Wish Corruptor

[Tera253]

it is, but it's $799, $100more than the Wiitarded PS3.
I wish for 34 pies (as if that wasn't obvious enough)
~Tera253~

 

[Sully1113]

You get an allergic reaction and go to the hospital

I wish that I had a tub full of chocolate pudding

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Granted, but once again, your pudding is made out of an elephant's ****!!!


I wish I had a copy of SSSB that was working.

 

[Tera253]

granted, but SSSB stands for Super Smash Sisters: Brawl, a Chinese rip-off of SSBB.
I wish for 35 pies of course!
~Tera253~

 

[Sully1113]

granted, but you dropped them on the ground, ate them, got a virus, and went back to the hospital

I wish that Tera253 would stop wishing for amounts of pie related food

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.you eat all of what she wished for and you choke

i wish for torrents

 

[Tera253]

for some reason, the wish failed. I wish for 36 pies now!
~Tera253~

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Granted, but you get 35 pies that you have to pay $32212.43 for.
I wish I was eating something salty right now.

 

[pikachun00b7]

Granted, but you were just giving a jar of refined salt.
I wish everyone posting above me gone blind.

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Granted, but its everyone but me.

I wish I owned a vending machine full of candy.

 

[pikachun00b7]

Granted, but the machine wan out of dark chocolate.
I wish more girls will join SWF.

 

[Tera253]

they do, you're just not looking hard enough. (if you read this post, you've seen a girl here)
I wish for 37 pies. (unless it's already been done)
~Tera253~

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Granted, but the pies are made out of boisonberry.

I wish for... a song.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but it is a song of nail scratching on a blackboard.
I wish I won an award for best forum signature.

 

[Tera253]

you do, but, like the rep system, it crashes so it is no longer displayed.
it's 38-pies-time baby!

~Tera253~

 

[ti83pop]

You get the pies, but all in your bosse's face. Unexpected?!

I wish for...nothing! And no, I don't mean nothingness.

 

[Tera253]

you get nothing for the rest of your life, and you starve.
I wish for 39 pies! never thought I'd get this far!
~Tera253~

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but the pies contain 1/39 of a magical potion each that will turn you into a boy.
I wish for a sandwich

 

[ti83pop]

(I wanna corrupt Tera's next post!)
Granted, but it's evil. And it gives you indegestion.

I wish x stood far a definate number every time being the same one. No matter what.

 

[Tera253]

it does but it, like everything else we learn in school, will never be used in real life.
I wish for the big 40! (pies, of course)
~Tera253~

 

[ti83pop]

Granted, but after you eat the 40th...or throw it, yourcounter resets to 0. GAME OVER. restart?

I wish for a perfectly normal chocolate bunny. Normal. and no bad stuff happening.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but it is very high in fat and you become obesse.
I wish for a wii remote.

 

[Citrussed]

Granted but then you find out the batteries are dead and the prices for batteries rise over millions.

I wish that I had a good idea.

 

[ti83pop]

Granted but the wrist strap beaks and flies into your Giant tv....made of diamonds, so it reflects back and hits you and impales you for your utter death/doom. I don't care, either or.

EDIT: Granted, but everyone ignores you...wait, what am I talking about again?

I wish for some plain water. No extra stuff, not to drink, not to go anywere, not a HUGE amount, no rotting, and no flooding, just....like, a plain bottle of water.

 

[Citrussed]

Granted, but you hold it above your head, and it breaks causing you to be wet.

I wish I had a book.

 

[ti83pop]

Granted, but it's about bottle's of water.

I wish for oatmeal. The good kind. And not so much.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but it was prepared by a monkey.
I wish for a nunchuck.

 

[ti83pop]

Granted, but you don't get the cord.

I wish for 40 bowls of oatmeal. Not prepared by a monkey. Or anything wrong done to/by/with/on/(insert preposition) it

 

[agentli]

Granted, but it rains down on you without mercy (think of it, 40 bowls of oatmeal rained down on you)

I wish for good pair of working sound canceling earbuds

 

[Tera253]

they work, but when you took them off, someone cranked up the volume secretly. when you put them back on the enxt time, they blast out your eardrums, but still work perfectly well nonetheless.
I wish for 41 pies that... just 41 pies! who needs parameters?
~Tera253~

 

[petre]

you get pies, but they all go bad if you dont eat them in the next 41 minutes!
i wish i could concentrate on what im supposed to be doing instead of posting random stuff like this here...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

"granted but you go to harvard and become a successful millionare" wait a second! where's the corruption?.......ahhh! here it is "but your life is an empty shell because you didn't have fun"
I wish for corruption in my next wish(paradox!!!)

 

[Zook]

Your wish was failed to be granted.

I wish for anal sex with Matt.

 

[Tera253]

you get it, but one of you had AIDS, so you both dies 25.284591 seconds later.
I wish for 6 weeks worth of pies, 1 per day! (that's 42)

~Tera253~

 

[petre]

what is it with you and pies? fine, have your pies...but matt is the one that baked them, and he cut his hand while making it, and his blood dripped into the pies, so you got AIDS as well, and youre going to die at the end of the 6 weeks.

i wish i never have work again.

 

[Citrussed]

Granted, but you die because the only food cheap enough for you is those AIDS Pies.
So.. you die too either way.

I wish for something that doesnt have to do with AIDS.

 

[M]

Granted, but everything else had AIDS so you get nothing.

I wish I had AIDS.

 

[Tera253]

you do. you die. congrats.

I wish hands down for 43 pies.

~Tera253~

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Granted, but they're poisoned pies.

I wish I was awesome.

 

[Tera253]

you are... compared to the dog from Duck hunt.

I wish for 44 pies.

~Tera253~