Wish Corruptor

[Wave⁂]

granted, now....

i wish we were both EB360.

 

[Xx GuNz xX]

Granted, but EB360 was scheduled to die in a week.

I wish everyone would eat cake at the same time.

 

[Dr_Twist]

granted but every one hates it


i wish for more clothes

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but i get to wear it.

i wish i wasnt gonna die.

 

[Xx GuNz xX]

Granted, but you die from not dying.

I wish I had pie.

 

[ti83pop]

Granted, but it's in your face! haha. *that's a waste*

...I wish I wasn't so new.

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but yur still a newb with 325345235 posts..

i wish i had 18 rep bars.

 

[Xx GuNz xX]

Granted, but they're all red.

I wish I had 18 green rep bars.

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but now they trun red ^_^_^

i wish i dint die from not dying.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.my head hurts

i wish for forum advertising

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but only mic_128 can see it.

I wish i wasnt dead. please.

 

[ti83pop]

Granted, but due to the fact you aren't dead now, you are killed. Then brought back as a zombie.


I wish super smash flash was better....faster..both.

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but now Megaman jumps out, and shoots you cause that's his only dammmmm attack.

I wish i wasnt a zombie.

 

[nux23]

granted, you're just dead

I wish the nexp post granted my secret wish

 

[ti83pop]

It does, but it's a secret, so we forget what it was and undo whatever we did. Then give you a grilled cheese.

I wish the wii wouldn't need you to pay for internet after a few months...

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but the fee comes with the Wii nw.

I wish i wasnt dead nor a Zombie.

 

[ti83pop]

You are alive, but only with a half-life.

I wish annoying would live a happy life, and stop trying to not be dead .

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but he's annoying and will never leave you alone.

I wish viruses didn't exist.

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but now bacteria become protien based

i wish that vault energy drink kicked like amp energy drink for the same price

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but you can wink anymore.

i wish i could wink better.

 

[Monk/Honkey/Banana]

Granted but shortly after you lose your eyelids

I wish I wasn't grounded

 

[Knux]

Granted, but now you have been stripped of all of your worldly possessions.

I wish I had a DS and a Wii.

 

[Monk/Honkey/Banana]

Granted but they are broken and FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I had all my stuff back

 

[Captain Blue]

Granted, but then someone robs you and makes you their slave.

I wish I wish I had a fish.

 

[Sighrax]

Granted, your wish to have a wish has been heard. Since it is just a wish of a wish though, you get nothing.

I wish I had more free time.


Also, don't you guys get how this game works? You are supposed to corrupt someone's wish by having something RELATIVE TO WHAT THEY WISHED FOR GO WRONG. It's not that hard, people.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.you spend it doing "things"


i wish for the internet

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but its dailup

i wish that sighrax ould let me make him an uber sig!

(yeah ppl are always killing them off and like grnaetd but u die ...lame)

 

[Captain Blue]

Granted, but it turns out to be an Uber-BAD sig!

I wish for one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

 

[säpo.]

Granted, but WTF?

I wish that the o rly owl was my pet

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but he hoots at men and whistles at lil boys

i wish that 20 ciggerttes cost 1$

 

[säpo.]

Granted but they were bad quality

I wish that I made up a wish

 

[Sighrax]

Granted, you sure as heck made up a wish, even though that makes 0 sense.

I wish epsilon52 would make me a nice sig, even though LeX made me a nice one :O

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but epsilon has no idea what he wants in it besides cf

i wish that i knew what sighrax wnated in his sig

 

[Sighrax]

granted (it is a green captain falcon and i dunno just be creative and neato and do a little blue GW in the corner too) but he is very obscure about it

i wish i had more watermelon :/

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted. but its rotten

i wish i knew where boca raton was

 

[Tera253]

you do but you forgot. I wish for 11 pies, since that's what Tera believes she's on... (1st & 3rd person. intereseting) NOW THAT'S A DOOZIE!!
~Tera253~

 

[Captain Blue]

Granted, but you are stung by a swarm of sugar bees, and your mouth is now so swollen that you cannot fit the pies in your mouth.

I wish that Double Dragon, Battletoads, Strider, and Bionic Commando became games on the wii that were decent and I had access to them without dying.

 

[nux23]

granted, u have access, but u r not able to play them.

I wish someone would make a sig for me that had c.falcon, fox, young link, amd saumas

 

[Captain Blue]

Granted, but they are blocked out by spam!
I wish Billy and Jimmy Lee were playable characters in Brawl. I don't care if they suck or not.

 

[Sighrax]

Granted, but only one person ever can unlock them, and it's not you, sorry

I wish I had the power glove. It's so bad.