Wish Corruptor

[Love_Dove]

Granted, but a rabid-hobo flanks you and defiles it.

I wish that America would not be such an overweight country. o.0

 

[Rubbish]

Granted,but everyone dies from anorexia.

I wish that the Brawl was $10.

 

[Deathreaver780]

granted, but it was a prank

I wish I was good at photoshop

 

[Dragonstar101]

granted, but a personal image you made of yourself because you lost a bet becomes stolen. you are then made a celeberity by the theives and everyone in the entire world sees you as someone who looks like this...

i wish wavedashing would stay in brawl.

 

[Deathreaver780]

granted, but it never works

I wish I could get good at brawl really fast

 

[Dr_Twist]

granted but the game is broken

i wish i could dance really good

 

[Monk/Honkey/Banana]

Granted but everyone is jelious and wants to kill you

I wish I could fight dragons with my bare hands.....and win!!!

 

[Deathreaver780]

granted, but now ppl hate u becuz everyone likes dragons


I wish I had a gun with bullets

 

[Monk/Honkey/Banana]

Granted but the gun is fake

I wish I had ninja pants

 

[Deathreaver780]

granted, but they get stained and u can't wear them

I wish I was a VERY good acoustic guitarist

 

[nux23]

granted, you were

I wish for a really close tournament

 

[Monk/Honkey/Banana]

Granted but your not in it

I wish I had a grenade in my pants

 

[Dr_Twist]

granted but it doesnt explode................................BOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!! I GUESS NOT

I WISH MY REP WAS ALWAYS AT 400 POINTS NOTHING EVER HAPPENED

 

[nux23]

granted, but you die peace fully before you get there

I wish to wish a wish that no wish would ev er wished a wish will wish. wish

 

[Rubbish]

Granted.You Explode.

I wish that I could have 100 posts for the + repping.

 

[Monk/Honkey/Banana]

Granted but you get banned

I wish I could fly with the power of a thousand snakes!!!!(on a plane)

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted, i fused it with sudoku and you become.....
"snakes on a sudoku"

i wish i didint suck at posting

 

[Rubbish]

Granted,but you know suck at grammar.

I wish that MHB had a gun.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted, it does no damage,lol

i wish for "snakes on a sudoku"

 

[Monk/Honkey/Banana]

Granted so you get a Sudoku board...with snakes on it oh no!?!?!?!

I wish my gun given to me did 3d8 lethal dmg

 

[lime_backwards]

Granted, but they do not make bullets for it.

I wish the Wii would come out sooner.

 

[Monk/Honkey/Banana]

Granted but you can never get one because it's banned for being so great and wonderful

I wish my gun did 4D8 dmg and I had 1,000,000 bullets

 

[lime_backwards]

Granted, but you have nothing to shoot at.
I wish I had a Wii right now!

 

[Deathreaver780]

granted, but ppl are jealous u have one early and blow u up.

I wish that no wish could ever beat my wish's wish

 

[Tera253]

Us normal people get confused at what you mean and ignore it. I wish for (guess what?) 6 pies! (you know its a good one)
~Tera253~

 

[Monk/Honkey/Banana]

Granted but they are AIDs pies

I wish I had all the pancakes

 

[Koori_Renchuu]

Granted but you eat them all while on your couch and fuse with it.

I wish i were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

 

[Monk/Honkey/Banana]

But now everyone is in love with you and wants to eat you

I wish I had two bukerts of bananananana...nananana nut muphens

 

[Tera253]

They are poison. I wish for...

... ... ... ... ... ...

... ... ... ... ... ...

(drumroll) ...

you guessed it: 7 pies! (you know it s a good one)
~Tera253~

 

[Wenbobular]

...
Smashboards bans you for wishing for so many pies.
I wish I had no homework.
Scratch that last one. I wish YouTube would start working.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted. all the videos suck

i wish for less homework

 

[säpo.]

Granted, but then they started to plant homework in video games! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH!

I wish my Internet weren't strange

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted you still get spam with porn

i wish for a proxy server

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but, you only have it for .001 second and then it explodes!

I wish I was a fat kid!

 

[Monk/Honkey/Banana]

Granted your a fat kid...I hope your happy with yourself

I wish the thousand post game thread wasn't closed

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted, it becomes 1 million

i wish for loli

 

[SSBMasterFox]

Granted your a fat kid...I hope your happy with yourself

I wish the thousand post game thread wasn't closed

Me too....

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but its poisonous.

I wish for one million dollars legally found and kept.

 

[SSBMasterFox]

Granted, but you must pay 150% of it in taxes.

I wish everyone would +Rep me.

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, i corrupt "+rep" into neg rep.
so sorry.

I wish i was a polar bear.