Wish Corruptor

[Starmanclock]

Granted, but it is broken.

WISH: I wish for ten sexy demonic girls to be here right now.

 

[LightningBlade]

Granted, but they bring you to the underworld to sell your soul and rot
I wish for a Wii

 

[Starmanclock]

Granted, but they bring you to the underworld to sell your soul and rot
I wish for a Wii

GRANTED: But it cost you your SOUL!

WISH: I want your soul.

 

[LightningBlade]

granted but you cant have it
I wish you cant corrupt my wish( u cant corrupt my wish of u not corrupting my wish)

 

[nux23]

granted for a moments peace

 

[Starmanclock]

WISH: I want the head of Nux23.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but you are found guilty of decapitation.
I wish I had every number of pie greater than 21 so tera can't wish for pie.

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

granted, but you mysteriously get killed... the murderer is later found to be tera

i wish for some new games for my Wii

 

[Starmanclock]

granted, but you mysteriously get killed... the murderer is later found to be tera

i wish for some new games for my Wii

Granted, but they are crappy Barbie games.

WISH: A killer robot

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but it can only kill ants.
I wish for a device that would un-corrupt all of my wishes.

 

[Starmanclock]

Granted: but it is broken.

I wish for all the spell books in the world.

 

[Tera253]

you get them but they are in a dead (in other words, not used) language.
Guess what's coming jigglypuff8?
time for 22 pies baby!
~Tera253~

 

[jigglyppuff8]

okay let's see how I can corrupt it...ah!: Your pies were made by a 5 week old.
I wish it was January 21,2007(Next Wii shipment)

 

[Starmanclock]

okay let's see how I can corrupt it...ah!: Your pies were made by a 5 week old.
I wish it was January 21,2007(Next Wii shipment)

Granted, but it is on the Muslim calander, (400 years from now)

WISH: A fountain that squirts blood instead of water.

 

[Tera253]

it does, but the source of the blood is you.
I wish for 23 pies now. haha!

(coming up next: 24!)
~Tera253~

 

[Starmanclock]

it does, but the source of the blood is you.
I wish for 23 pies now. haha!

(coming up next: 24!)
~Tera253~

Granted, but the pies is made out of your Grandmother's corpse.

WISH: A swimming pool of blood.

 

[Tera253]

The source of the blood is from you and your family.
WISH: 24 pies. (going on for 25...)

~Tera253~

 

[Starmanclock]

The source of the blood is from you and your family.
WISH: 24 pies. (going on for 25...)

~Tera253~

Granted, but those are the last pies in the world, and a mob kills you for it.

Wish: The blood from Tera253 given to me that is not infected by HIV or AIDS.

 

[Tera253]

Tera: *appears covered in uninfected blood* you called?
I wish for a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, and a pie!
(that should be 25)
~Tera253~

 

[Starmanclock]

Tera: *appears covered in uninfected blood* you called?
I wish for a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, a pie, and a pie!
(that should be 25)
~Tera253~

GRANTED: But the pies are alive and hate Nintendo.

I wish now Terra253, to be stripped from every vile blood drop into a pool, though the blood cannot be infected with hiv or aids.

 

[Tera253]

granted, but Tera253 (with only 1 r) is still alive.
consequently, there shall be pies!!
(I wish for 26 pies)
~Tera253~

 

[Arkengate]

Granted, but they are made with the fresh diarrhea from a fat mans toilet...

I wish Tera (the girl above me) would die! AND say why they are obsessed with pies!

 

[Starmanclock]

Granted, but they are made with the fresh diarrhea from a fat mans toilet...

I wish Tera (the girl above me) would die! AND say why they are obsessed with pies!

Granted, but no one misses her.

I wish for the perfect glass for her fluids.

 

[Tera253]

you get it, and that's what its meant for, but Tera ain't too willing to give them up.
I wish for... *counting on fingers* 15... 4... 12... 42... 19... 26... 27, 27 pies!! MUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!! *cue maniacal lauhgter*
~Tera253~

 

[thecheat]

Granted, but the pies were made by people with spit gland problems

I wish I was a giant octopus

 

[Arkengate]

Granted, but you are to be immediately used for genetic testing and animal abuse survey's and..bad stuff like that!

I wish I could get laid tonight, by a very good looking young adult female without any STD's

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but she is very annoying and I mean very annoying
I wish for a fresh cheese pizza.

 

[thecheat]

granted. but the pizza is made from monkey milk cheese.

I wish the world was a better place (Arkengate!...)

 

[Tera253]

it is but Tera is still around. I wish for 28 pies!
~Tera253~

 

[Emersai_the_Prophet]

granted, and you will love them too!
i wish i had unlimited pies that are all delicious with nothing extra or hidden in them, and i could eat them whenever i want without fear of them eaing me back or something going wrong so that i could not eat my DELICIOUS PIES!

 

[Tera253]

granted, and you enjoy them. But, since they are flawless, Tera wishes for 29 of them!
(WISH: 29 pies)
~Tera253~

 

[Emersai_the_Prophet]

granted, but only i can eat the flawless pies.
i wish i didint have to do a 3000 word essay on the difference between thinking and daydreaming.

 

[Tera253]

you don't, but you get a 0 on it.
I wish for 30 pies, which means I've posted here 30 times!
~Tera253~

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but you get pie poisoning(reference to deadly water poisoning incident)
I wish for a fully functioning, bright, new, in a box capture card for free.

 

[Tera253]

it gets baked into one of Tera's pies.
I wish for 31 pies!
~Tera253~

 

[hockey007]

granted, but the baker misread it and gave you the value of 31 pi
I wish that I could stop time

 

[Tera253]

you do but it stops your life too. I wish for 32 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[UFO Flan]

Your wish is granted but all the pie are filled with blood. I wish for a pony!

 

[Tera253]

you get it but it is made of pie... Tera's pies!
I wish for 33 pies!
~Tera253~

 

[jigglyppuff8]

granted but they were donut flavored and homer simpson was the deliverer.
I wish that super mario world was out for the virtual console on the wii.