Wish Corruptor

[The Killer Yoshi]

granted, but he suddenly goes broke.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

 

[Endurance]

granted, but he suddenly goes broke.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

Granted, but as soon as your about to post it, you forget it.

I wish I could crush a beercan on my forehead.

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

granted, but you go off showing your new ability and end up crushing all beercans and rid the world of all beer

i wish that i could go to japan and steal all of the latest technology

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but, when you get there the Japanese become cavemen.

I wish I had a nicer ***.

 

[DemonicShadows]

Granted, but pedophiles are attracted to you even more.

I wish for a candy cane.

 

[Dark Yoshi77]

Granted but its marijuana in disguise and it ends up killing you.

I wish the Christmas season would last longer.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but now people start accidentally accepting those "candy canes" and end up killing themselves.
I wish I had a pic of a kirby after stealing jigglypuff's ability

 

[DemonicShadows]

Granted but it has been KOed.

I wish I had a picture of a waveshining fox for my avatar.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but then everyone gets animated avatars and there is so much going on, that your computer crashes and you can never go to smashboards again.
I wish I had pokemon Pearl in English

 

[madskillz]

Granted, but when you get the game, you lose your DS and can't afford another one.

I wish I was invincible and would never get hurt.

 

[DemonicShadows]

Granted, but you eventually fall off a cliff and can no longer breathe. :D

I wish for better lungs.

 

[Emo Nemo]

you get the awsomest lungs in the universe, but with great lungs comes great responsibility and instead you blow out the sun >_<

I wish for a lollypop

 

[Dark Yoshi77]

granted but its not edible.

i wish for invincibility.

 

[Knome]

granted but its not edible.

i wish for invincibility.

Granted, But if you fall trip and fall down you become brain dead.

I wish for a new Wii!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but since your profile says you already have a wii, your old wii and wii mote dissapear due to a rip in the space time continum and you have to play all of your games and make your miis all over again.
I wish I had all of superdoodleman's videos compatable for a video mP3 player.

 

[Knome]

Granted but since your profile says you already have a wii, your old wii and wii mote dissapear due to a rip in the space time continum and you have to play all of your games and make your miis all over again.
I wish I had all of superdoodleman's videos compatable for a video mP3 player.

Granted but your MP3 player explodes and you must redownload them and buy a new MP3 player, but heres the catch, it takes a an eterinty to download!!!!

I wish I had a Pac-Man fever lunchbox!

 

[madskillz]

Granted, but you later find out its a rip off from Mexico and it breaks into a thousand pieces just by carrying it.

I wish for all of the cool games for my Wii.

 

[Dark Yoshi77]

Granted but for some unkown reason your wii won't read the disks.

I wish for a Bugrer King Whopper.

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but, it's spoiled

I wish for + rep.

 

[The Killer Yoshi]

hey! you beat me to it!

granted, but I want to give you -rep instead

I wish I was supreme ruler of the world

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but, you rule Pluto which is no longer a planet!

I wish that Killer Yoshi wanted to give me + rep instead of -rep

 

[Dark Yoshi77]

granted but i gave you -rep.

i wish for everything

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but then nothing exists

I wish that nobody would - rep me adn everyone would + rep me

 

[F3ST]

granted but the mods take away the rep system

i wish for 3 more wishes

 

[Endurance]

granted but the mods take away the rep system

i wish for 3 more wishes

Granted, but the genie take's them for accusing you of 'Cheating the system'

I wish christmas was today. >_<

 

[Dark Yoshi77]

Granted but u get no presents

* This post was made on my
Wii*


i wish aol didnt suck

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but since it is so good, it gets its own smash forums and nobody visits this website anymore(not even MIC_128).

I wish I knew why we say "ow" when we get hurt. (BTW: I know lots of smash 64 advanced moves) *hint*:think memory

 

[Arkengate]

Granted, but you forget everything else you know

I wish i had a job as a porn star

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but, you get AIDS from doing so many people and you die.

I wish that my wish wasn't corrupted so that the rep. system never goes away and I end up with more lights.

 

[T-major]

granted! but you turn into a half melted ice cream cone for no aparent reason.

I wish I knew how much wood a wood-chuck would chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood.

 

[Dark Yoshi77]

Granted...uh...but the wood chuck couldn't chuck wood.

I wish for nothing

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but, then you end up naked on the streets in the middle of January in Nova Scotia, Canada.

I wish that I wasn't a half melted ice cream cone.

 

[T-major]

Granted but, then you end up naked on the streets in the middle of January in Nova Scotia, Canada.

I wish that I wasn't a half melted ice cream cone.

granted! your two half melted ice cream cones

I wish for an endless supply of Pringles

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but they are brocolli flavored.
I wish that I got enough money for a gamecube, SSBM, 4 controllers, and a memory card.

 

[T-major]

granted! but on your way to the store, somebody mugs you and takes the money.

I wish I was really good at art.

 

[The Killer Yoshi]

granted, but you suck at everything else.

I wish I had a cheeseburger.

 

[MarioOverlord]

granted but its eaten by a runaway cheetah

I wish it was Christmas every day

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but you repeat the same day over and over and over and you are the only one who realizes it. (just like in the movies)
I wish that I had a USB cable for my camcorder

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

granted, but your computer breaks down

i wish that i could play WoW

 

[F3ST]

granted but ur account gets banned from haxing

i wish my grandma was still alive