wish the ocean was green and blue, not purple.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but its already green and blue, so i will turn it orange instead!

I wish that i could go on a star ship and beat up aliens with out anything bad happening to me.

 

[aewjn]

Granted, but after you get off the starship, bad things happen to you evwery second.

I wish Ken the Barbie Doll would stop making out with herself.

 

[cheeseguy]

Granted, but then you start making out with Ken.

I wish I had a chocolate chip cookie.