Wish Corruptor

[M]

Granted, but your *Metapod* is missing.

I wish Tera would hurry up and come back, so I can corrupt more pie wishes.

 

[Tera253]

granted. here she is.
I wish for 63 pies I think it is?
~Tera253~

 

[pikachun00b7]

Granted! but you wish for 64 pies next.
I wish I had a girlfriend.

 

[Tera253]

granted, but it's me (Tera253) and all I ever do is wish for pies.
on that note, I wish for 64 pies!
~Tera253~

 

[petre]

granted, but they are mud pies. (didnt feel like thinking of a big corruption for pies...)

i wish tera would just skip to infinite pies.

 

[M]

granted, but she realises it would take a lot of time and money for someone to post them to her, so she then goes back to her regular wishes.

I wish I never had to go to the toilet.

 

[eat my voltorbs]

Granted, though you realize that you accidentally consumed a Tingle earlier, and you proceed to pooping it out, the Tingle quivering with rage summons its map drawing skills and banishes you back into the hellish alternate dimension to which I sent you earlier, seeing my oppurtunity, I slit all the Tingle's throats and now you are now stranded forever....

I wish Meteor Master could never escape his grim fate

 

[petre]

granted, but then tingle draws another map that creates another dimensional flux, and you and meteor somehow switch positions, so you are doomed to his fate, and he escapes free.

i wish i could put the time back 5 hours.

 

[eat my voltorbs]

Granted but i kill you for corrupting my corruption, but not just kill you, I kill you with a magic time flux gun, causing time to reverse and sending MM back to his hellish prison

I wish Meteor Master would corrupt my wish (mwahahah)

 

[M]

Granted but I corrupt your wish and cancel your previous corruptions, thus I am saved.
I wish I couldn't be harmed or moved from the earth.

 

[petre]

granted, but in the year 2021, an asteroid will strike the planet earth, and while the rest of the world will have moved to mars, you will be stuck on earth to be struck by the asteriod. oh and your 'not being harmed' is corrupted so you get killed.

i wish my laptop wasnt broken.

 

[eat my voltorbs]

Granted, but your lalptop becomes beserk and eats you.

I wish Meteor Master's name was change to Tingle lover

 

[M]

OK, but I easily change it again, ha
I wish I was human again.

 

[eat my voltorbs]

Granted, but now you have no arms

I wish I got some goodnight sleep

 

[M]

Granted, but you better enjoy it, as you are shot in the face the moment you wake.

I'm typing with my face....

I wish for my arms to be returned along with the heart of eatmyvoltorbs.

 

[eat my voltorbs]

Granted but instead of stitching your arms back, i instead beat you unconcious with them and while you are knocked out i take my heart back.

I wish the Red Hot Chili Peppers came to my house and we had tea

 

[M]

^^^But you should already be dead because you woke up, so I'm alive with my arms back, and RHCP won't have tea with a dead guy, that's your corruption.

I wish for endless life

 

[eat my voltorbs]

I was shot in the face but i did not die, I'm like the villian from 007, he had a metal skull. So therefore i take you arms by force back and you lie unconcious on the ground.

Granted, although you must live a life with no arms

I wish I was uncorruptable

 

[Tera253]

granted, but you die immediately after making the wish, thus you die uncorrupted.
I wish for 65 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[Sully1113]

granted, but you eat them all, get so sick, and never want to eat pie EVER AGAIN!

world(planet earth) domination pleeze

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Granted, but you only have it for 25 minutes, then you get assasinated.

I wish for all of the video game sysetems, from the past and from the future.

 

[Sully1113]

graneted, but they are so valuable that people storm your house in the middle of the night and assasinate you

I want a coupon that get me free tacos at Taco Bell for life

 

[Tera253]

granted, but Taco Bell shuts down before youuse them.
I wish for 66 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[pikachun00b7]

Granted, but you wish for 67 pies next.
I wish I can breathe again.

 

[User Name]

Granted, but you only breath a rare gas found ONLY near the sun.
I wish I wished a wish that can be wished without being corrupted.

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Granted, but I declare today opposite day, so hahahahaha.

I wish that I had 10 more nintendo wiis that I could sell on ebay.

 

[Tera253]

grenated, but they only sell for 3 cents apiece.
I wish fior 67 pies!
~Tera253~

 

[M]

Granted but you didn't say who they were for and where they appear so I get the pies and eat them.

I wish those pies went down a little easier.

 

[zuloon]

You wish has been granted... those pies are in hell now lol

 

[M]

What's that, no wish? In that case instant death is the corruption.

I wish for a new hat.

 

[agentli]

Granted, but it get blown away the second it lands in your arms, causing you to chase it by crossing a busy road, getting run over and then severely mangled. ^_^

I wish Tera would stop wishing for pies

 

[petre]

granted, but then her evil twin logs on to her account and resumes where tera left off.

i wish someone would build a pizza hut next to my house.

 

[agentli]

Granted, but the aroma of the pizzas causes a mad rush of everyone in the neighborhood to come to the location, camping out on your porch, vandalizing the outside of your home, and eventually accidentally setting it on fire.

I wish there were no more wishes

 

[M]

Granted, but instead we just say we want things instead and get them somehow.

I 'want' the tastiest bag of chips ever.

 

[agentli]

Granted, but the sound from the popping of the opening of the chip bag causes a nearby mountain of snow to start rumbling down, creating a massive avalanche and effectively crushing you.

I wish for infinity

 

[M]

^^^ Don't you mean you 'want' infinity?
You get it, but infinity what? Exactly.

I 'want' Many new games.

 

[eat my voltorbs]

Granted but all the games you get are cheap imports involving mario in a luigi costume battling giant ******* with a cup and ball made of silicon, and like that movie 'Stay Alive' whatever happens in the game happens to you. And the giant ******* rip your legs off (not you arms because i have them in my trophy case) and hide it 'inside' you.

I want everyone to say wish again

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Granted, but I DON'T.

I want a nice leather couch.

 

[Tera253]

you get it, but you have to pay $2300 for it.
I wish form 68 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[petre]

granted. you now have taken the form of 68 pies, and you are eaten by all of the rest of us.

i wish my car would wash itself.