Wish Corruptor

[plasman]

I wish I had some more cowbell.

Lol, good call.

~

Granted, but all the games are copies of Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon. Google it.

I wish for...87 pies. Booya.

 

[TJK1997]

Granted but they blow up

I wish that I was the best SSBM player in the world.

 

[plasman]

Granted, but too bad that world is pluto. The poor ex-planet where none but the heartiest of asteroids dare challenge you. You are the king of the world.

I wish for a fish.

 

[TJK1997]

Granted but the fish dies because there is no water

I wish that I was the most famous person in the world

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but everyone hated you for you being famous.

I wish someone here had a pinto.

 

[TJK1997]

Granted but it was YOU!

I wish that I lived forever.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but you are stuck in a house underwater with no possible escape.
I wish someone on this site could beat me at smash 64.

 

[TJK1997]

Granted you meet Malva

I wish that there were no noobs on this site

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but this board got a lot more noobs

I wish that a cat would fall from a skyscraper.

 

[TJK1997]

Granted but it lands on its feet

I wish that I had a pancake

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but it got burnt while cooking

I wish for a eagle.

 

[TJK1997]

Granted but it does not move

I wish that Luigi was the main character in Mario games

 

[smashplayer16]

granted but the Nintendo company went under because of that,

I wish for a giant bird to fly on

 

[plasman]

Granted, but the giant bird has the giant bird flu.

I wish for 2 fishes and a dish to eat the fish on.

 

[TJK1997]

Granted but the Fishes kump away and the plate breaks

I wish that I will become a pro in SSB

 

[plasman]

Granted, but everyone improves with you and it feels like you haven't improved much.

I wish for a swish of the wand to fix my fish dish and for 3 fishes to replace my old fish.

 

[TJK1997]

Granted but right before the wand works it breaks

I wish that I was dumb

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but you wind up being smart anyways.

I wish that potatos had more good favors.

 

[Jx31]

Granted but you lose your sense of taste

I wish I could freeze time

 

[TJK1997]

Granted but you could only freeze time for 1 milsecond.

I wish that I could fly.

 

[Tera253]

granted, but you can only fly for 4.77 seconds before you have to land again.
I wish for the things Tera253 always wishes for: PIES!!! 87 pies!
~Tera253~

 

[plasman]

Granted, but they're all frog-liver pies.
I wish I had two wishes.

 

[petre]

granted, but you get double corruptions.

i wish for alot.

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but I burned it with a flamethrower.

I wish for a nice little cool puppy.

 

[plasman]

Granted, but you accidently get a mean huge lukewarm cat.

I wish to undo my last wish.

 

[TJK1997]

Granted but it undos your next wish

I wish for a dog

 

[Kalmetam]

Granted, but this wish is temporary for 2 minutes

I wish that Global Warming would stop

 

[TJK1997]

Granted FOR 2 SECONDS!

I wish for a 1000 page book

 

[AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin']

I'll grant you your 1000 page book, but it's filled page to page with pictures of the hottest man on man action you'll ever see. Also, you'll like it.

I wish for my very own ninja who won't turn on his master and chop my head off.

 

[plasman]

Granted, and you can be guaranteed this pimply, greasy haired, loud-belching, impolite ninja won't be turning anyone on anytime soon (especially his master). While he's insured up to and including a week after recieving that he won't chop your head off, that does leave a wide loophole for it to chop off your arms and legs.

I wish for someone to get that ninja some deodorant.

 

[Xsyven]

Granted, but it turns out that you were describing yourself.

I wish Plasman would stop refering to himself as a completely different person.

 

[TJK1997]

Granted but he refers to himself as an animal.

I wish for a Lion to kill someone that is not me nor my family.

 

[petre]

granted but its right after that person kills you.

i wish iewouasknviozgirj.

 

[Xsyven]

Granted. Congratulations on wishing for yourself to be an incoherent ******.

I wish to kill someone.

 

[HarryPotter]

greanted. yourself.
I wish for a bag of dope.
-HP-

 

[plasman]

Granted, when the police come up after you pop off a sweet trick on your new ramp with your skateboard and he asks "what's that?" and you say "that's dope", you are arrested.

I wish for a ballpoint pen.

 

[HarryPotter]

granted but it's leaky. I wish for an exploding gameboy.
-HP-

 

[plasman]

granted, it explodes in your face.

I wish for a leak-proof ballpoint pen.

 

[SilentSheik]

granted, it explodes the first time you use it

I wish Tag body spray really worked

 

[TJK1997]

Granted but NOT ON YOU!

I wish I could fly