Wish Corruptor

[zigzaghakr]

Granted but everyone else think's you are a jerk

I wish I could stop sayin Jammer is a jerk in some way or form

 

[Platypus]

Granted. Now you call him a foo' and call him out for getting his grill up in here. He busts out karaoke, and you die.

I wish for a frenzied tourmaline to conquer the earth and turn it into a fax machine.

 

[Yomi-no-Kuni]

granted, but the guy who gave you the frenzied tourmaline didnt know what it was, and gave you tomato soup instant

i wish everyone knew what jammer wrote to the voice actress in the "crystal confirmed?" thread, (cause it rulz ^^)

 

[Jammer]

Granted, but um, not, because you said "crystal confirmed?" and not "Krystal Confirmed?".

I wish for Alesia to tell me yes, Krystal is a playable character.

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted but they are lyin

I wish PPL WOULD PM ME

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Okay, your pm box soon fills with tons of people saying "1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111"

I wish that I could be a mod.

 

[Florida]

Granted. However, you'll soon be banned for power abuse.

I wish King Dedede's side special move isn't what it is.
(I can predict teh corruptions! ;o)

 

[Jammer]

Granted. His down special move and up special move are swapped.

I wish for this room temperature hamburger I'm eating to taste better.

 

[Yomi-no-Kuni]

granted, but thats cause you just bit the part someone spat on :D

i wished i had something warm to eat, cause i´m hungry...

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but you're so hungry that you can't get up and make it to the food.

I wish that the BCS would go away.

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted they come back again two seconds later

I wish different ppl would PM me

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but they're admins. banning you.

I wish that I was small enough to live inside an atom.

 

[Jammer]

Granted. You die inside an atom. Nobody hears your screams.

I scream for ice cream!

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted urine flavour

I wish I was in brawl

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but the ice cream is rum raisin.

I wish I could bleach my whites with substances from my pancreas.

 

[Jammer]

Granted, but EW!

I wish for Pustulio not to commit suicide. Hang in there, buddy.

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but, the Wyoming influence forces my hand to move a knife into my chest.

I wish I were alive.

 

[Jammer]

Granted. You're alive. But now you're totally depressed and suicidal. Again.

I wish that every time I answer the phone, it wouldn't go, "We're sorry, you call did not go through. Please hang up, and try again. This is a recording."

That is so annoying.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, you are a zombie and can't move.

I wish that the world was trianglular!

 

[zigzaghakr]

granted you stab yourself on one of the pointy bits

I wish that i was not tired

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but you can no longer sleep.

I wish I had a nice glass of cider.

(By the way Jammer I'm not suicidal, my town is.)

 

[Jammer]

Granted. Oh, you said "cider", not "spider"? Sorry.

I wish Pustulio knew that I know he's not suicidal.

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted but no-one else does

I wish no-one would reply to this

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but since noone could reply to grant it without..um...replyng, it's imposssible for that wish not to be corrupted.

I wish that I could shapeshift into anything, I can live a normal life, and that noone tries killing me, that using the ability doesn't hurt, the ability lasts forever, I can't get stuck on a certain shape. Also, I can change instantly and easily.

 

[Jammer]

Granted. While practicing your shapeshifting, you shapeshift into a cow, which is too stupid to realize it can shift again. Moo.

I wish to be happy for the next 1,000,000 years, then die.

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but the world ends after 999,999 years so you are left out in space.

I wish that scouts looked at knuckleball pitchers more seriously.

 

[Jammer]

Granted. They try to keep a straight face. But then they crack up.

I wish Pustulio liked soccer more than baseball.

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but that causes a tear in the space time continuum and we all die.

I wish that my grandpa was still alive.

 

[Jammer]

Aww, I'm sorry Pustulio. Okay, granted. You're grandpa's a total jerk though.

I wish all my grandparents were living.

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but, they all break in half and try to eat you as they are the living dead.

I wish that I had a 4.0 GPA.

 

[Gkryptonite]

Granted, you are moved up to a smarter class that is way out of your league, and noticing your stupidity, you are sent back to where you were in the first place

I wish to see SAW5

 

[Beno]

Granted, you are now in SAW5 and get torchured like the rest of them!

i wish...
for a map

 

[Jammer]

Granted. Your map is a map...of a cat. (An anatomical chart, really, but even physicists get that wrong sometimes.)

I wish for a medium-sized bag of Reese's Pieces. Also, please don't pronounce "Reese's Pieces" like "Reesee's Piesees." That's just wrong.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but that particular bag was infected with rat poisoning.

I wish that more of the n00bs that come here and get really high posts counts would be like jammer. His post count got up really high, but he still is a really good poster. I WISH FOR MORE LIKE HIM!

 

[Dark_Ermac]

Granted, but the forum server overflows and dies.

I wish Brawl Beta was available for download!

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but it is elegal and you are soon hunted down by the government.

I wish that I had perfect vision.

 

[Dark_Ermac]

Granted but now you have horrible hearing.

I wish Brawl Beta was released for download by Nintendo!

 

[Symphony X]

Granted, but your Wii crashes and you never get to play it.

I wish everyone applied the rules of grammar when using the internet.

 

[47drift]

Granted, but you read it all as bad grammar. Or shall I say, "U readed all it as badder grammar."

I wish the phone would stop ringing...

 

[Jammer]

I wish that more of the n00bs that come here and get really high posts counts would be like jammer. His post count got up really high, but he still is a really good poster. I WISH FOR MORE LIKE HIM!

Aww, I just wanted to say thanks, Mr.Lombardi.

Granted, but now you phone is broken.

I wish more noobs on the forums were like me.