Wish Corruptor

[DemonicShadows]

Granted. They're all new pies, but explosive to the touch.

I wish I knew how to host a tourney.

 

[Tera253]

granted, but no one shows up.
I wish for 3/4 of 100 pies, thus meaning 75.

~Tera253~

 

[petre]

granted, but someone misinterprets and gives you 100 pies that have a 1/4 pie-sized bit taken out of them.
i wish people would come to my house when they say they will. (NO MORE JOHNS!)

 

[Starmanclock]

granted, but someone misinterprets and gives you 100 pies that have a 1/4 pie-sized bit taken out of them.
i wish people would come to my house when they say they will. (NO MORE JOHNS!)

Granted but they all are Hermaphrodites.

I wish for every video game character in brawl.

 

[petre]

granted but then there are so many it takes 786 hours to load the character select screen every time.

i wish my wishes would come true.

 

[pikachun00b7]

Granted, but you don't have any wishes.
I wish.....logic will collapse.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but some guy named "logic" collapsed.
I wish the penguin in pikachun00b's avatar died.

 

[petre]

granted but then someone stuffs it and mounts it on your wall so you always have to look at it.

i wish brawl was released tommorow and i got it and there was nothing wrong with it.

 

[ti83pop]

Granted, but you....spontaneously combust.

I wish for 74 pies.

 

[petre]

i would grant it but i just got done spontaneously combusting.

i wish i would revert to normal.

 

[Tera253]

granted, but the process takes 4 years.
I wish for 76 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but they spontaneously combust.
I wish for all spambots in the world to spontaneously combust.

 

[Tera253]

Granted, and the world lives happily ever after except for the dorks that make those things.
I wish for 77 pies.

~Tera253~

 

[pikachun00b7]

Granted but the pies eat you.
I wish I was 1337.

 

[petre]

granted. you are now the number 1337, and you cannot think, see, feel, or worst of all, eat.

i wish i got 400 bucks for free.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but I get a 1000% money granter fee.
I wish I had a magical device that could record my videos and immediately post them on youtube.

 

[petre]

granted, but it can only record for three seconds, then you have to get new batteries for it. and they are a special kind of battery only produced for custom orders in a factory in japan, so it takes a week to ship one over.

i wish i would get 1000% of 400 bucks.

 

[Citrussed]

Granted, but as soon as you recieve it, it disappears.

I wish nothing bad happens to this wish.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but now you are in a coma.
I wish for a special battery custom made in a factory in japan.

 

[petre]

granted but its not for your recording device. in fact, it doesnt fit ANYTHING.

i wish my money wouldnt dissappear.

 

[Tera253]

granted, but it becomes worthlessbecause of inflation.
I wish for 78 pies.

~Tera253~

 

[eat my voltorbs]

More pies?

For every one pie you wish for from now, I shall kill you

I wish all the wishes after mine are to be corrupted

 

[Tera253]

okay... sure...
as a direct result though, Tera wishes for another pie.
I wish for 79 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[gogogobaby]

Okay but your pies taste like superglue and are sticky like superglue.

I wish for straight A's in school.... ....and.... ....79 golden, rainbow, cluck cluck bunnies.

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[KoopaTroopa]

Okay but your pies taste like superglue and are sticky like superglue.

I wish for straight A's in school.... ....and.... ....79 golden, rainbow, cluck cluck bunnies.

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You get the A's and the 79 golden, rainbow, cluck cluck bunnies...

BUT then the curse of the CLUCK CLUCK begins to take place and makes everything opposite!
The A's turn to F's and the golden cluck cluck bunnies turn to... Well, you know! ;D

I wish I had a really big porch, 40 Cats with claws, and a set of really big hats... So I can scare anyone who walks past my yard!

 

[petre]

granted, but then the cats claw the hats to shreds and then get lost on your big porch, because its too big.

i wish for a year of vacation from everything.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

Granted, but "everything" means, everything, including air.


I wish I had the Smash skills to be the best in the world.

 

[Tera253]

you do but it's the world of Mars.
I wish for 80 pies. (whoa, it's that far already?)
~Tera253~

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but they all explode for no reason whatsoever.

I wish I had a "BMW" a.k.a Mercedes Benz

 

[Tera253]

granted, but you have to pwn 7 ultra-n00bs first.
I wish for... can't thin of it. what was it going to be?
oh yeah! I wish for 81 pies. (like anything's gonna change)

~Tera253~

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but you might have something sleeping with you tonight.

I wish for something good to happen.

 

[petre]

granted, but then it goes wrong.

i wish for an infinite supply of air.

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but it magically floats off somewhere for no reason.

I wish for 5 boxes of pizza. yum XD

 

[gogogobaby]

sure but XD stands for eXtra Dip and you really don't want to know what the dip is.

Wish = I don't want your dip.

 

[TakDragon7]

ok...XD

I Still wish for 10 boxes of pizza now XD

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but they are from a place that just failed its health inspection.
I wish that I had my essay finished.

 

[KokiriEmblem]

Granted, but it will take untill 2064 to finish it. You're teacher will still accept it.
I wish Nintendo would somehow release an expansion on Melee.

 

[thecheat]

Granted, but it makes you a terrible player

I wish I had a cave nearby to explore

 

[petre]

granted, but you enter and are eaten by bears.

i wish i had all your possesions.

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but they all got taken away by noobs cuz they are homeless people and can't get anything for themselves.

I wish that my bro was gone for good.