Wish Corruptor

[plasman]

Granted, (chucks TJK1997 through the air) you flew.

I wish for a leak-proof ballpoint pen that was incapable of exploding.

 

[petre]

granted, but it runs out of ink before you even use it.

i wish i had 4 brand new n64 controllers that would never get loose joysticks.

 

[plasman]

Granted, but none of the other buttons work worth anything.

I wish for a leak-proof ballpoint pen that was incapable of exploding and came with extra ink.

 

[SilentSheik]

granted, but your arms were cut off

i wish i wish for one of those Panasonic Gamecubes you can find on ebay

 

[AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin']

Granted, but it'll only play japanese imports of the Cho Aniki series:

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games/10.php Enjoy!

I wish premarital sex wasn't a sin in the eyes of GOD.

 

[SilentSheik]

granted, but your wish causes everyone in the world to get AIDS and there's a 75% rise in teen pregancy, wtg

I wish i had 2000 terabytes of memory on my laptop

 

[petre]

granted, but theres no screen!

i wish for absolutely nothing.

 

[Gkryptonite]

Granted, now you can't breathe

I wish it wasn't so late and I could go to sleep

 

[TJK1997]

Granted but you get up 2 seconds later.

I wish for A Fox that does not eat me.

 

[AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin']

Granted, but foxes that don't eat you are gay and so everyone makes fun of you.

I wish it didn't burn when I pee.

 

[G&Wismyhomeboy]

Edit: too slow.

Granted, but now it freeeeeeeezes *shiver*

I wish I had a job.

 

[TJK1997]

Granted but you lose it in 10 seconds

I wish that I met God.

 

[G&Wismyhomeboy]

Granted but that's cause you just got run over by a cement truck.

I wish I made 360 million dollars an hour at my last job.

 

[AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin']

Oh you'll get your 2.778 billion dollars an hour, but due to the random influx in income and general economics, 2.778 billion dollars is now the equivalent of 1 big mac.

I wish my family hadn't forgotten me at that gas station 15 years ago.

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

Granted, . . .but a comet crashes on it


I wish for a wish


(wow, this is STILL here)

 

[SilentSheik]

granted,but u just used it

I wish I had diamond toe nails

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but they turn out to be copper.

I wish I had a chalupa.

 

[GameFreaking]

Granted but a band of ******** Black ******* of the Jewish Faith began a ferocious tickle fight with you, the chalupa being destroyed in the process.

I wish I had myself as a child for a brother.

 

[thecheat]

Paradox Time!!! Granted, but you were actually taken as a child into the current time, meaning he never grew up to be you, which means you don't exist. Cool wish, though.

I wish I was going whitewater rafting this weekend

 

[plasman]

Granted, but once you get there you come face to face with the fabled, the legendary...great whitewater shark that's only been recently confirmed as scientific fact. Then it frolicks out of the water and playfully eats you.

I wish I could juggle flaming scimitars.

 

[SilentSheik]

granted, but you must to it a light speed, don't slip up

i wish Link and Sora would have t3h moast huge batel evur

 

[TJK1997]

Granted for 2 seconds

A wish to be Mario

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but you turn out to be luigi.

I wish for some good scrambled eggs.

 

[plasman]

granted, but they're dragon eggs and momma isn't happy.

I wish the moon was blue.

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but the sun goes out so you can't see it.

I wish for balloons to never pop.

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but too bad, they pop anyways.

I wish for world domination. XD

 

[plasman]

Granted, but it's pre-teen pop-addicted girls that end up dominating the world because you failed to specify who does the dominating. OH NOES!

I wish the sun was blue.

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but it's still the same as God created it.

I wish for some nuggets

 

[Gkryptonite]

Granted, look in the fridge, it's that moldy thing in the back

I wish we could get a release date for Brawl right now

 

[MuraRengan]

granted, the release date is the day when brawl will come out

I wish i had a flying carpet

 

[TJK1997]

Granted but you fall off everytime you go on.

I wish to be a Ninendo character

Off topic-Hey Mura

 

[MuraRengan]

granted, you are a bob-omb 3.....2.......1........*ASPLODE*

I wish i had a 100000000000000000000000000000000000000 ft tall cheezit

Off Topic: sup TJK

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but it is 1cm long

I wish for a magic carpet ride. lol

 

[KokiriEmblem]

Granted, but it overshoots and you are trapped with Keebler
elves and no tooth paste. This = death. lol!
I wish I had world domination!

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but you take over a little town.

I wish for some chocolate

 

[plasman]

Granted, but it's actually poop.

I wish the moon were made out of barbeque spare ribs, so I could eat it. Heck! I'd even go for seconds...then polish it off with a tall, cool budweiser.

 

[zyroqwa]

Sure, but the man in the moon gets to it first. And since your on the moon your beverage spills.

I would like a pen that wouldn't run out of ink(and wouldn't give disease).

 

[plasman]

Granted, but the ink is so bad it always clots up and your pen is useless.

I wish for...a golden ticket.

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but the ticket blew away and some guy accidentally stepped on it.

I wish that I had a million pizzas.

 

[Gkryptonite]

Granted, you are buried in all those pizzas, you can't breath, you can't move, and you can't drink. You have to go the bathroom and piss on pizzas.

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl that looked good I would call her