Wish Corruptor

[MuraRengan]

granted, you grow 5 inches, you are now 5 inches tall
you bacome a baller but not a shot caller
you get a girl who looks good, you call her and hear her having sex

i wish the world was pyramid shaped

 

[Cia]

Granted. The world is now shaped like a pyramid, but theres no gravity so everyone just slips off the sides.

I wish smash boards would become poke boards again

 

[Gkryptonite]

Granted, but now it features Jigglypuff, and the song is only Jigglypuff singing that song of sleeping, everything is pink with gayness

I wish I could press start and pause real life

 

[pezaddict]

granted, but you can only pause your own life, not everyone elses, and when you do, the button breaks.

I wish I had an infinite number of wishes.

 

[KokiriEmblem]

Granted, but under the Genieva Convention (pun fully
intended) you can only get a maximum of three wishes
granted and all those who exceed the limit must serve
time as a genie.
I wish that pro skaters could do even 1/10 of the stuff
in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater.

 

[Tera253]

granted but it sucks. I wish for 88 pies. (it's been a while)
~Tera253~

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but I ate them all. Muwhhahahahaa! XD

I wish for a whopper.

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but it gives you kuru.

I wish for a Custom Character option in Brawl.

 

[plasman]

Granted, but it becomes washed out and no one uses it after a while like other custom character options in most fighting games. (Unless of course you're talking about customizing existing characters and not making one from scratch...if that's the wish, then that one is granted but all of the customizations suck!)

I wish Midna was in Brawl.

 

[Tera253]

greanted, but it's a Mii.
I wish for 89 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[Gkryptonite]

Granted, you have 89 pies. But it took illegal aliens to make them, and you get busted by the FBI for owning illegal aliens.

I wish someone would explain irony to me......

 

[Tera253]

granted. ironicallty, your brain can't process it. I wish for 90 pies!!!
~Tera253~

 

[Zook]

Granted. You now have 90 feet. Great wish.

I wish that I was dead.

'Pie' is the Spanish word for 'Foot'

 

[SilentSheik]

granted, you die and are sent to a dimension where you and the most annoying member of your same sex share a 120x120 in. room

I wish tera would lose all that weight from those pies

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but Tera gained more weight than before.

I wish for some good hamburgers.

 

[Tera253]

granted but you gain all the weight that used to be Tera's.
I wish for 91 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[TakDragon7]

Yum *rubs my huge belly filled up with pies* lol
granted but I threw them all away and felt bad that I did. lol

I wish for...uh...a...limo.

 

[Tera253]

granted, but you crash into a tree.
I wish for 92 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but I eat them all yet again...lol

I wish that a tree would fall on my bro.

 

[KokiriEmblem]

It has, but you missed all of the excitement.
I wish that I liked anchovie pizz, OR my dad didn't.

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but you liked pepperoni with sausage pizza.

I wish that I ate all of Tera's pies.

 

[Tera253]

granted, but it was the wrong Tera.
I wish for 93 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[Gkryptonite]

Granted, now where to put all those pies,
hey look, some hobos are starting to steal all those pies

I wish for 1 pie with no disease in it

 

[MuraRengan]

granted, but you get dairrhhea

I wish tera would share her pies with me

 

[Zook]

Granted. You're sharing 1,000+ feet with Tera now.

I wish for a sandwich, BUT before I make tha wish I cast a level 26 Wish Anti-Corrupter Spell (Highest level!), so my wish can't be corrupted

 

[pezaddict]

Granted, but the level 26 Wish Anti-Corrupter Spell is actually a spell that removes your lungs, stomach, and ears.

I wish that the original Meteos would be remade exactly as it is for the DS, but with a wifi mode.

 

[MuraRengan]

granted, but nobody likes it

I wish I had a kiler whale as a pet.

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but it soon died.

I wish for some tacos.

 

[Tera253]

granted, but Tera thought they were pies, so she ate them.
I wish for 94 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[Red Exodus]

Granted, but Red Exodus stuck his balls in all them, American Pie style.

I wish for shemale girl friend [work mindgames!]

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but it's a male.
(Ok Tera...time to go down with your pies)
I wish I had 1 pizza.

 

[Red Exodus]

Wish granted, but your pizza is actually a beacon for aliens and predators and Earth comes under attack from the said ETs. =p

I wish my wishes wouldn't be corrupted.

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but wishes get corrupted anyways.

I wish I had 2 pizzas.

 

[Red Exodus]

Wish granted, but your pizzas become possessed and eat you.

I wish I couldn't make wishes.

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but you do anyways.

I wish for 3 pizzas.

 

[Tera253]

Granted, but Red Exodus suck his balls in all them, American Pie style.

I wish for shemale girl friend [work mindgames!]

you just said you suck your balls (bold) lol. better change it before anyone else notices.
that aside, Granted TD7,

but you drop them. I wish for 95 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[Red Exodus]

What are the odds, that has to be the worst typo in typo history.

Anyway, wish granted, but you get 94 pies instead.

I wish I was poor.

 

[Tera253]

granted. now you live in an undersized UPS box.
(oh, and no offense was intended by pointing out the typo)
you know what I'm going to wish for by now right?
here's a hint, it starts with 96, and ends with pies.
~Tera253~

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but they all appear in my belly.

I wish for 4 pizzas. (Tera, you are acting too weird)

 

[Tera253]

greanted but they appear in MY belly. I wish for 97 pies. (3 away from 100)
~Tera253~