Wish Corruptor

[Tera253]

Sweet. my 1st kid's gonna be half-sexy (from the mother) the other half ugly (from the father) Granted. your wish is corrupted, and you lose the debate you have against me.
I wish for 51 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[eat my voltorbs]

Granted, but the pies make you vomit out your bowels

I wish i was able to not wish for a wish which is wishful thinkiing.

 

[eat my voltorbs]

Granted but by corrupting my own wish, it is completely invalidated.

I wish for disclipine (Arnold Schwazzenger voice)

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but you get your discipline at boot camp and get sued for impersonating a celebrity.
I wish for 52 pies so tera can't wish for them.

 

[petre]

granted, but, being so used to shipping pies to tera's house, the pie factory accidentally puts her address on the shipment, so she gets them anyway.

i wish someone would bring a pizza to my house.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted! Tera253 is your pizza boy(girl), but since pizza is technically a pie, she eats it.
I wish for a warm summer.

 

[sheepyman]

You do realize you have a variety of STDs now, Tera? And also, I put 200 dollars on me winning the debate . Or maybe you just want a Pikachu ditto MM in SSBM?

Anyways, granted, but it becomes so hot that you and your family die from the heat.

I wish someone would NOT corrupt this wish.

 

[Tera253]

granted. there's nothign to corrupt.
And, what does MM and STD stand for?
I wish for 52 pies by the way!
~Tera253~

 

[sheepyman]

MM stands for money match, and STD stands for sexually transmitted disease...like aids, herpes, the clap, etc.

granted, but they're your favorite kind of pie and you were hoping to see somoene try to make your day miserable.

HA I WIN

 

[M]

Hey!, you forgot to make a wish, so you lose and must forfeit your soul to me.

I wish that whenever Tera wished for a pie(s), one of her family members would die, leading to her death when she has none left (unless of course she commits suicide knowing she will die eventually)

 

[Tera253]

granted., but you never specified which Tera. I'm not the only one out there,
I wish for 53 pies~
~Tera253~

 

[M]

Fine, but when I had to go buy them for you I kept the receipt so I can sue you for the theft of 53 pies which are legally mine.

I wish that whenever Tera253 wished for pies, I would receive twice that amount of pies.

(Tera there is something seriously wrong with you if you corrupt this)

 

[petre]

alright, but once you get them you are forced to give half to tera, so you both end up with the same amount.

i wish i had something to put me to sleep...

 

[sheepyman]

actually tera ends up with twice as many.

granted, but you wake up thirty seconds later.

i wish i had a thousand dollars

 

[M]

You get that, and must pay the $999 postage fee

I wish for whatever I'm thinking of right now.

 

[petre]

you get it, but...oh, god...are you sure..??? you have a sick mind!!!

i wish...i didnt have to know what Meteor was thinking...

 

[M]

OK, but now you feel what I feel...... excrutiating pain!

I wish the pain would end.

 

[eat my voltorbs]

Granted but the pain is quickly replaced by the warm sensation of Tingle feeling you up

I wish the person who tries to corrupt this wish will recieve a cancer, one that is inoperable and lasts a long time

 

[eat my voltorbs]

Granted....AWWW DAMMIT!!!

I wish i didn't corrupt that wish

 

[Tera253]

yeah, you're stupid for corrupting your own wish.
I, on the other hand, wish for 54 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[Sargent_Peach]

Your wish is granted but, you cannot do anything else until you eat all 54 pies, thus making you gain lots of weight.

I wish my finger wasn't jammed.

 

[Tera253]

granted. it goes to your toes.
I wish for 55 pies.
(actually, Tera can eat a motherload, and she's as skinny as a rail.)
~Tera253~

 

[pikachun00b7]

Granted, but I ate them all *laughs maniacally at Tera*
I wish Tera will never eat another pie.

Spoiler

*laughs maniacally at Tera*

 

[Tera253]

granted, she'll never eat another crappy pie.
I wish for 56 pies!
(o, and pikan00b, watch your sig)
~Tera253~

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but they are so delicious, and have no nutrition you become so fat, that you can't eat pie.
I wish I had photoshop pro 7.

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Granted, but you get photoshop pro -7 haha.

I wish for a copy of the english version of ssbb, that was indestrucatble on my wii.

 

[sheepyman]

Granted, but your mom confiscates it until you're 30.

I wish I could punch people in the face through my monitor.

 

[petre]

granted, but i chop off your hand after it punces me.

i wish sheepyman would find a location for his tournament.

 

[pikachun00b7]

^ Granted, but the day of the tourny everyone gets sick(The bubonic plague II-coming to ruin a continent near you)
I wish Tera will stop talking about pies in general(real life or SWF).

 

[M]

Granted but she still eats them and types about them. ( you should have made it incorruptable somehow)

I wish Tera's pies came from my bowels.

 

[ti83pop]

Granted. Tera bugs you all the time to get them.

I wish that Tera would forget any word having to do with pastries of any kind, and that this wish is uncorruptable....not. Now corrupt the not....I mean don't do that. That would be bad :-).

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Granted, but now its my turn!

I wish for a smash tournament at my house, and I wasn't sick for it, or anyone else was.

 

[pikachun00b7]

Granted but no one came because everyone hates you.
I wish people will stop hatin' metalluigi.

~peace OUT!

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Granted, but now they hate you and love me!

I wish for some gold.

 

[pikachun00b7]

Granted but you stole it and you were arrested.
I wish I stopped the internet.

 

[petre]

granted, but it lasts only a fraction of a second and nobody notices.

i wish micorwaves cooked even faster!

 

[pikachun00b7]

Granted but you cooked your mom.

I wish I eaten Ash's pikachu medium rare.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but now team rocket tries to steal you.
I wish for a 2000 points wii card to buy virtual console games.

 

[pikachun00b7]

Granted but I stabbed you.
I wish i had jigglyppuff8's Wii.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

WTF!!!?
Granted but my n00b of a cousin beat you up because she is so fat and she squishes you.
I wish my n00b of a cousin sucked at everyting.