Wish Corruptor

[Emersai_the_Prophet]

granted, but its a 51 year old korean man.

i wish i had halle berry for a gisha girl.

 

[The Killer Yoshi]

granted, but you get the 51 year old Korean man that I got.
I wish everyday was a holiday.

 

[Emersai_the_Prophet]

granted, but its st.patricks day (dont know if that corrupt for you but i love it F-yea)
i wish i could go to sleep

 

[Holy Ji]

Granted, but you will never wake up and in your dreams you will lose every SSBM match you play.

I wish I had a pizza.

 

[Monk/Honkey/Banana]

granted...but you can't eat it

I wish I had more pancakes than that one guy with alot of pancakes

 

[The Killer Yoshi]

granted, but you hate pancakes

I wish I could get an unlimited amount of Christmas presents and get everything I've always wanted.

 

[Monk/Honkey/Banana]

Granted but you trip down some stairs that you have always had your entire life and break your face open with all your stuff and your bleeding all over the place and your in the hospital and your like "Docter what can you do" and the Docter says "Nothing you gots a nintendo Wii in your eye and besides that...your dead"....

I wish I had a grenade

 

[The Killer Yoshi]

granted, and it instantly blows up in your face.

I wish I had warmer weather where I live.

 

[Emersai_the_Prophet]

granted, but there are no women there

i wish i had a better wish than this

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

granted, but because you wish for a better wish, the time paradox gets screwed up, causing millions of Micheal Jackson clones to appear and attack little boys

i wish i owned my own company and made millions of dollars

 

[Emersai_the_Prophet]

granted, but it all got taken when they found out you were the molester in a micheal jackson mask.

i wish i had a 6ft pen. (as in the writing utencil, not an abbr.)

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

granted, but the pen falls on you and kills you

I wish for a turkey sandwich that isn't going to attack me or kill me, or have mutated ingrediants, or anything, just a normal turkey sandwich

 

[The Killer Yoshi]

granted, but you choke on it and die

I wish I won the Lottery.

 

[Emersai_the_Prophet]

granted, but its only $5

i wish i could go to japan

 

[The Killer Yoshi]

granted, but your plane crashes on the way there.

I wish I had every Nintendo product that ever came out.

 

[Tera253]

you do, but they don't work. what do you think? Tera+wish=14 pies!!!
~Tera253~

 

[Captain Blue]

Granted, but then Mother May-eye appears and then bakes you into a pie and eats you.

I wish Scav and the mods and admins would wish here.

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

granted, but they wish you were banned, so you get banned

I wish I knew what I was talking about

 

[Koori_Renchuu]

Granted, but no one else understands you.

I wish for Cosmic Brownies.

 

[Emersai_the_Prophet]

granted, but they are all made of plastic.

i wish i had DSL

 

[DemonicShadows]

Granted, but it's even worse than whatever you have now.

I wish i had a pumpkin.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but it spoiled 5 halloweens ago.
I wish I was a moderator.

 

[Tera253]

you are but it's on a playstation site. I wish for 14 pies. NOW THAT'S A DOOZIE!!
~Tera253~

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but u r now unable to wish for more than 15 pies.

i wish that tera had 15 pies

 

[Tera253]

she gets them, but loses them, so she has to wish for 15 pies. therefore, I wish for 15 pies. (that one was just too good)
~Tera253~

 

[jigglyppuff8]

she gets them but they are cow pie and she can never wish for pie again.
I wish that jigglypuff was top tier

 

[Pustulio]

Granted, but now nintendo feels Jigglypuff is too powerful and removes Jigglypuff from the SSB series.

I wish I had a Mountain Dew right now!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but it is that limited edition crap.
I wish pikachu was bottom tier.

 

[nux23]

granted, but all tourneys r now low tier tourneys

I wish I didn't wish

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

Granted, but because of your wish, you can never come into The Wish Corrupter game again

I wish that I could live in a perfect world

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but, now the perfection of the world rips the space time continuum into shreds and you are left with Al Gore to talk politics in the depths of a white space.

I wish Mountain Dew Pitch BLack would make a comeback.

 

[The Killer Yoshi]

granted, but a single bottle costs $999,999,999,999,999,999,999

I wish Brawl was out now.

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but, because it was rushed a malfunction causes it to explode while inside your Wii and you can't get a new Wii.

I wish that my high school had a baseball team.

 

[The Killer Yoshi]

granted, but they suck really bad

I wish my Gamecube wasn't broken.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but it can only play XBox games
I wish I had a gamecube

 

[The Killer Yoshi]

granted, then it brakes (like mine)

I wish Winter Break lasted until winter ends

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but, now your parents decide you guys migrate and then winter doesn't exist and neither does summer.

I wish that I could get Red Steel right this minute.

 

[The Killer Yoshi]

granted, but someone robs it from you right after you get it.

I wish the post count wasn't disabled in the Forum Games.

 

[Dark Yoshi77]

Granted but you get bashed by others because you have a freakishly high postcount.

I wish that i have a chance to spend some time with the hot chic i see walking down the hallway at school.

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but, now you realize that she's first of all a guy who got a sex change and second of all it likes girls not guys.

I wish I had 1% of Bill Gates' money.