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Why being AMERICAN is awesome!

Xiivi

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Link to original post: Why being AMERICAN is awesome!



Let's get one thing straight.
America >>>>>> Canada >>>>> Everything Else (especially Japan).
Fact.
Now that we've got that out of the way, let's move onto things that make America awesome.

1)

Captain America. **** YEAH
Real entertainment, with none of that weeaboo garbage.

2)
REAL FOOTBALL


3)

The best of everything else without all of their crap as well.

4)

REAL large sizes, for REAL appetites.
You got a problem with that, you end up like this foreigner:


5)

Don't mess with the big guns son!

6)

Best music & best looking women.

More to be added later. ;)
 
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Japan is the best IMO,
Football sucks, and that girl isn`t very pretty,

But, we are the fattest,
so I guess that counts for something.


Edit-Woa, nice call Nova!
 
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10 perkish roubles says OutlawStar's a ****ing communist.
 
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[color=dof8db]It's not our problem that we can actually eat well. :mad:
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jkjkjk

Americans are pretty legit. [/color]
 
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I live in America but...my name...:urg:
 
Xiivi

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Barge said:
American guys are hot.
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The truth.

OutlawStar said:
Japan is the best IMO,
Football sucks, and that girl isn`t very pretty
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This is one of the most hilarious things I've seen in quite a while.

~Kawaii Bunny~ said:
Am I allowed to post here?
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Your name is fine, first amendment and all. It's just kind of fail is all. :p

NAKEDeDeDe said:
Americans are pretty legit.
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Too legit to quit son.

jigglyppuff8 said:
Why of course! Every country in the world belongs to America.
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Pretty much.

Smith said:
America doesn't take **** from nobody.
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This 3 times.

Actually...
Smith said:
America doesn't take **** from nobody.
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Smith said:
America doesn't take **** from nobody.
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Smith said:
America doesn't take **** from nobody.
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Canada has KirbyKaze
Japan has Captain Jack
Europe has Yuna
America has Plank


And I'm not a socialist
So america isn't exactly the best

EDIT: General majority of American music isn't good. At least modern music isn't
 
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Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke thread..

Because if it isn't we gonna have to send in our armored polar bears with hockey stick launchers,eh?
 
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Unfortunately the Japanese have caught wind of our thread and created this to take the title. We need to go and "free" the crap out of them and steal this. AMERICA MUST HAVE THIS!



P.S. This is real. It's a 1:1 scale of an 18 meter tall gundam... It's to commemorate the 30th year anniversary of the gundam series and was just recently finished. If only it was functional...
 
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East said:
Unfortunately the Japanese have caught wind of our thread and created this to take the title. We need to go and "free" the crap out of them and steal this. AMERICA MUST HAVE THIS!



P.S. This is real. It's a 1:1 scale of an 18 meter tall gundam... It's to commemorate the 30th year anniversary of the gundam series and was just recently finished. If only it was functional...
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Canada gets first Dib's since we made a Gundam Already

:mad:
 
Falconv1.0

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East said:
Unfortunately the Japanese have caught wind of our thread and created this to take the title. We need to go and "free" the crap out of them and steal this. AMERICA MUST HAVE THIS!



P.S. This is real. It's a 1:1 scale of an 18 meter tall gundam... It's to commemorate the 30th year anniversary of the gundam series and was just recently finished. If only it was functional...
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Hey at least we've got big dog, which actually works. =-D
 
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Seriously? Seriously, noone has told this thread off as what is is? *Sigh* I suppose I must be the one to do this.... and I really hope this is a joke thread.

I'm an American and I can tell you that this is a really stupid thread.

No, America does not have superiority over other countries.

(Referring to a majority of our population) We are arrogant (threads like this basically prove it). We are fat. We are ********. Our education system is garbage. We are promiscuous. We wage war on everything we don't like. We re-elected a complete ****** into office. Our current president was elected solely on the basis of race and appearance. Shall I go on?

It's no big surprise we have so many enemies.



Is it all bad... no... we have a lot of freedom that other countries don't get. Our founding was certainly noble, and America was a great country in its past.... now... not so much.



Also:
Football is the single worst sport ever. It's more of a male-on-male molestation than a true sport. And soccer is the real football... you use your hands in American football... wtf?!
McDonald's is horrible.... now Taco Bell.. that's a great achievement.
Neither of those women you posted are beautiful. When you say "Best looking women (and American women are often beautiful)", you should actually post a picture of a beautiful woman.
Beer is overrated.
Our music (by which I mean rap and most other modern music) is just pathetically bad.
 
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Chris Lionheart said:
Seriously? Seriously, noone has told this thread off as what is is? *Sigh* I suppose I must be the one to do this.

I'm an American and I can tell you that this is a really stupid thread.

No, America does not have superiority over other countries.

(Referring to a majority of our population) We are arrogant (threads like this basically prove it). We are fat. We are ********. Our education system is garbage. We are promiscuous. We wage war on everything we don't like. We re-elected a complete ****** into office. Our current president was elected solely on the basis of race and appearance. Shall I go on?

It's no big surprise we have so many enemies.



Is it all bad... no... we have a lot of freedom that other countries don't get. Our founding was certainly noble, and America was a great country in its past.... now... not so much.



Also:
Football is the single worst sport ever. It's more of a male-on-male molestation than a true sport. And soccer is the real football... you use your hands in American football... wtf?!
McDonald's is horrible.... now Taco Bell.. that's a great achievement.
Neither of those women you posted are beautiful. When you say "Best looking women (and American women are often beautiful)", you should actually post a picture of a beautiful woman.
Beer is overrated.
Our music (by which I mean rap and most other modern music) is just pathetically bad.
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Ok I have to say a few things.

I'd totally do Taylor Swift.

Rap is not all our music.

I dislike sports, but football is still badass.

Also, **** other countries. =D
 
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Chris Lionheart said:
Seriously? Seriously, noone has told this thread off as what is is? *Sigh* I suppose I must be the one to do this.... and I really hope this is a joke thread.

I'm an American and I can tell you that this is a really stupid thread.

No, America does not have superiority over other countries.

(Referring to a majority of our population) We are arrogant (threads like this basically prove it). We are fat. We are ********. Our education system is garbage. We are promiscuous. We wage war on everything we don't like. We re-elected a complete ****** into office. Our current president was elected solely on the basis of race and appearance. Shall I go on?

It's no big surprise we have so many enemies.



Is it all bad... no... we have a lot of freedom that other countries don't get. Our founding was certainly noble, and America was a great country in its past.... now... not so much.



Also:
Football is the single worst sport ever. It's more of a male-on-male molestation than a true sport. And soccer is the real football... you use your hands in American football... wtf?!
McDonald's is horrible.... now Taco Bell.. that's a great achievement.
Neither of those women you posted are beautiful. When you say "Best looking women (and American women are often beautiful)", you should actually post a picture of a beautiful woman.
Beer is overrated.
Our music (by which I mean rap and most other modern music) is just pathetically bad.
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I don't think I've ever seen someone miss the point of a joke so completely in my entire life.
 
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Chris Lionheart said:
Seriously? Seriously, noone has told this thread off as what is is? *Sigh* I suppose I must be the one to do this.... and I really hope this is a joke thread.

I'm an American and I can tell you that this is a really stupid thread.

No, America does not have superiority over other countries.

(Referring to a majority of our population) We are arrogant (threads like this basically prove it). We are fat. We are ********. Our education system is garbage. We are promiscuous. We wage war on everything we don't like. We re-elected a complete ****** into office. Our current president was elected solely on the basis of race and appearance. Shall I go on?

It's no big surprise we have so many enemies.



Is it all bad... no... we have a lot of freedom that other countries don't get. Our founding was certainly noble, and America was a great country in its past.... now... not so much.



Also:
Football is the single worst sport ever. It's more of a male-on-male molestation than a true sport. And soccer is the real football... you use your hands in American football... wtf?!
McDonald's is horrible.... now Taco Bell.. that's a great achievement.
Neither of those women you posted are beautiful. When you say "Best looking women (and American women are often beautiful)", you should actually post a picture of a beautiful woman.
Beer is overrated.
Our music (by which I mean rap and most other modern music) is just pathetically bad.
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daym get wrecked
 
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Jam Stunna said:
I don't think I've ever seen someone miss the point of a joke so completely in my entire life.
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At least he acknowledged the possibility, for a second there I thought he wasn't even considering that.

We can only reflect his statement back at him; I really hope that was a joke post, I really do.
 
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