Wish Corruptor

[Pat Stinkerson]

paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat stinkerson here!

granted! but your an *******!

i wish someone would go to the north atlanitc-new long island thread and read my post and accept my challenge to a stinky doodie money match for seventeen grand!

 

[Tera253]

greanted, but you die before the event.
I wish for 69 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Granted, but you drop them all.

I wish for a new Nintendo Gamecube Controller.

 

[Pat Stinkerson]

granted, but i took a nice diareeha on the controller before i gave it to you

i wish to ccrrapp my pants

 

[M]

*Grows limbs back*

^^^You do, that's disgusting, end of corruption.

I wish I was the only person to see the next Brawl trailer

 

[agentli]

Granted, but then people go crazy and get the idea that if they claw out your eyes, they could experience it for themselves, so that Sunday night, you're sitting in front of the computer and suddenly a loud a gruff knock comes shattering at your door, breaking the spellbinding silence befor....

I wish for a hot dog

 

[Pat Stinkerson]

wish granted, but your poopie smells like a black stinkie crapppppppp

ssssssssssstttttttiiiiiinnnnnkkkkkkyyyyyy dudies 4 lyfe



i wish i could laya nice fart that smellls up san fransico

 

[Tera253]

granted, but the stench kills you too.
I wish for 70 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[M]

Granted, but the pies are 1/70 of a regular pie size.

I wish for a pun.

 

[petre]

granted. but i cant think of one now, so you have to wait till later to hear it.

i wish i could fall asleep...

 

[M]

granted, but not until I hear my pun.

I wish Petre would hurry up with that pun....

 

[eat my voltorbs]

Granted.........Pun

I wish Pat Stinkerson would drink his own urine, but he would just get off on that wouldn't he?

 

[M]

Granted, but in addition to that you also get off on it.

I wish I knew more pro Smash players......

 

[eat my voltorbs]

Granted, but the Smash players are pros, but they don't **** around, for every match they beat you in they take one of your limbs, and hand them to me.

I wish I didn't have to do this gay assignment

 

[M]

(Good thing I won every match)....

Granted, but then you become lazy, trying to get out of all assignments, and fail your exams.

I wish pants never existed.

 

[eat my voltorbs]

Granted, but as a reslut everytime you walk out into the street people begin burtsing into laughter and you must put up with me beside you, pointing at you and saying 'look a C O C K but much smaller'

I wish the I didn't have a cold

 

[Deathreaver780]

granted, but now your in the restroom alllllll day and have diarea (however the hell u spell it)


I wish for lots of naked girls all around me wanting sex.

 

[Tera253]

granted, but they're naked girl monkies.
I wish for 71 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[M]

Granted, they are made from the faecies of those naked girl monkeys.

I wish people were nice to me all the time.

 

[petre]

granted. they peacefully give you a quick death.

i wish i could think of a pun.

 

[M]

You do but keep it secret, especially secret from me... **** this corruption!!

I wish there was food in my fridge right now.

 

[petre]

granted, but its all over 100 years old.

i wish i won the lottery.

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

granted, but its all over 100 years old.

i wish i won the lottery.

Granted, but your prize is a horny Nun with saggy breasts and a vagine that hangs like the sleeve of a wizard (omg Borat quote)

I wish I had a gamecube

 

[M]

Granted but noone will sell or lend you any games.

I wish there was a Pikmin 3 for Wii.

 

[petre]

granted, but it is released only in a small city in japan.

i wish this thread went on for 1000 pages.

 

[M]

Granted, but only if printed onto a small notepad.

I wish I had plane tickets to that small city in Japan.

 

[petre]

granted, but the plane is a two seater and you have tickets for seat #3.

i wish i had that small notepad so i could predict all your wishes.

 

[M]

Granted, but you accidentaly confuse it with the one that has all of our previous wishes on it, so all of your predictions are wrong.

I wish the plane had a third seat (on the inside).

 

[Deathreaver780]

granted, but its broken intentionally and u fall through the floor of the plane to your death.


I wish I could do the narrative guy voice.

 

[petre]

granted, but you annoy people so much following them around narrarating their lives that they kill you to shut you up.

i wish my car could fly.

 

[M]

Oh, it fies all right, but you have no control over where it goes, and it flies over an active volcano. The flight shuts off and you plummet to your death.

I wish I had a loyal legion of evil batmonkeys!!

 

[petre]

wtf!?!?!? fine, its granted, however since they are evil, they betray you, and carry you away to the island of evil batmonkeys, where you are tortured with evil bananas for the rest of your life.

i wish

charlie the unicorn was my best friend.

 

[eat my voltorbs]

Granted, but i kill Charlie and mount his genitals on my maantlepiece

I wish for a large evil banana split

 

[Tera253]

granted but it's poison.
just to piss off Sargent_Peach...
I wish for 72 pies.

(Falco>Peach)
~Tera253~

 

[DemonicShadows]

Granted, but all of the pies are half rotten.

I wish FE Wii came out sooner in America.

 

[Tera253]

it does but it sucks. I wish for 73 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[DemonicShadows]

Granted but the extra pie is a nuke.

I wish my Zelda was as good as my Sheik.

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Granted, but your Zelda isnt good, because your Sheik suddenly sucked.

I wish for 500 buddies on my buddy list.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but they're sexual predators.
I wish I had a request in shadowbane graphics.

 

[Tera253]

you do but it closes down beore you can react.
I wish for the usual, +1. that's 74 pies for those of us who can't count.
~Tera253~