Wish Corruptor

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Granted, you go to rehab, and this one guy thinks you're evil Lincoln with the biggest stash of crack.

I wish mashed potatoes had a better taste. (seriously, that white goop lacks flavor)

 

[-_skinny_-]

granted, but i never forgive you for dissing mashed potatoes

i wish i cld
:item9: ----> lol

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Granted,

:smiliegorhainsaw:
:enforcer::uzi::uzi:
:uzi::sniper::rocket:
:rocket::bigrocket:uzi::smiliegor:enforcer:

I wish spam was sold in a bag.

 

[-_skinny_-]

granted, it tastes like a mix between old cheese, feet, grape soda, raviolis, car tires, AIDS, figs, mythbusters, penicillin, a crown, and dirty sponge

i wish i knew what the meaning of life wasnt

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Granted. Now, you know how to play the bassoon, which has zero meaning in life.

I wish for more self esteem.

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

You get it and then fell sorry for all the people that have an inferor self-esstem and felling invinsible because of your new ego chose to take up a super hero persona and deticate the rest of your life fighting crime and never doing anything fun (unless you enjoy geting shot at regulary but that can also be easly corrupted.)

I wish my texture pack whould load I mean come on I whent to five different internet guides and followed there instructions and it will not load the hires images even though I have the Load Hi res box checked, and to make things worse It will do the texture dump but not the loading so I accualy made my graphics worse! (please PM me if you encountered the same pj64 problem and solved it that would be really nice.)

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Granted, but your computer froze, due to the fact that you posted a question i don't care about in the forum games section.

I with to ban Dragoon Fighter for posting irrevelant posts in the fourm games section with the ban hammer.

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

Granted but everone else gets banned with me so you are here traped and all alone.

I wish I had an action replay v 1.1 for the game cube.

 

[shadow1moon]

Granted, But your gc explodes becuase it is a gamecube.

I wish this game would end.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted.

 

[Jonkku]

DENIED DENIED DENIED

I wish vampires were real... And no, not the sparkly ones, I mean ones like Dracula, or even Dio Brando.

 

[Riddle]

Granted, but they live on a tiny island that is completely inaccessible

I wish I had premium

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Granted, but it gets a virus. Don't ask how.

I wish that there was a Pastafarian church two blocks away from my house.

 

[AColdFrictionySamus 2 poop on']

Granted, but it turns out there is no God.

I wish I had a gun that shot sandwiches to end world hunger with.

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

Sure but a plague form the aforementioned sandwich kills the starving.

I wish Kirby was not as badly nerfed as he was from n64 to Melee.

 

[CloudChaser071]

Granted. He's removed from melee.

I wish my hair would grow faster.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but you start shedding once it starts to tuft up too much (which was about 5 seconds in)

i wish for the following robots to be in megaman 11:

1. Polar Man.
a cool, calm & collected robot created to maintain cold temperatures at the zoo
weapon: polar freeze (freezes surrounding enemies).
weakness: megabuster or caffeine slick

2. Forest Man.
an environmentalist robot designed to remove pollutant from forests and plant new trees using his forest-sprout
weapon: forest sprout (like frost wave, only with tree sprouts).
weakness: polar freeze

3. Tennis Man.
a slightly overconfident tennis-playing robot who also plays ping-pong
weapon: tennis paddle (like slash claw, only whacks instead of slashes)
weakness: forest sprout

4. Guitar Man.
a robot created to rock out, lead singer/guitarist of the band-bot-hotz (first all-robot band). implied to have a crush on med woman
weapon: guitar wave (like noise crush, but guitar-activated and charged from the start)
weakness: tennis paddle

5. Med Woman.
a scientist robot designed to run a hospital who dabbled in developing disease cures. implied to have a crush on guitar man.
weapon: med pill (like napalm bomb)
weakness: guitar wave

6. Caffeine Man.
a robot designed to run a coffee shop. HYPERACTIVE ON CAFFEINE!!!
weapon: caffeine slick (sends out a drop of coffee, which intoxicates & burns enemies and makes ground slippery).
weakness: med pill

7. Negative Man.
depressed battle-grade robot who really doesn't see the point in life, as we're all going to die anyway. brother of positive man
weapon: negative pit (like black hole bomb, only on the ground and sucking-in range is much wider)
weakness: positive ball

8. Positive Man
an always-in-a-good-mood, "you can do it!" battle grade robot who is negative man's brother
weapon: positive ball (like flash bomb).
weakness: negative pit

(they were some ideas for bosses i had in mind)

EDIT: (reasons for weaknesses:
polar man: coffee is hot, heat melts ice.
forest man: ice on trees? somewhat not good.
tennis man: well, you got me on that one.
guitar man: again, you got me...
med woman: blaring music while someone's working? seriously, why?
caffeine man: medicine snuck into someone's coffee obviously doesn't taste very good.
negative man & positive man: do i have to say it?)

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but .... Med Woman? Do you have a nurse fetish by any chance?
Also I'm happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but MOTHER 3 had the best Negative Man of all time.

I wish for a wrench made of gold.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Granted, but you don't know it's fragile. Once you use it on a screw, it'll shatter.

I wish that airplanes in the night skies were shooting stars.

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted, but they all crash and burn into your house, leaving you homeless.

I wish that I could grow to be at least 5'11. =(

 

[CloudChaser071]

Granted. You're now 5'11" wide. Good luck getting through the door and into a car.

I wish misquotes didn't exist.

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted, but they're replaced with a more blood thirsty type insect. =]

I wish that more national Smash tournaments could take place in MD/VA area other than *Pound*.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Granted, but there are no friendlies, once you lose, you're exited from the venue to make more room, and the first opponent you face is M2K.

I wish i haz a cheezburger.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, a kitteh swipes it.

i wish i had...
































THE BIGGEST MACHINE GUN...
IN... THE... WOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRLLLLLDAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[zeldspazz]

Granted, but you accidently shoot your dog trying to figure out how it works!


I wish this wish couldnt go wrong :D

 

[TWILTHERO]

Granted, but you can't wish for anything else.

I wish I could draw alot better.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted. You die.

I wish that were so.

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Granted, a major government organization sues your arse, and takes all of your Let's Plays.

I wish Chris Bosh didn't sign a contract with the Heat.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted. YOU did!

I wish that were so.

 

[Infinite Emerald]

Granted, but "that" only existed for a few moments.



I wish that I wasn't hungry :hunger:

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted, but once you eat a bite you explode, and your body becomes a pink mist.

I wish there was more local Smasher's in MD/VA area..

 

[Infinite Emerald]

Granted, but they are all no0bs who play with items.

I wish that the sky was green all day, and at night it turns to a super dark green.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, it's because the planet's being invaded by an evil warlord who controls a slimy green alien substance and an army of creatures he creates using said substance.

i wish that the fish was delish and it made quite a dish

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you die.

I wish for Chocolate something whatever mumbo-jumbo Rain.

 

[Jonkku]

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you must clean the sewers in Mumbai.

I wish for cherry chocolate rain.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you must clean the sewers in Mumbai.

I wish for cherry chocolate rain.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, it's a POISON cherry! :flame:

i wish for control over (and resistance to ) magma & fire

 

[RuNNing Riot]

Granted, but you end up choking and suffocating yourself on the toxic fumes magma releases.

I wish I could actually do small talk properly.

 

[CloudChaser071]

Granted. Your mouth shrinks to the size of a pea.

I wish I had a big o' fat bowl of cereal right now.