Wish Corruptor

[Epsilon52]

granted but its to small for yur hand

i wish i could do a falcon punch in real life

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted. but you burn your arm

i wish i could doc punck in real life

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but yur arms neva returns to the normal size

i wish that i could shot shadow balls

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, you shoot yourself.

Twice. and then die three times.

I wish Epsilon had 500000 posts.

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but in return he had to take those posts from eevyone else so eveyrone has 0 posts


i wish that i could see through walls

 

[nux23]

granted, but u c yur wife cheating and commit suicide

I wish I had a computer the size of a rubix cube hat haf all knoweledge and could ot be deleted, lost, briocken, and anything that made the bnext post say (granted,but)

 

[Sighrax]

Granted but because of all your typos, it blows up.

I wish people would learn to type on the internet.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Granted, but 0 grammar errors on the internet is a sign of the Apocalypse. So way to go, we are all dead now.

I wish we didnt have to sleep.

 

[Captain Blue]

Granted, but due to lack of sleep, your face becomes so ugly that you are mistaken for a monster and forced to live in a cave with a blind grizzly bear.

I wish for a magic balloon and a friend.

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but the ballon and yur freind are so busy touching themsleevs that they ahve no time for u


i wish that veiwtiful joe was unlockable in dead or alive 4

 

[Captain Blue]

Granted, but he gets killed with one punch when played.

I wish I had the dancing banana as an avatar.

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but its nto pnut butter jelly time so he doesnt dance

i wish that it was pnut butta jelly time!

 

[Tera253]

it is, but its in a rotten sandwich. I wish for 12 pies. NOW THAT'S A DOOZIE!!
~Tera253~

 

[Captain Blue]

Granted, but you can no longer wish for any baked goods...except for muffins.

I wish Tera253 had unlimited pies so she stops making wishes for pies.

 

[marthsword]

Granted, but after eating all those pies she blows up from obesity

I wish the potbelly pig being shipped from virginia would arrive here right now

 

[nux23]

granred, it arrived....dead

I wish someone cold explain to me why ness rox

 

[marthsword]

Granted but in the middle of it my computer blows up and I don't finish explaining it!

I wish I didn't have to do my homework

 

[Captain Blue]

Granted, but they explain in Hylian.

Mario wishes that Peach had a D-Cup. (Some anonymous guy asked me to say it for him. don't ask -_-)

 

[marthsword]

lol. Granted but she gets kidnapped by luigi.

I wish I stayed sick for tomorrow.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.you still gotta got to school

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[Wave⁂]

granted, but ... ...'. ....... .... . .... ...., .. ..!

I wish Epsilon gave me my posts back.

 

[marthsword]

Granted but there is a malfunction, and the wish doesn't happen

I wish I were an amazing writer, and got first place in write with your power

 

[Sighrax]

Your wish is granted. However, the first place prize is a lifetime supply of erasers. You have nothing to write with anymore

I wish people wouldn't post their sigs in here O:-)

 

[nux23]

granted, but now u get neg rep

I wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish I did'nt have the iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii's

 

[marthsword]

Granted, but you still do!

I wish I had a girlfriend!

wtf? I posted 4 times, and it hasn't counted any of them!

 

[SharpandSever]

Granted, but you'll still never get laid.

I wish i had nintendo wii.

 

[marthsword]

I'm 12 years old you know! I'm not getting laid at this age.

Granted, but it get shipped to you, and they accidentally send you a super nintendo!

I wish I didn't have to wish because I can't think of something now.

 

[säpo.]

Granted, but I didn't have to grant because I can't think of nothing now.

I wish they get more than 27 Wiis December 8th

 

[Captain Blue]

Granted. They get 2000000 wiis, and they are all defective, so you have to wait for them ALL OVER AGAIN!

I wish there were more smash tournaments in the harlingen and brownsville area.

 

[säpo.]

Granted, but they misinterpreted 'smash tournaments' as 'stone smashing tournaments'

I wish for RIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEEER! (no, seriously)

 

[SharpandSever]

granted but they are all noobs, all have an entrance fee, and there is no payout.

i wish my falco does well tonite at smashfest

 

[säpo.]

Granted, but the Smashfest got closed.

I wish somebody granted my wish at page 418.

 

[ti83pop]

granted, but your wish caused people to be not lazy, and look at that page, so they all hate you.

I wish I had somebody my age around my house instead of these little 9 year olds running around. sigh. Wish this couldn't get corrupted :|.

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but....aww...pity....

I wish poster #6276 would corrupt this wish.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

WISH DENIED.

i wish poster #6275 would corrupt this wish

 

[Tera253]

you are poster #6275... *laughs*
I wish for... make assumptions that I'm at 13 pies now.
~Tera253~

 

[Koori_Renchuu]

Oh no, 13? the universe unravels itself slowly, thus ending existence.

I wish Friday 13th wasn't an unlucky day.

 

[Holy Ji]

granted, Friday the 13th became a lucky day, but every other day became unlucky.

I wish I had an infinite amount of uncorruptable wishes.

 

[Emersai_the_Prophet]

granted, but they only work when dealing in making your IQ lower.

I wish i had some chex mix.

 

[The Killer Yoshi]

wish granted, but the chex mix is covered with mold and cockroaches.

I wish I had a Wii.