Wish Corruptor

[nux23]

granted, but the usual happens, u get bored in the end, then comes eternal suffering

I wish stewie would finally kill lois

 

[Dragonstar101]

granted, but due to secret experements done in area 51, he pops out of the screen. becomes
a sentinent being and kills you, your family, your friends, your friend's friends, all of their mothers and fathers, and then last, and least, president bush.

I wish I could control wind, water, and fire.

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but earth kills you.

I wish i could control wind, water, earth and fire. (what now...)

 

[Rubbish]

Granted,but time changes your matter.

I wish for control over wind,water,earth,fire, and time.

 

[Captain Blue]

Granted, but you can't control your body anymore.

I wish the PS3 costed more than 1000$.

 

[Schweppes]

I wish I could have a million dollars, with no negative repercussions.

 

[DemonicShadows]

Granted, but it's foreign money.

I wish I was happy.

 

[Sighrax]

Granted, unfortunately you can't help but be happy with the fact that everyone around you is unhappy.

I wish this day of work was over already.

 

[Koori_Renchuu]

Granted, you sleep so soundly, you are the modern Rip Van Winkle.

I wish Bratz was cancelled as a toyline and show.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.they kill you

i wish for furi kuri

 

[Captain Blue]

Granted, but it becomes too graphically sexual to be shown anywhere in the USA.

I wish I found a magic balloon. (the P-Balloon from Super Mario World)

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted. it pops and deystroys the world

i wish for a wish

 

[Tera253]

It doesn't come true. I wish for 11 pies. NOW THAT'S A DOOZIE!!
~Tera253~

 

[Own3dGuerO]

Granted: You get 11 pies but they give you food poisoning.

Wish: I wish I knew what I will wish for.

 

[Captain Blue]

Granted, but you wasted your wish and I get two now.

I wish I had more magic balloons, and I wish that Fox became a baby fox in brawl.

 

[Own3dGuerO]

Granted: But Baby Fox bursts all of you magic balloons!

I wish I could see Happy Feet.


=[]!

 

[Dr_Twist]

granted but its a bad movie

i wish i could fly like a butterfly

 

[Own3dGuerO]

Granted: But you fly into a Bug Zapper.

I wish, Happy Feet wasn't a bad movie =P

 

[Dr_Twist]

granted but its 6 minutes long

 

[Sighrax]

STOP SAYING "YOU DIE HUHUHUHUH THE EARF EXPLODES!!!" you idiots are taking any kind of originality out of the game.

also, make a wish guy before me

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but i cant grant that.

i wish i could grant that.

 

[Dr_Twist]

granted but i didnt want you too so i kill you

sorry i forgot but not this time

i wish i could buy a goat

 

[Own3dGuerO]

Granted but the goat eats your underpants.

I wish my head would stop hurting X.x!

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but now u dont have a head

i wish that this annoying smokeythebear forest fire thingie majig above the reply to post box would go away

 

[Dr_Twist]

granted but a year later it came back


i wish its was a white christmas

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but now black ppl arent allowed to celebrate xmas..

i wish there was a check box on forms for race that said [black/white]

 

[Dr_Twist]

granted but everybody votes mexacin

i wish for a hammer

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but it turns out to be mc hammer the rapper

i wish video game music had its own radio station

 

[Koori_Renchuu]

granted but it's all MIDI all the time

I wish for a giant ice cream sandwich

 

[Wave⁂]

grantd, but i get to eat it.\

i wish my sister was emo.

 

[Own3dGuerO]

Granted but she's happy =P

I wish I had more dinner rolls.

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but they are stale

i wish that my post count went up in here.

 

[Own3dGuerO]

Granted but causes a Space Time Contioum.

I wish you didn't have wishes!!!

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but now u dont either.

-------.......umm.......crap....

 

[Wave⁂]

granted.

I wish i could edit mic_128's posts

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but now epsilon52 can make wishes

i wish that annoying's wish was never granted

 

[Rubbish]

Granted,but now I can edit Mic_128's posts.

I wish for the ability to see how you mess up my wishes.

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but it ur blind after u look.

i wish that i dont have to work at ihop tonight

 

[Wave⁂]

gratned, but now i can make wishes.

i wish this wish was granted by Earthbound360.

 

[Epsilon52]

umm granted but now u must get permission to make wishes from earthbound360

i wish i was earthbound360