Wish Corruptor

[Tera253]

granted, but the number 7 will follow you. FOREVER!!!
I wish for 82 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but noobs pwned the pies

I wish I could have some money in my empty wallet. (I couldn't think of anything else )

 

[gogogobaby]

granted but alongg with the money a THOUSAND n00bs appear and you have to play against them.

Now for my wish. I wish for a secret code that lets me play as a glitched up character, with disjointed hitboxes, that lets me pwn anybody even the best smash player in the world and for free pizza

 

[SilentSheik]

wish granted, but this character has 999% all the time

I wish poeple would stop saying sonic is in melee

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but somehow sonic appears in there anyways.

I wish I had a huge bottle of pepsi.

 

[KokiriEmblem]

Your wish is granted, but wait!
It's Coke.
I wish that King Kong stayed on his little island.

 

[SilentSheik]

wish granted, but you've just been deported to that very island

i wish i had a mind controlled controler for maximum combo ability

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but the n00bs got a hold of it and broke it.

I wish I had a computer that wouldn't lag.

 

[smashplayer16]

Wish granted, but somebody took the peices of the computer apart and scatterd them around the world.

I wish I can fly.

 

[SilentSheik]

wish granted, but you have 30000000 ton feet


I wish i had a lifetime supply of warm krispy kreme donuts

 

[smashplayer16]

Wish Granted, but of course they get stale.
I wish that I had a great Kung Fu instructor to train me.

 

[SilentSheik]

wish granted, but your first lesson is to survive 100 kicks to the testicles

I wish I was Isai <_<

 

[thecheat]

Granted, but since I have no idea who Isai is, you automatically get torn to ribbons by a radioactive Hodag.

I wish I could freely mutate my DNA to be able to take on any shape, form, or superpower without being able to be caught for government research

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but you forget what you look like and you can never be yourself again. FYI Isai is a proffesional ssbm player. I don't even play the game and I know that.
I wish I was King(the ssbm player)

 

[petre]

granted but you can never replace the real King, so you become a clone of the real King, and one day you see each other, and he punches you in the nuts for being a clone of him.

i wish it was april already...

 

[smashplayer16]

Wish Granted, but spring break has been cancelled. I wish I had all the wishes I wanted.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but they are all corrupted anyway.
I wish for a pizza, fresh from a certified pizza hut; the toppings are cheese and sauce; nothing is spoiled.

 

[SilentSheik]

wish granted, but you don't get to eat it. i do. right in your face. =P

I wish i could eat moore pizza

 

[thecheat]

Granted, but you have no tongue.

I wish I had a truck, a nice place on theTate's hell state forest coast, and an extra 4 grand lying around.

 

[petre]

uhh....ok? ...but you die.

i wish for lots of chocolate.

 

[SilentSheik]

wish granted, but it's dark chocolate, and dark chocolate sucks

i wish for 1337 hax0r skillz

 

[KokiriEmblem]

Wish is granted, or... ...what?
It's Bush thinking you're a threat to national security.
I wish I had three pairs of golden, rainbow
cluck cluck bunnies.

 

[SilentSheik]

wish granted, but people will think you're extremely wierd

I wish I had one of those japanese Gamecubes.

 

[smashplayer16]

Wish Granted, but didn't I tell you I stole it, know bodies going to believe that a wish granting genie did it, so you are under arrest.

I wish I had time to do my daily agenda.

 

[Starmanclock]

Granted, but it is in a language no one understands.

I wish for a 16 foot sonic figure.

 

[smashplayer16]

Wish granted, a 16 foot Sonic.........................burger figure(not edible)
I wish that I was perfect

 

[EralisAwesome]

granted, but by acheiving perfection you trancend the plane of human existance. im not really sure what that entails, but goodluck

i wish i could find invincible 40 and 41, and that my comic book shop would remember what is on my pull list.

 

[Starmanclock]

granted, but by acheiving perfection you trancend the plane of human existance. im not really sure what that entails, but goodluck

i wish i could find invincible 40 and 41, and that my comic book shop would remember what is on my pull list.

Granted, but the comics are in a crappy condition.

I wish for Wolf to be in Brawl.

 

[Kalmetam]

Granted, but he dies in 1 millesecond after you use him.

I wish Bowser was faster!

 

[petre]

granted, but he is weaker than mario.

i wish i could have a good day at work.

 

[Kalmetam]

granted, but the next day you get fired,

I wish I had a 99 Flat Screen TV's on my wall!

 

[smashplayer16]

Wish granted but you only have local channels(no cable)
I wish I never existed.

 

[thecheat]

Granted, but by never existing, you never existed, so you are incapible of doing ANYTHING.

I wish, I wish I was a fish.

 

[smashplayer16]

WIsh Granted

You are a fish a dead one....................look out for that shark...............ooooh.......ouch that had to hurt.

I wish I had a good looking girl as a friend, so we could build our relationship up not girlfriend.

 

[thecheat]

Wish granted, but she's my girlfriend, and you must also go to punctuation school.

I wish I had an apalachicola oyster boat.

 

[smashplayer16]

Wish granted, but since I have no idea you will have to settle for a raft.

I wish for knowledge

 

[thecheat]

Granted. But you have a stroke the second after you get it, and it causes you to lose the knowledge.

I wish for a faster internet connection.

 

[smashplayer16]

Wish granted you had slow internet net connection and now you get fast internet connection the problem is..........that I stole this connection, but knowbody is going to believe a wish granting Genie stole it.......you are under arrest

I wish I was aborted.

 

[Jx31]

Granted, but your soul gets reincarnated as an female ant

I was I could wavedash like the pros.

 

[petre]

granted, but you can only wavedash to the right for some reason, and constantly find yourself flying off the edge at insane speeds.

i wish this pikachu would die already!!!!!!!!!!!