Wish Corruptor

[CHUK]

Granted but se is in a vegistative state

I wish I didn't feel bad for F3ST's grandma being dead

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but, then your mom dies.

I wish that some *******s wouldn't give me - rep. for no apparent reason.

 

[Knome]

Granted but, then your mom dies.

I wish that some *******s wouldn't give me - rep. for no apparent reason.

Granted, But I give you no rep.

I wish that I wasnt fat.

 

[Bolshoi]

Granted, now you are anorexic.

I wish I had a better computer.

 

[Marthmaster92]

granted, but it blows up the first time you turn it on.

I wish I could get a nintendo wifi adapter.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but your wii, computer, DS, TV, and Parents(j.k. ) blew up

I wish that I had a large bag of sour cream and onion chips that weren't spoiled and I was able to eat it all and it wasn't endless. (corrupt that!)

 

[Bolshoi]

I'll bite

Granted, but only 2% of the bag is sour cream & onion, the other 98% is stale, green, barbeque flavored

I wish I had basketball skillz.

 

[The Killer Yoshi]

Granted, but you're so good, nobody wants to play with you.
I wish it was Christmas again.

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but, because nobody knew it was Christmas you don't get gifts.

I wish I had a turkey sandwich.

 

[Bolshoi]

Granted, but you're standing in the middle of a pound full of hungry dogs.

I wish my brother would get me a Wii as his present.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but he smashed it with a hammer first.
I wish the next shipment of Wiis were out now.

 

[GameFreaking]

granted, but i had sex with every one of them.

i wish Spider-man quit being a super hero and began a musical career playing in a jazz group call "The Bad Luck Badgers"

 

[Tera253]

they are a failiure. I wish I knew why I referred to myself in 3rd person everywhere but he... oh wait--I'll keep it simple: I wish for 16 pies. YA GOTTA LOVE IT!!!
~Tera253~

 

[The Killer Yoshi]

granted, but all of the pies are spoiled.
I wish I had some fried chicken right now.

 

[Tera253]

granted, but it spoiled with Tera's pies. I wish now for 17 pies, cince by now I'M SO DANG GOOD AT IT!!! HAAAA!!!!
~Tera253~

 

[The Killer Yoshi]

granted, but you never said what kind of pies you wanted, so you'll just get empty pie crusts.
I wish I had someone to play smash with.

 

[Rubbish]

Granted,but I kick your butt at it everyday.

I wish that Tera had 1,000,000 pies,to stop the amount of wishes we have to answer.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but now she starts wishing for cake.
I wish I had 15 wii codes right now

 

[Holy Ji]

granted, but you don't have a wii

i wish my ipod held 8 Gigs instead of 4

 

[nux23]

granted, but I got 30 freekin' gig

I wish I could at lest touch a wii(answer positive for +rep)

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but the mall cops suspected you of shoplifting so they handcuffed you and banned you from ever touching a wii again.
I wish that I had a time machine so I could travel to Brawl's release date.

 

[Tera253]

you do, but there is a line of 2,000 people waiting at every store. I wish for...
*searching for number of pies already used*

*number found*

*number = 18*

Ahh... I wish for 18 Pies!

~Tera253~

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but since you already have 1,000,000 pies, you get overweight and have to have gastric bypass surgery 9 times.(read post 6377)
I wish tera would stop wishing for pie.

 

[Monk/Honkey/Banana]

Granted she stops wishing and starts demanding
I wish I could post my which would you rather have invade your town Zombies or Hippies poll

 

[nux23]

granted, but mod bans u

I wish I could give people plus rep

 

[Ensee]

Wish granted, but now you gave so much plus rep you made the system not work anymore.

I wish I had a Wii.

 

[Tera253]

you do but you don't have any controllers.
guess what's coming? 19 pies! I wish for/demand 19 pies!

~Tera253~

 

[Bolshoi]

Granted, but they are inside an unbreakable glass box.

I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted.

 

[Ensee]

Granted, but you just wasted a wish.

I wish to be the first person to own SSBB.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but it's the lame beta version.
I wish I people would stop posting there sig here*glares at tera, holy ji, and nux*

 

[Tera253]

they do, but since Tera's was so small, it didn't even matter anyways.
coming up: I wish for 20 pies!!! HAHA!!
~Tera253~

 

[smashman90]

Granted, but there are angry wolverines inside the pies and are trained to kill you on site. I wish for uhh, that the whole world gets attacked by land sharks.

 

[Pure of Heart]

Granted, but since the sharks have no water, they die as soon as they touch land.

I wish I wasn't so tired right now..

 

[nux23]

granted, but it's bed time


I wish pokemon was cool again

 

[LightningBlade]

granted but Yu-Gi-Oh does too
I wish i had a Wii

 

[jigglyppuff8]

granted but its defective.
I wish I had a penny right now.

 

[Starmanclock]

granted but its defective.
I wish I had a penny right now.

GRANTED: You an ocean of penny, but you drowned in your cash.

WISH: Immortal life.

 

[Tera253]

but then you are burned forever and ever since you can't die.
I wish for 21 pies!

bring on the lucky 21
~Tera253~

 

[Starmanclock]

but then you are burned forever and ever since you can't die.
I wish for 21 pies!

bring on the lucky 21
~Tera253~

Granted, but each pie is filled with a deadly venom, too dangerous to eat.

I wish for World Domination...

 

[LightningBlade]

Granted, but rebels kill you
I wish i had a Wii