Wish Corruptor

[Captain Blue]

Granted, but you fall and break the rest of your body.

I wish that Beavis & Butthead, The Simpsons, Family Guy, and King of The Hill all fused together into a new show that didn't suck and didn't ever get cancelled, and that my tv won't break and I won't die. (corrupt that! HA!)

 

[Sighrax]

Wish granted, but on the way to a convention, all of the artists and writers for the show are mysteriously reported missing. The show only lasts for one season.

I wish that there were nicer people around me.

 

[Wuss]

Granted, but then the nice people are too nice and you end up killing yourself because they are soo nice.

I wish that I knew how to live.

 

[Captain Blue]

Granted, but now you don't know where to live.

I wish Wuss was my friend.

 

[Sighrax]

Granted, but he is also gay and hits on you and makes you feel uncomfortable at times.

I wish I had a healthy new dog that never runs away and will not bite or maim anyone.

 

[Captain Blue]

Granted, but it craps all over the carpet and has to be put to sleep.

I wish that I died. (can't corrupt that XD)

 

[Sighrax]

Granted, but you are revived as a zombie and then dezombified, only to go back to your boring life that you had before you were dead.

I wish that our government could get some issues resolved despite the "Lame Duck" status our president has recently been given.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted, he get a duck, roasts it and throw it in your face

i wish for a pet emo

 

[Captain Blue]

Granted, but then emo found tional and became emotional.

I wish I had a sponge.

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, it is filled with AIDS infected blood. so sorry.
I wish i was in LA.

 

[Captain Blue]

Granted, but you get killed in a drive-by shooting. I wish I wasn't rich.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

i wish captian blue made a wish and that i could post my sig

 

[DemonicShadows]

Granted, but that means that everyone else could as well...

I wish I had a Wii.

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but....
it malfuntions leaading o an explosion, settingg yourr house on fire, and thus all the other homes in your neighborhood on fire, and you are sued by every person on that block.

I wish i wasnt shot.

 

[Sighrax]

Granted, but you are stabbed.

I wish I had more money, less problems, and wouldn't spontaneously die. (getting killed is the weakest wish corruptor, please stop that crap)

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but you become fat, grotesque and suck at smash

i wish i was number 1 in smash in ga
(and did you not just kill someon...u had him stabbed) XD

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but now you have AIDS, and then contracted polio because your vaccine dint work, and now none of your limbs work, and because of more money, your have been accused and convicted of counterfeiting money, and now you are in solitary confinment in jail.

i wish i wasnt stabbed nor shot.

 

[Epsilon52]

granted, but now you have AIDS, and then contracted polio because your vaccine dint work, and now none of your limbs work, and because of more money, your have been accused and convicted of counterfeiting money, and now you are in solitary confinment in jail.

i wish i wasnt stabbed nor shot.

void cus i already answered hsi wish^)

 

[Sighrax]

granted, but now you have AIDS, and then contracted polio because your vaccine dint work, and now none of your limbs work, and because of more money, your have been accused and convicted of counterfeiting money, and now you are in solitary confinment in jail.

i wish i wasnt stabbed nor shot.

Granted, but you die of embarassment from a 4 stocking by Epsilon52

I wish Captain Falcon showed me his moves

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, the moves are on you. "falcooon....Pauuuunch!!!!!"

i wish i was alive.

 

[Tera253]

yu are, but you live wit Satan.
I wish for... I think it's 9 pies now. (doozie)
~Tera253~

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but you can never wish for more than 15pies

i wish that eveyrtime tera wished for a pie it would make his total number of pies wished for go down by 2 and his total number of days till he crashes the site up by 1.

 

[Tera253]

anyways, your wish happens, but goes void because Tera is a girl, not a boy.
as a result, I wish for 10 pies now. (doozie!)
~Tera253~

 

[Sighrax]

You get your 10 pies, but they are moldy and disgusting.

I wish Tera would stop being such an internet girl and reminding everyone of the fact that she's not a guy.

 

[Epsilon52]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!111 TOTALLY WORTH THE OFFTOPIC SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 LMAOOOOOOOOO
WISH GRANTED BUT TURNS OUT SHE HERSELF FORGETS SHES A GIRL AND GROWS A PEN15..
i wish that tera would act like a normal girl adn get a normal name...guys dont go around with bobmanchesthair06... (doozie)

 

[Wave⁂]

granted....but girls are....wierd....and confusing.....i mean, get up at 5:00 to do...stuff to get ready for school? come on.....

i wish tera was a pie.

 

[Volrec]

Granted but you all die lolol
Naw, just kidding, xD

Granted, tera is now a cowpie.

I wish the PS3 didnt suck.

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but tera owns all of them

i wish the ps3 blew up on when the owner turned it on

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but your the owner. whoops.

i wish Epsilon52 was a pie, too.

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but girls suck his jelly out all day and epsilon dies a happy pie

i wish ness was taken out of brawl

 

[Marthmaster92]

granted, but they put in moblin from zelda.

 

[Wave⁂]

i wsih Marthmaster had made a wish.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted, he puts a furry in your mouth

 

[säpo.]

Granted, but you didn't wish no wish

I wish it'd be hammer time right now

 

[Koori_Renchuu]

Granted, Unfortunately tis' time to Smack A Smiddle

I wish for world peace

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, now Bush is _____.

I wish for a perfectclone of myself. Note that when corrupting this, you have to take into account what i would/wouldnt do.

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but you and yur clone are so alike that you get stuck in the house playing smash all day and rot eventually
i wish that my sister wasnt dead

 

[nux23]

granted, If I could I would

I wish that I didn't lose to the new challenger dr.mario

 

[ninja232]

granted but you loose to pichu I wish i could be imortal

 

[nux23]

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