Wish Corruptor

[SilentSheik]

wish granted, however pikachu somehow used destiny bond on you so i guess you die.

i wish I had an infinite supply of Arizona green tea

 

[KokiriEmblem]

Wish granted, but my friends and I love that stuff. So,
we whined at you untill you gave it up.
I
wish I could walk on hot coals without pain or harm.

 

[Starmanclock]

Granted, but you have no feet.

I wish for Immortality.

 

[petre]

granted, but when someone shoots you, you dont die, you just go through a heck of alot of pain.

i wish today was tommorow.

 

[Jx31]

Granted however, that is the day you die.

I wish I could blow the world largest bubble made of chewing gum,

 

[SilentSheik]

granted, however the bubble bursts on your face and you suffocate

I wish Disney Channel didn't suck so much.

 

[Kalmetam]

Granted, but it went off air the next day

I wish I had a beagle!

 

[SilentSheik]

granted, but it has supermegahyperuncurable rabies and it tries to bite you

I wish I my nippples went through my shirt like C.Falcon

 

[Kalmetam]

Granted, but an idiot punched them into your stomach, now your shirt can actually go in your stomach instead of out.

I wish it was my birthday

 

[petre]

granted, but everyone forgets that its your birthday.

i wish cookie. (no, that is not an error.)

 

[smashplayer16]

Wish granted, but since I have know idea, you will just get a cookie.
I wish for better grades in school.

 

[petre]

granted, you go from 30% to 40%, but its still failing.

i wish the people i smashed with weren't noobs!!!!!

 

[smashplayer16]

Wish granted, you play oldbies now and they suck.
I wish for peace of mind.

 

[SilentSheik]

wish granted, but everyone else takes a piece too

I wish that Shaft and Chuck Norris would duke it out

 

[Tera253]

granted. Chuck Norris wins, and then roundhouse kicks his way into Smash Bros Brawl.
I wish for 83 pies?

EDIT: yep. 83 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[Kalmetam]

Granted, but they all got burnt

I wish I was a famous celebrity

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Hello Britney Spears!
I wish for a wii so tera253 can't have one

 

[petre]

granted, but then she steals it and youre left without one.

i wish for ice cream.

 

[plasman]

your wish is granted, but it melts before you can eat it.

I wish for a winning lottery number.

 

[Tera253]

granted but it was yesterday's winning lottery number.
I wish for 84 pies.
(PM Tera if you want to know what's up with all the pies)
~Tera253~

 

[TJK1997]

Granted but before you eat the Pies the pie eater comes eats all the pies and shoots you

I wish that you can bring people back to life.

 

[Kalmetam]

Granted, but they die a millesecond after they come alive
I wish... A stampede of goombas would come running into this thread!

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but the bear came and ate them all.

I wish that my brother wasn't such a little brat.

 

[Kalmetam]

Granted, but now he's a big brat
I wish I was in Brawl

 

[TJK1997]

Granted...AS THE HOME RUN CONTEST PUNCHBAG!

I wish that I was rich.

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but you wind up poor.

I wish for 50 cents

 

[smashplayer16]

WIsh granted now you have duplications of the rapper 50 cent following you around.

I wish I could just live up to these standards.

 

[plasman]

Granted but the word 'these' was left too vague and your wish implodes on itself from lack of clarity and the universe is destroyed.

I wish my next door neighbor's cats would stop treating our yard as a litter box.

 

[Kalmetam]

Granted, now they KNOW your yard is a litter box
I wish that I had a Lamborghini

 

[Cia]

granted, ur lamborghini model car was sent in the mail. (batteries not included)

wish: i wish Zelda had Peach's D-Smash

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but it was someone elses

I wish I had some more cowbell.

 

[Tera253]

granted, but it was mistaken for cowpie.
I wish fior 85 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but I accidently stepped on them all

I wish for something good to happen later in life.

 

[Tera253]

granted, but it's later in my life. I wish for 86 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but some noob came by and took them all for himself.

I wish that I had a corvette.

 

[TJK1997]

Granted but it blew up when you got it

I wish I had endless Pizzas

 

[Kalmetam]

Granted, but the pizzas were burnt
I wish I had a Beagle that was nice and beautiful.

 

[TJK1997]

Granted but it got shot.

I wish that I would become a mod

 

[Kalmetam]

Granted but you are the mod of a lamp
I wish it was more hot outside

 

[TJK1997]

Granted but it was so hot that you die

I wish that I got as many games as I wanted.