Wish Corruptor

[ti83pop]

She does. But you're still worse.

I wish for me old wish to be corrupted and not turn out the way it was intended.

(and by that, I mean corrupt it so that it is )

 

[Tera253]

granted, but you die.
I wish for...
*searching for # of pies, be back in a second...*
57 pies!
~Tera253~

 

[ti83pop]

Granted, but they're teraberry.
I wish for some more non-lethal or hurtful or in any way flowers. And that nothing corrupts.

 

[petre]

granted. then you die.

i wish i had a microwave in my room.

 

[ti83pop]

Granted. Then you die.

I wish these corruptions weren't so simple .

 

[pikachun00b7]

No I don't grant them and you die.

 

[ti83pop]

Wish granted. That's corrupted...I think

I wish Pikacunoob7's name was pikach00b7.

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Granted, but he left the site permanently after it was changed.

I wish for all junk food to be as healthy as good food.

 

[ti83pop]

Granted, but like all other eating wishes, you become bloated.

I wish MetalLuigi1209 wasn't bloated

 

[petre]

granted, but then he goes anarexic, and at the same time goes on a diet to remove the 'bloatedness', and ends up starving himself to death. (a.k.a. he dies.)

i wish someone corrupts this wish to make it better instead of worse.

 

[ti83pop]

Done. Then you dies. Not because of the wish, you just eat Tera's pie. Don't ask me why, you did it.

I wish Tera would stop wishing for pie.

 

[Tera253]

grnated. she stops for 3.214 seconds.
as a result: I wish for 58 pies!
~Tera253~

 

[ti83pop]

We//, j00 git tehm 8u7 vry1 strts tlkn leik tis.


Then you die.


I wish for Tera to stop wishing for pie forever.

 

[Tera253]

granted. she wishes for pieS, not pie.
I wish for 59 pies. (remember the s)
~Tera253~

 

[ti83pop]

Granted, but they're teraberry, once again .

I wish tera would stop wishing for pies forever.

 

[sheepyman]

Granted, but then she sleeps with you and gives you aids and herpes.

I wish I was 6'4''.

 

[ti83pop]

Granted , but everyone else is 6'5".

I wish tera would stop wishing for pies without her sleeping with me or giving me any std's or bacteria of any sort.

 

[pikachun00b7]

granted but sheepyman sleeps with you, and I got Tera's STDs
I wish the next poster dies.
EDIT: apparently I left SWF.

 

[Tera253]

granted, so Tera takes his/her place.
I wish for 60 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[M]

Okay, but there is an impenetrable, incoruptable barrier protecting all of the pies you will ever wish for so you can not eat them.

I wish for a pat on the back, for putting an end to Tera's pie eating.

 

[petre]

granted, but im holding a stake while i pat you on the back, and accidentally stab you.

i wish it was saturday.

 

[M]

Accidently?
Anyways it is Saturday, but noone else realises it. Therefore people treat the day like whatatever day it is supposed to be, and act like nothing changed.

I wish wish it was colder where I am right now.

 

[ti83pop]

Granted, but it's only because sub-zero came to town.

I wish tera would stop wishing for pies without anyone sleeping with me or giving me any std's or bacteria of any sort.

 

[Sargent_Peach]

Granted, but she got your semen from a tissue and is now pregnant with YOUR baby.

I wish tera253 would find something else to interest her other than pie, or pies, or actually, I wish she would never type "pie" or "pies" or even use the "P" button on her keyboard forever. Her post count is 75% PIE!

 

[M]

Granted but eventually pies are renamed to doodoo, and we have to put up with Tera typing about that instead.

And don't worry about stopping Tera's pie wishes if you read up a little I put an end to that.

I wish people would notice that perfect corruption.

 

[eat my voltorbs]

granted, but then suddenly you get hit by a meteor and it sends out a huge time flux which causes the world to collaspe on itself, effectively ripping you from the fabric of existence and erasing every action you ever commited, so therefore a massive universal paradox occurs and technically you never made that corruption.

I wish the i could kill Tingle!

 

[M]

Granted but because Tingle appears in most LoZ timelines, not to mention 3 of him in Wind Waker, you have only killed one and there are many Tingles left to get revenge and kill you with their superior map-making skill. Also they draw me a map to assist me in returning to our dimension.

I wish I could walk through walls.

 

[ti83pop]

Granted, but that's all you can walk thourgh. MWAHAAHA

I wish tera would stop wishing for pies or anything to do with them without anyone doing anything sexual to me/with me/by me (impregnating) or giving me any std's or bacteria of any sort.

 

[pikachun00b7]

Granted, but you got your mom pregnant.
I wish Tera will wish for 1471 pies.

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but, Tera's wish for pies is then corrupted.

I wish for all of youto vote Pustulio for best forum name.

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Granted, but then they cancel the awards.

I wish for a giant piece of delicious low-fat pepperoni pizza.

 

[Sargent_Peach]

Your wish is granted, but the piece is so big that when you eat it, you get as much fat was eating a regular pizza. Hah take that fatty. lol

I wish people would stop hating on peach players.

 

[Tera253]

they now just hate Peach.
I wish for 61 pies!
~Tera253~

 

[agentli]

granted, but they're ceramic pies so you can't eat them

I wish for the snow to go away.

 

[M]

Granted but you catch one final snowflake on your tongue, and it(and all other snow) becomes motlen lava, burning a hole in your tongue.

I wish Tera died once for every pie she wishes for, her next wish - 62 deaths!!

 

[Tera253]

Okay, but, like the Smash Team, she keeps reappearing in a little floaty thing every time she dies.
I wish for 62 pies! (Meteor Master, how did you guess!?!)

~Tera253~

 

[Sargent_Peach]

Granted, but for every pie you eat, you have to suck a ****.

I wish Tera253 would wish for enough pies to equal the amount of **** she has sucked.

 

[M]

Okay, but you realise that's gonna have to cost you your legs.

I wish people's wishes had nothing to do with Tera and her pies (its getting kind of annoying too)

 

[petre]

granted. but then tera is wiped from existence.

i wish this game would end.

 

[eat my voltorbs]

Granted, but since everyone posts on here and love it so much, when the game ends the posters are driven insane and go on a giant rampage, killing everyone and then they form a large mob to hunt you down for making this wish, they then proceed to tip lava down your throat and leave you body for the wolves.

I wish somebody would eat my voltorbs.