Wish Corruptor

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but it is duck hunt dog pie.
i wish I could play duck hunt.

 

[ti83pop]

granted, but you must play it with a gamecube controller.

I wish that I knew what I wanted to wish for.

 

[petre]

granted, but you find out you wanted to wish for a million dollars, and if you had known you wanted to wish for that then you would have gotten it, but since you didnt know then you dont get it.

i wish cookies werent so addicting.

 

[ti83pop]

Granted, but you find them utterly disgusting now....but your girlfriend/boyfriend (no offense either way) absolutly loves them and dumps you for hating them. Then you grow up lonely in a box with strangers throwing their soda bottles at you.

I wish for a million dollars.

 

[petre]

ok, you get a million dollars, but then every other living creature on the planet dies so you have no use for it.

i wish for something nobody has wished for.

 

[Tera253]

you get it but it is something no one wants either, and now you're stuck with it.
WISH: what do you think? it's a number that comes after 44, and it's in pies.
(45 pies)

~Tera253~

 

[Zook]

Granted. They all **** you and you contract BLBRRY AIDs.

I wish for th O RLY? owl.

 

[petre]

granted, but its in another thread.

i wish i knew what was up with all those owls...

 

[ti83pop]

You get 46 pies. With VD.

I wish for a number 3.

EDIT: Really late, but....it's kinda funny. hehe. ._.

 

[petre]

granted. its put in your name. too bad it makes one of the worst names in the world.

(ok, not really trying to be mean, that just sounded good...)

i wish i would remember to uncheck sigs every time i posted in this thread...

 

[ti83pop]

Granted, but that leaves you constantly staying up at night checking to reassure yourself that it isn't there. It consumes your life, you los friends and family, and die alone.

I wish for a field of flowers.

 

[petre]

granted, but you suddenly grow a massive allergy, have an allergic reaction bigger than the field itself, choke and die.

i wish for a corruption that doesnt lead to death.

 

[ti83pop]

Eternal Suffering. Too easy.

I wish for a non-lethal field of flowers...

 

[M]

Okay you get it but the flowers attract a deadly species of bee. They swarm over you and sting you to death.

I wish the next person wouldn't corrupt my wishes.

 

[petre]

ok, but the person after me is going to corrupt both of our wishes!!!!

i wish that the person after me corrupts the person before me's wish.

 

[Tera253]

granted. what?
I wish for 46 pies.

~Tera253~

 

[ti83pop]

Granted, but once again, your pie meter resets to 0....and you cannot wish for pies any higher than 46 anymore....MWAHAHAHA.

I wish for a Kashi bar.

 

[M]

Granted, but you must share 80% of it with me.

I wish pies didn't exist..., you heard me Tera.

 

[ti83pop]

Granted, but now clowns torment you in your sleep. Aka Tera.

I wish I will win my debate...don't corrupt this one :-D

 

[petre]

granted, but you never win another one in your life.

i wish i had cookies. oh, and root beer.

 

[Tera253]

you get them, but TEra also gets too many pies to count.
how many pies is too many pies? I don't now but I'm wishing for 47 of them pies.

~Tera253~

 

[sheepyman]

Granted, but they're mud pies.

EDIT: I wish for someone to corrupt my wish.

 

[M]

Granted, but you have also become corrupt.

I wish the next poster doesn't say anything.

 

[Citrussed]

Granted, but the poster just types it down.

I wish that the next person to corrupt my wish gets a deadly diesease thats not contagious.

 

[Zook]

Granted. I am actually your future self, genius

I wish for the worse possable thing to happen to me.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You got killed by being starved in the ocean while being forced to drink poison covered in amthrax. But the moment you died there was an even worse thing that could happen.
I wish my wii was the color green

 

[Zook]

Granted. Congradulations, with a Wii that color, you're going to be a virgin forever.

I wish that everyone on the forum hates me.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but now you have to go out on a hot date with tera.
I wish for a time machine that was broken.

 

[Zook]

****it, TERA?!?!?

Granted. The time machine short-circuts,giving you a 9,999,999,999,999-volt shock.

I wish that tera was madly in love with Foxpower.

 

[mario-man]

Nevermind!!!

 

[Zook]

You know, mario-man, I get an e-mail everytime someone makes a new post... >

Granted, but me being so nice snuck in and fixed it while you slept.

I wish that this thread would end now.

Granted. However, you did not specify what thread, and you closed the Megamall.

I wish for a fro'.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but it is pink.
I wish that I never made this wish(paradox).

 

[sheepyman]

Mine's the only one that is incorruptible.

Granted, but you're dead now because making that wish was your destiny. You never existed.

EDIT: I wish for Tera to be viewed as helpless.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but now all guys are girls and all girls are guys(nice goin' genius! Now i'm a girl).
I wish for super smash brothers melee and a gamecube.

 

[Tera253]

you get it but you're not too good. I wish for...
*searching for number of pies, be back in a sec*

~Tera253~

EDIT: found it! I wish for 48 pies.

 

[Zook]

Granted. They all appear in your *****.

I wish for the most horrible death ever.

 

[Tera253]

granted, but it's accompanied by Tingle.
I wish for 49 pies. hey! that's 7 x 7!

~Tera253~

 

[petre]

granted, but they are all the size of a pinhead.

i wish... uhh, that i knew something i wanted to wish for...

 

[Tera253]

you do, but you forget.
wow. I never actually thought I'd make it this far. you think I would have been banned afetr 21. anyhoo, I wish for 50 pies!!!
(here is for 50 more)
~Tera253~

 

[sheepyman]

Nobody was able to corrupt that first wish I made.

Tera, granted, but you had to sleep with me to get them.

Which means you now have AIDS, herpes, the clap, and crabs. Congratulations. You're also pregnant.

I wish for someone to corrupt my wish AGAIN.