Wish Corruptor

[SSBMasterFox]

Granted, but your anti-albino. You are easily visible in snow.

I wish I knew everything.

 

[Monk/Honkey/Banana]

Granted you know everything you know my shoe size, that one guys favorite food thousands of equations you know so much you commit suicide because your head can take all that info

I wish I had 3 super 1337 computers

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, they perform cyber-terrorism and you are now in jail for life.

I wish i was me more.

 

[nux23]

granted, but the more u the worse becuz.... I'm a hobo

I wish I didn't have diabetes

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but now you have AiDS.

I wish post count was enabled here.

 

[nux23]

yeah, me too

what ^^^^^^^^^^ whished for

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but it only applies to me.

i wish this was a post.

 

[nux23]

granted, it is

I wish more people would like bush and that I won't get neg repped for this wish

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but now you are neg reped because i dont like Bush.

i wish i had an idea.

 

[nux23]

granted, answer my wish,

I wish metallica would come out with a good cheap album that won't ever go out of stock or make me not like them(the CD is un loseable and unbreakable and can't do anything bad to me)

 

[Monk/Honkey/Banana]

Granted but your not the first to have it...I am

I wish I could kick you all in the nuts

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but, because of the damage you cause you lose your genititals and you can never have kids.

I wish I had some Fudge!

 

[nux23]

yay, reindeer fidge

I wish I had nunchucks

 

[Rubbish]

Granted,but you hit yourself so hard in the face you think your name is bub.

I wish that the bandit would be found(the thousand post game)

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, guess what (bet you saw this coming), it's YOU.

I wish i won the thousand post game and that my accaount is intact.

 

[nux23]

granted, but I don'y know what intact means

I wish I have a life

 

[The Mad Hatter]

wish granted, but while enjoying your new "life" you get herpies.

I wish I liked reality tv shows

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but no one else likes them

i wish you would visit my sigs site.

 

[säpo.]

Granted but someone h4x0red it

I wish he didn't h4x0r it

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, Bush did it.

I wish WMoF wasnt banned and that i could still use it.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted. but it stops working after 1 second

i wish for flcl

 

[Volrec]

Granted, but its acted out by human characters.

I wish Fox didnt look like a raccoon in Brawl.

 

[nux23]

granted, now he's a puppy!

I wish they wouldn't take y.link out of brawl.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted, they took fox out instead

i wish for time

 

[Tera253]

you get some but you use it by staring into space!
I wish for 8 pies. (you know its a good one)
~Tera253~

 

[Captain Blue]

Granted, but they are Prune pies that are sent flying into your face!

I wish Beavis and Butthead existed in real life and were fat guys.

 

[$nuggles]

Granted, but they are gangster now since hip hop & r&b are mainstream on mtv.

I wish I could travel to another galaxy.

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but you had to walk

i wish i had a safe ciggerette that lasted forvea

 

[Captain Blue]

Granted, but you are now addicted to beer.

I wish Family Guy was even funnier.

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but i no longer enojoy beer

i wish captian blue was permantly red

 

[Captain Blue]

Granted, but then you are banned

I wish I had TP for my bunghole.

 

[Wave⁂]

granted....i take it back and throw it at you.

I wish this was the 6113th post.

 

[Zook]

This message has been deleted

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted,he bans us all

i wish i could ban someone

 

[cllzzrd]

granted, but you baned yourself

i wish samus was invincible with lasers instead of missles.

(epsilon, did you read the book riddles of epsilon?)

 

[DemonicShadows]

Granted, but Samus is still not the ultimate character.

I wish I had the opportunity of playing more semi-pros.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted. i beat the crap out of you

 

[Wave⁂]

i wish mc-killa had made a wish, and stop posting his sig.

 

[Captain Blue]

Granted, but now he flames you for the wish.

I wish I had a wish that wished for a wish for a wish for a wish for an endless jar of pickles.

 

[Sighrax]

Granted, but the wish your wished for forgot what you wanted, so you got nothing. :/

I wish I could jump far distances without breaking my feet